Monday, February 8, 2016

I Just Want To Remind Everyone...

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Sunday, February 7, 2016

This Sounds About Right...

I just want to remind all the Peyton Manning ball washers that Tom Brady did it without HGH.  Oh yea, and Brady will still be playing football when Manning is admitted to his nursing like 2 years.

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Here's The Video Of Tom Brady Getting Booed At Super Bowl 50. What A Bunch Of Assholes At Levi's Stadium. A Bunch Of Real Assholes.

Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL and he got booed at a ceremony that was supposed to honor him and his accomplishments all because Roger Goodell sucks at his job and mindfucked everyone into thinking he's a cheater.  That is a goddamn shame.

If that bullshit witchhunt known as DeflateGate never happened, then this would have never happened.  So I'm sorry, but these people booing are nothing more than a bunch of mindless fucking assholes and need to take a long hard look in the mirror.


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Thursday, February 4, 2016

SURVEY: Patriots Fans Were Voted The "Most Obnoxious" Fans In The NFL.

SOASTA, the leader in performance analytics, today unveiled the results of its 2016 Super Bowl Second Screen Survey. 

The research revealed that the New England Patriots, who were recently eliminated from the NFL playoffs, are #1 when it comes to obnoxious fans. More than 1 in 3 Americans (38 percent) said that the Pats had the most obnoxious fans in the playoffs.

Like we really give a flying fuck.

A survey of butthurt sports fans just voted the fans of the most successful franchise of this century the "most obnoxious" and that is supposed to mean something?  Give me a friggin break.

When a city wins 9 championships in 14 years, people are going to be jealous and they're are going to hate you.  That is just human nature.  So, calling us obnoxious because we win so much just goes to show how obnoxious the rest of this country is.

Oh yea, and the Patriots are already favorites to win Super Bowl 51, according to Vegas.  So, fuck you all.  Fuck you all very much.

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Roger Goodell Says The PSI Data Collected This Season Show No Violations. VP Of Officiating Dean Blandino Says NFL Will "Evaluate" The PSI Data.

From CBSSports:
On Tuesday, commissioner Roger Goodell made it seem as though the NFL had no interest in releasing the data recorded this year on the PSI in footballs.

After looking bad in the public, the NFL’s story is changing. Dean Blandino, the NFL’s vice president of officiating, said on Sirius XM radio that the league has in fact not yet decided what it will do with the data recorded.

“We did spot checks throughout the year, and we measured PSI levels and recorded that information,” Blandino said, per The Boston Globe. “So right now, we’re evaluating the information."

So, first Roger Goodell claims the NFL just did spot checks and there were no violations this season, then this idiot comes out and says that the PSI records they have are being "evaluated."

If you're going to lie, at least have your story straight.  I swear, everyone in the commissioners office has their head firmly planted up their own asses.  I have no friggin idea who to believe anymore.

If there were no violations, then you release the data and you move on.  It's not that complicated. There should be nothing to evaluate.

The reality is, it's more probable that not that most, if not all, of the measurements were consistent with the Ideal Gas Law.  And Roger Goodell doesn't want to release them, prove Tom Brady is innocence, and have to eat shit.

For Christ's sake, just release the data along with an apology to Tom Brady and a humble admission that you didn't understand the Ideal Gas Law when you launched the bullshit crusade against Tom Brady and the Patriots.  Is that really too much to ask for out of a guy whose job it is to preserve the integrity of the game?

Actually, don't hold your breath.  Roger Goodell is an asshole.  It ain't going to happen.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

REPORT: Peyton Manning Sent His People To "Sort Through" Records At Guyer Institute. I Guess The NFL's Investigation Is Officially Tainted.

From TheMMQB:
In response to the Al Jazeera program, Manning’s agent, Tom Condon, assembled a legal team and retained crisis management czar Ari Fleischer, former White House press secretary under President George W. Bush.
Manning’s crew sent a team of investigators to Indianapolis. The Guyer Institute allowed the investigators to sort through the Mannings’ records; it is unclear what they found

It’s not disputed that Manning was a patient of the Guyer Institute. He told ESPN’s Chris Mortensen that his treatment at Guyer was “holistic,” involving “nutrient therapy and oxygen therapy” and the like.

