Saturday, January 31, 2015

I am So Friggin Ready For This Game




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Here Are The Keys To The Game



Seriously, every time Bill Belichick and Tom Brady get pissed off--whether it's Spygate or losing to the Chiefs or whatever--they come out and just fuck shit up.  The Seahawks have no idea what's coming.

My official prediction:  Patriots 38  Seahawks 9.



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OH MY GOD THIS TOM BRADY TRIBUTE VIDEO HAS ME SO FUCKING FIRED UP!!!!





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Here's Something To Get You Warmed Up For Sunday: Video Of The Patriots Game Winning Drive In Super Bowl XXXVI.

Let me refresh your memory.  There was 1:21 left in the game, the score was tied and the Patriots had no time outs.  Then Tom Brady did what Tom Brady does.  This video still gives me sportsgasms to this day.






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I Posted This Video Before, But It's Worth Posting Again....

Every single hater in the media is called out in one video.  This still gives me friggin chills.





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VIDEO: Well, Here's The Bill Belichick / Scarface Mashup We've All Been Waiting For.

Oh my God, this is fucking perfect.





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Most Of This Country May Be Patriots Hating Assholes But They’re Not Stupid. You Have To Give Them That.

via ESPN

This is an actual poll on ESPN right now.  You've probably heard this saying a thousand times this week, but this poll just unequivocally proved it:  they hate us because they ain't us.

They shit on us, they call us cheaters and they think we're the bad guys.  But secretly, it's because they are so fucking jealous it hurts.  That is a fact.


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These Are Reportedly Being Handed Out In Glendale, Arizona Today. Yup, Roger Goodell Just Got Bitch Slapped By Science.



You cannot fuck with science.


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Friday, January 30, 2015

VIDEO: Ben Affleck Went Full Masshole In The Outtakes Of "I Am The Locker Room Guy."

I never thought I'd ever hear Ben Affleck say, "Tom Brady suck? Eat a dick.  Fuck Bill Belichick?  Eat a dick."  Enjoy.





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VIDEO: The Bruins Gave Their Super Bowl Predictions And Brad Marchand Predicted A 42-3 Blowout. I Like His Balls.

Before you laugh, the Seahawks beat the Broncos 43-8 last year. Fuck it. Anything can happen.




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VIDEO: NFL VP Of Officiating Dean Blandino Lied To Belichick And Told Him There Will Be No New Signals For Ineligible Receivers. What A Piece Of Shit.

According to reports, Pete Carroll asked the officials to give a new signal when the Patriots declare receivers ineligible on Sunday.

@gbellSeattle


@gbellSeattle

Now listen to NFL Vice President of officiating, Dean Blandino, say that the signals for ineligible receivers were actually being used last week and that there will be no new signals, which is a lie.

The refs didn't make an "x" waving motion last week. It was up to John Harbaugh and the Ravens defense to take their heads out of their asses and figure it out....which is what he was pissed about after the game.

Anyway, listen specifically at the 0:44 mark when a reporter calls him out for lying to Bill Belichick and he says that Belichick “misinterpreted” the conversation. What a piece of shit.  What a real piece of shit.




It appears the Patriots will have to beat the Seahawks and the officials on Sunday.  I'm telling you right now, the Patriots will get screwed in this game.



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Okay, This Video Of A Bunch Of Celebrities Acting Like Massholes And Claiming To Be The "Locker Room Guy" Who Deflated The Footballs Is Pretty Funny.

DeflateGate has turned into a friggin joke so hell, why not make fun of it?  Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel.





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Remember These Guys?



This was the Bruins' first game since the All-Star break and they beat the best team in the Eastern Conference handily.  That's nice.

After Sunday, I'll pay more attention to them. I'm sure they understand.



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Thursday, January 29, 2015

REPORT: Officials Will Use A New Signal To Help Seahawks Identify Ineligible Receivers. Well, That Doesn't Seem Very Fair.


Bill Belichick outsmarted John Harbaugh but it appears he won't get the chance to outsmart Pete Carroll.  According to Ian Rapoport:

Pete Carroll says the refs will make a new signal to properly ID a player who isn’t eligible, then is eligible. Seahawks prepping for it.

Wow.  That's kinda fucked up.  Actually, it's wicked fucked up.

I mean, changing the rules three days before the Super Bowl?  That is complete and utter bullshit, not to mention blatantly unfair.  Bill Belichick figure out a way to use an obscure rule to his advantage, because that's what geniuses do, now the NFL decides to basically take it away?  That is fucking disgraceful.

