Monday, October 20, 2014

VIDEO: This Is Tuukka Rask Playing Drums For Some Band In Buffalo This Weekend. Um...Okay.



From Buffalo:
Boston Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask may have had a rough week between the pipes, but he tried to find his rhythm in an unconventional way Friday night at Nietzsche's.

On the eve of the Bruins' eventual 4-0 stomping of the Sabres -- in which Rask sat in favor of backup Niklas Svedberg -- the 2013-14 Vezina Trophy winner and a few other teammates dropped by the Allentown live-music venue to check out a show, said The Good Neighborhood founder Seamus Gallivan.

Rask quietly asked local band the Mustn'ts if he could step in as the drummer for the band's song, a cover of Phish's "Back on the Train," and Gallivan shot a short video of the Bruins net-minder laying down the beat.

He isn't terrible, but I'll say this:  Tuukka Rask is no Neil Peart.  Don't quit your day job, Tuukka.



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Sunday, October 19, 2014

So, Peyton Manning Passed Brett Favre For The Most Touchdowns In NFL History.




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GIF: Tony Romo Almost Did The World A Favor And Knocked Alex Rodriguez On His Ass Today Before The Cowboys Giants Game.



Oh my God, I wish that lady hadn't tapped A-Rod on the shoulder.  If she hadn't, A-Rod would have gotten leveled and we'd all be laughing our asses off right now.  And Tony Romo would have become an American hero.



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What A Long Friggin Day.

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FINAL: Bruins 4 Sabres 0



The Sabres had 32 shots and seven power plays and didn't score one goal.  Wow, do they suck.  The Bruins needed a game like this badly.  They just needed to beat the shit out of someone and get some confidence after that loss to the Canadiens.  Thank you, Buffalo. 



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Fight Of The Night: Kevan Miller vs Nicolas Deslauriers

Kevan Millar is now 1-0 on the season.



















Saturday, October 18, 2014

Milan Lucic Apologized To Canadiens Fans For Obscene Gesture And Called Them “Great Fans.” Give Me A Friggin Break.

If you live under a rock and don't know, Milan Lucic made a "jerking off" gesture to Canadiens fans the other night.



Well, today he apologized.  From Bruins.com:
“I don’t want to get into details of everything, but just obviously not proud of what I did there, and just want to apologize to our organization for embarrassing the Bruins organization. I also want to apologize to our fans and also apologize to the Montreal Canadiens organization and to the Canadiens fans. I know they can get under your skin sometimes, but they are great fans, so just like I said, apologies for my actions, and I regret what I did.”
 
I have no friggin idea why he apologized.  These people are savage animals with no respect for the game.  They were absolute pricks during that playoff series last season.

Case in point #1:  that time they threw towels and cans of beer at Milan Lucic as he left the ice.



Case in point #2: that time someone slapped the glass and flipped him the bird for no good reason.



Then there was the time that guy violated our Bobby Orr statue (after Game 7):



I dont mean to sound childish, but they started it.  Every one of these incidents happened before Lucic virtually stroked his dick at them. It just proves that these cunts are not "great fans."

I really wish instead of apologizing Milan Lucic talked about the incidents I just mentioned and said, "fuck em."



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Your Tweet Of The Day

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Yahoo Is Such A Fucking Tease.

This was the homepage of Yahoo this morning:



Yea, Rex Ryan has not been fired. The link is to a bunch of articles on why he should be fired. This is clickbait at it's finest. Bunch of assholes.



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Friday, October 17, 2014

The Date Was October 17th, 2004...



I still don't understand why the Red Sox haven't built a statue of this.

If you're a little masshole and are too young to remember what happened on that fateful night, here's the video, as it happened:






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FINAL: Patriots 27 Jets 25



I don't give a shit that the Patriots "hung on" to win that game. A win is a win.

And in the three games since that ass kicking by the Chiefs, Tom Brady has thrown for 914 yards, 9 touchdowns, 0 interceptions and the Patriots are 3-0. And that is all that fucking matters.



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GIF: Tom Brady Did Another "Uncle Rico" Impression With A 49 Yard Touchdown To Shane Vereen. That Was Wicked Pissa.

Sure, the Jets secondary sucks. But you must admit, this was a friggin awesome pass and an awesome catch. The way Tom Brady has been throwing the ball lately, I bet he could throw a football over them mountains (if you don't get the reference, google "uncle rico" and prepare to laugh your balls off)




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GIF: Here's The Game Winning Field Goal Block...In Case You Want To Sportsgasm All Over Again.

Im not going to lie, I was laughing my balls off at the end of that game.  I mean, that was such a friggin Jets ending.




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GIF: And Here's Rex Ryan The Moment He Realized The Jets' Season Is Over And He Will Be Unemployed Soon.



Sucks to be him.















Thursday, October 16, 2014

FINAL: Canadiens 6 Bruins 4



Fuck it.  You can't win every game.







GIF: Some Douchebag Canadiens Fan Tried To Distract Tuukka Rask With A Laser Pointer. I Shit You Not.

Canadiens fans are scumfucks. They really are. Someone actually had the balls to point a laser pointer at Tuukka Rask.  Not sure if it was a result of this douchebaggery but he allowed five goals on the night.





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GIF: Milan Lucic Made A "Jerkoff" Motion To Canadiens Fans. Yea, I Think He Is Fed The Fuck Up With Those Scumbags.

Watch as Milan Lucic heads into the penalty box and gives the Canadiens fans the classic "jerkoff" gesture. Everyone has a breaking point. Milan Lucic has reached his with these fans.

Milan Lucic


People are going to say he crossed the line. People are going to say he should be fined or suspended. But we're talking about friggin Canadiens fans. They are some of the most disrespectful, douchiest fans in all of sports and nothing is off limits with them.

Hell, if they think it's okay to dry hump our Bobby Orr statue, then they deserve to be proverbially jerked off on.




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VIDEO: The Jets Official Thursday Night Football Promo Has A Typo. That Is So Friggin Jets Of Them.

The Jets posted a video on their Facebook page that I guess is supposed to fire up their fans.   Then comes this ending:



That organization is a friggin joke on literally every level.  Here's the video from the Jets official Facebook page:







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The Patriots Are Playing The Sad Sack Jets On Thursday Night Football Tonight. Here Are The Keys To The Game.



I'm going conservative with my prediction because it's supposed to pour like a bastard tonight.  My official prediction for this game:  Patriots 35  Jets 0. 



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Vince Wilfork Posted A Picture Of The Infamous Butt Fumble On Instragram With The Caption "Nothing Buttttt A Wilfork Thing." Big Vince In The Balls.

via Instagram.com/TeamWilfork


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FINAL: Bruins 3 Red Wings 2



The Bruins finally played like they gave a shit.  They outshot the Red Wings 39-20 (and 14-4 in the first period) and outplayed them for 60 minutes plus.  That's pissa.  It sucks they couldn't bury them in regulation, but whatever.   A win is a win is a win.








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