So, Peyton Manning's lawyers and crisis manager, aka the guy he hired to mindfuck everyone into thinking he didn't do it, were allowed to tamper with.... I mean sort through.... the records at the Guyer Institute before the NFL has even finished their investigation?

How the hell can you hear this and NOT think they are covering something up?

I mean, the smoking guns in this situation are the packages sent to his house under his wife's name and their medical records.  If those medical records show that Ashley Manning didn't need an HGH prescription, then it's game over for Peyton.  That is the second smoking gun and he basically got caught.

But nope.  Peyton's cronies were allowed to tamper with and destroy....I mean "sort through" the Manning's records at the Guyer Institute.  So, I guess that means it's checkmate.  Peyton Manning just got away with using HGH.

There is no way the NFL can conduct an investigation now after Manning's people "sorted through" the only real evidence that exists. They just can't.  Whatever they do get their hands on will have already been "sorted through" by the guy being investigated, thus making it meaningless.

In reality, Roger Goodell should consider this situation when making his ruling.  Peyton Manning is basically not cooperating with the investigation and tampering with the evidence. That seems worthy of at least a million dollar fine and a loss of draft picks.  But I digress.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

REPORT: Bryan Stork Was Tipping The Snap In The AFC Championship Game On Every Play. Well, That Explains Fucking Everything.

From InsideThePylon:
Von Miller, DeMarcus Ware, and Derek Wolfe terrorized the Patriots offensive line all game long, putting Tom Brady on the run and on the ground.

After reviewing the tape, center Bryan Stork stood out. Not for his blocking struggles, but because on nearly every snap Stork was tipping the snap by bobbing his head.

Stork tipping the snap allowed the Broncos rushers to get perfect jumps, another advantage over their out-matched opponents.

Here's the video, if you want to get pissed off:

Well, that sucked.  And it basically explains everything.  Like why Tom Brady got his more than any other quarterback this season and why the Broncos defensive line looked like a friggin juggernaut.

It's real easy to knock Brady down when you know exactly when the Patriots are going to snap the ball.  That isn't an opinion, that is a fact.

It just sucks that something so petty had such a huge impact on the game.  If someone on the Patriots had just noticed this on film, it would have been corrected and we'd be talking about back-to-back Super Bowl appearances right now....and if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle.

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"NFL 2016 Bad Lip Reading" Features Tom Brady Talking About Shaving His Furry Ankles. Um...Okay.

I have no idea who comes up with this stuff, but it's friggin hilarious.

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Thursday, January 28, 2016

Tom Brady Didn't Get Chosen For The NFL's "Super Bowl 50 Golden Team." What The Hell Is This World Coming To?

The Pro Football Hall of Fame Board of Selectors have chosen the "Super Bowl 50 Golden Team" in honor of Super Bowl 50, celebrating the best overall career performances in the Super Bowl, the NFL announced today.

"The Super Bowl 50 Golden Team is an amazing list of incredible individuals," said Pro Football Hall of Fame Executive Vice President Joe Horrigan. "Each name conjures up memories of some of the sport's greatest games showcased on its biggest platform, the Super Bowl stage."

Yet Tom Brady isn't on the list?  What a friggin joke.

Brady won four Super Bowls, just like the guy they chose for their team, Joe Montana.  He also holds the record for most touchdowns in Super Bowls (13 verse Montana's 11) and most pass completions (164 verse Manning's 90).

On top of that, there are the clutch fourth quarter comebacks.  Oh yea, and he didn't have a guy like Jerry Rice running around the field with stickum on his gloves.  I guess the snobs who made the list don't care that the man who made Joe Montana who he is admitted to cheating throughout his career.

Next season, Brady should just say fuck it and buy every one of his receivers stickum.  Then ride that stickum all the way to a fifth Super Bowl and shut the critics up.  Hell, they don't seem to care that Montana did.

(Here's the complete team from

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VIDEO: LaDainian Tomlinson Listened To Callers Bitch About The Patriots On 98.5 The Sports Hub And Absolutely Went Off.

I've never liked LaDainian Tomlinson. I've always thought of him as a bit of a whiny bitch. That being said, who would have thought that in these dark days he would be the voice of reason, giving us all a little perspective. 

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