Monday, December 22, 2014

Jets Rookie Calvin Pryor After Loss To The Patriots: "We're The Best 3-12 Team In The History Of Football." What The Hell Does That Even Mean?

This is a real quote from Jets' safety Calvin Pryor:
"If you look at our season, besides two or three games, we've been in every game. You can cut it and slice it how you want to. I think we're--what are we, 3-12?--I think we're the best 3-12 team in the history of football. No doubt about it." 

What's sad is that the Jets are going to continue to suck for years to come if players with this type of mentality are on the team.  I mean, losing is supposed to suck.  It's supposed to hurt and it's supposed to motivate you.

A dude thinking that a 3-12 team is good is just pathetic.  I mean, it is just such a friggin Jets thing to say.  It really is.  I know this is cliche, but you play to win the games and your record is what it is.  And at the end of the day, the Jets suck...and they don't even know it.  And that is pretty sad.

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Sunday, December 21, 2014

FINAL: Patriots17 Jets 16

The Patriots half assed it this game and still beat those sad sacks from New York.  Fuck it, ugly wins are still wins. And the Patriots have now clinched a first round bye.

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He looks like a man who knows he'll be unemployed (and a laughing stock) soon.  He really does.

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Here Are The Patriots Jets Keys To The Game

Seriously, the only way the Patriots lose this game is if the team bus breaks down and they have a bunch of security guards and janitors put on Patriots uniforms and take the field.

My official prediction:  Patriots 52  Jets 3

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Saturday, December 20, 2014

VIDEO: An Idiot Reporter Asked Rondo Why He Chose To Come To Dallas...And Things Got Kinda Weird.

Wow, that was kind of a dick answer, huh?

I get that it was a stupid question, but he at least could have given a cliche answer like, "we have a great chance to win" or something. Actually, why do I give a shit? He's not even our problem anymore.

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Friday, December 19, 2014

I Don't Mean To Piss On Your Friday, But...


From WEEI:
Lester signed with the Cubs for six years and $155 million, with a vesting option for a seventh year.  Everyone keeps coming back to the reported four-year, $70 million offer the Red Sox gave to Lester during spring training last season. 

What if the Red Sox came in with a higher offer — such as the Cliff Lee, five-year, $120 million deal — would Lester have accepted? “That is one of those deals where hindsight is 20/20. You go back in time and you look at it and you go, ‘probably yes,’” said Lester.

Fuckin Larry.

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With Rajon Rondo Gone, No One Is Left From The 2007-2008 Team. I'll Be Honest, I'm Feeling A Little Sentimental.

I'm sorry but Ray Allen is dead to me and will always be dead to me.  The Celtics offered him a better deal than the Heat and he left because he was pissy about Danny Ainge trying to trade him and because he had a hard on for LeDouche James.  That's just bullshit.

He could have been the better man.  He could have stuck with Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett until the end and they could have rode off into the sunset together.  But he was a dick about it.  Hey, he made his bed, now he's lying in it.

Anyway, this isn't about Ray Allen.  It's about the fact that this era in Boston Celtics history is over...and that kinda sucks.

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So, Rajon Rondo Finally Got Traded.

So, the Celtics have reportedly traded Rajon Rondo and Dwight Powell to the Mavericks for Brandan Wright, Jae Crowder, Jamar Nelson, a 2015 1st round and draft pick and a future 2nd round draft pick.

Well, thank you for your service, Rajon. It was a nice run and you should be eternally kissing Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen's asses for making people think you were a superstar in this league.  Don't get me wrong, Rondo isn't a bum.  But anyone who thinks this guy is an elite point guard needs to put down the Celtics Kool Aid and get their head examined.

There will always be idiots who say, "ya but he's a triple double machine."  Ya, big shit.  Triple doubles aren't exactly hat tricks.  I cannot believe this guy had the balls to come out publicly and say he wants a max contract.

Anyway, time for the Celtics to start tanking again.

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

I Think We Have Our Proof That Rajon Rondo Will Be A Dallas Maverick Soon...

Ive been hearing rumors all day about how the Celtics and Mavericks are in "serious" talks about trading Rajon Rondo.  Then, this happened:

That is a screenshot of the Dallas Mavericks twitter page.  And yes, they are officially following Rajon Rondo.  Hmmm.  Seriously, why would a team follow a player on a different team? So, you heard it here first, folks.

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