Thursday, October 30, 2014

FINAL: Bruins 3 Sabres 2 (OT)

If the Bruins had lost this game, I was totally prepared to go apeshit. And if my aunt had a dick she’d be my uncle. Anyway, they won.

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Bruins Fight Of The Night: Chris Stewart vs Milan Lucic

This was Milan Lucic's first fight of the season. It was nice to see him finally punch a dude in the face.

And Here's A GIF Of Brad Marchand Being Left Wide Open And Scoring A Wicked Easy (Game Winning) Goal Vs The Sad Sack Sabres

Buffalo Sabres defense, folks.

VIDEO: In Honor Of Tom Menino's Passing, Here Are His Greatest Sports Menino-isms One More Time..For Old Time's Sake.

Tom Menino passed away this morning at the age of 71.  He was the longest serving mayor in the history of this city and he was a true masshole. There will never be another Tom Menino.  As he would say, "neva eva eva."  In honor of his passing this morning here are his most famous Menino-isms one more time.

There was that one time he referred to Vince Wilfork as, "Wilcock" while wearing his jersey.

There was that time he called KG and Rondo, "KJ and Hondo."

One time he referred to Gronkowski and Welker, "Grubowski and "Wes Weklah."

After the Bruins won the Stanley Cup, he called them "great ballplayers" on and off the ice.

There was that time said he wanted to see the "World Series Cup" come back to Boston.

And here is the classic video of him reminding us of the "ionic" moments in Boston sports history including Varitek splitting the uprights (at the 1:00 mark):

RIP Mr. Maya.

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FINAL: Celtics 121 Nets 105

I did not see that coming.  I get that it was the sad sack Nets, but the Celtics actually looked pretty good.  By the end of the third quarter, they had scored 101 points and had a 29 point for Christ's sake. Sucky teams don't do that.

Rajon Rondo didn't even play one exhibition game and had 13 points, 12 assists and seven rebounds. Damn.  That Marcus Smart kid had 10 points and four steals.  A total of eight Celtics scored in double digits.  You heard it here first: the Celtics are not going to suck this season.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Tom Brady Is A Funny Bastid

This is how Tom Brady wished the Celtics good luck.

He friggin owns Facebook right now.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

FINAL: Wild 4 Bruins 3

The first line of Milan Lucic - David Krejci - Seth Griffith has six points on the night.  But it doesn't matter.  The Bruins couldn't hold their shit together in the third period, gave up three goals and ended up losing.

This team is starting to piss me off.

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Sure, The Bruins Shat The Bed But Hey, At Least We Got To See Seth Griffith Do A Pretty Awesome Bobby Orr Impression.

This was pretty cool, I guess.

Looks kinda familiar.

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The Bruins Went To Children's Hospital Dressed As The Characters From Frozen. Poor Dougie Hamilton And Matt Fraser.

The Bruins do this every year and every year it is hilarious. They basically reverse trick or treat at the Children's Hospital right around Halloween and dress up for the kids. Well, this year they went as the characters from Frozen.

If you can't tell, that is Matt Fraser, Dougie Hamilton, Kevan Miller, Matt Bartkowski, Torey Krug and Seth Griffith.

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Monday, October 27, 2014

10 Years Ago Tonight, The Red Sox Won Their First World Series In 86 Years. That Was A Fucking Awesome Night.

Here's the Masshole Sports headline from that fateful night:

Im just kidding. Masshole Sports didn't exist back then. But if it did, that would have been the headline.  Anway, here is Game 4 of the 2004 World Series in it's entirety...for old times sake.

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Sunday, October 26, 2014

FINAL: Patriots 51 Bears 23

All those people who said Tom Brady was done look like real assholes right now. 

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GIF: Rob Gronkowski Pushes 6' 1" 209 lb Ryan Mundy Out Of The Way With One Friggin Arm, Proceeds To Score TD.

And this is why Gronk is an absolute beast.

via NextImpulseSports

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And Here Is Lamarr Houston Making Himself Look Like An Asshole.

The Bears were down 48-23 and Lamarr Houston celebrated like a douchebag after sacking Jimmy Garoppolo...then this happened:

The reason he fell is because he tore his ACL.  He will reportedly miss the rest of the season.  Yea, it's called Karma, bitch.

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I Think Tom Brady Just Told His Critics To STFU After That 51-23 Ass Whipping.


I don't know sign language, but I'm pretty sure they are flashing a 5 and a 1.  A double middle finger would have been nice too, but this will do.  It get's the point across.

Here Are The Patriots Bears Keys To The Game

My official prediction: Patriots 45  Bears 10

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VIDEO: A Little Masshole Is Devastated By Zdeno Chara's Injury And Cries Well, Like A Little Girl.

This little girl is crying the tears of a thousand massholes. I feel your pain, my fellow masshole.

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Yet Another Fucktard Dressed As Ray Rice For Halloween, Proving People Still Suck.

Some people are just fucked up and don't get it.  That's just the way it is and it's not going to stop.  It just isn't. 

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