But let's be serious, the league is pissed at Bill Belichick right now.  They don't have the balls to punish him before the Super Bowl but it looks like they have no problem changing the rules three fucking days before the Super Bowl. I'm blown away right now.

So, I guess the Patriots will be playing the Seahawks and the officials on Sunday.  Seriously, how can you say the playing field is level when the officials are changing rules just to take away one of Belichick's most genius schemes?  The NFL should just change their name to WWE now.

Bill must be ripshit right now.



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NFL VP Of Officiating: PSI Of Footballs Were Not Logged Before AFC Championship Game. So, I Guess That Means DeflateGate Was Just A Bunch Of Bullshit.


NFL Vice President of officiating, Dean Blandino, held a news conference today in Arizona and according to Jeff Howe of the Boston Herald:
"Blandino said the referee does not log the PSI during the pregame ball check. They're either approved or disapproved."
What this tells me is that the incompetent pricks probably just squeezed the balls.  And that basically changes everything.

If they didn’t log the PSI before the game, then it doesn’t matter what the PSI was at halftime. That also means Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the Patriots organization are indeed owed an apology from Roger Goodell.

It also means the NFL had their heads up their asses and basically allowed this shitstorm to happen for almost two weeks unnecessarily.  How did they not know on Monday morning after the AFC Championship game that the PSI wasn't logged?  Oh, they knew....and they just sat on their asses while the media ripped the Patriots to shreds like a bunch of rabid friggin wolves.

What the league should have done was issue a statement saying that they weren't logged and squashed any talk talk about improperly deflated footballs.  But they didn't.  They just let the shitstorm get bigger and bigger.

Robert Kraft has ever right to be pissed at Roger Goodell.  He sat around with his thumb up his ass while the media tarnished the Patriots image and tried to destroy Tom Brady's reputation.  The blood is squarely on Goodell's hands.

Knowing how much influence Kraft has in that league, and how pissed he is right now, I would not be surprised to see Goodell gone sooner rather than later.



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I Wonder If The NFL Will Investigate This Bullshit...

Tuesday morning, this happened:

@JeffDarlington


And this morning, this happened:

@KimJonesSports

If this was happening at the Seahawks hotel, you know people would be ripshit and would be blaming Bill Belichick.  But it happens to the Patriots and we hear crickets?  That's just fucked up.



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Some Douchey Seahawks Fans Got A "Back To Back Super Bowl Champions" Tattoo.


From SeattlePi.com:
Last year, we told you about a diehard Seattle Seahawks fan who got a “Super Bowl champions” tattoo before that 43-8 beatdown of the Denver Broncos. This year, one Hawks fan has upped the ante. 

A 12th Man in Jacksonville, Florida, was confident enough in the Seahawks after they finished the regular season 12-4 that, on Christmas Eve, he went out and got a tattoo. Not just any tattoo — a Seahawks “back-to-back champions” tattoo.

What an arrogant prick.



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Well, Hardy Fucking Har Har



I'd call for a boycott of eFirstBank.com but no one has ever heard of that shitty little bank anyway.














Wednesday, January 28, 2015

A Petition To “Disqualify” The Patriots From The Super Bowl Now Has Over 50,000 Signatures. I Didn't Realize There Were That Many Shit-For-Brains Football Fans Out There.

via Change.org


All this tells me is that there are 55,444 people willing to make an ass of themselves on the internet.  The Patriots aren't going to get disqualified from playing in the Super Bowl and the Colts and Ravens sure as hell aren't going to replay the AFC Championship game.  The internet can be so fucking annoying sometimes.

On a side note, this just goes to show how much irrational hatred there is out there for the Patriots and how far people are willing to go to spread the hate.

But I guess when the greatest head coach of all time and the greatest quarterback to ever play the game go to their sixth Super Bowl, there's bound to be some jealous, miserable pricks out there willing to round up the mindless masses to hate you.


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NY Daily News Just Won't Get Off The Patriots' Jock. This Is Their Front Page Today.



From NY Daily News:
You don’t need 90 seconds to screw with some balls in a bathroom. I did it in 40!

I pulled out the corporate card, bought 12 top-of-the-line balls and inflated them to the manly, 13 pounds per square inch. Then, curious to see how long it would take to deflate one ball to Brady’s liking, I stuck in a pin, heard the tell-tale “Pssss” for 2.2 seconds and rechecked the pressure with a gauge. It was 11 pounds per square inch.

My personal DeflateGate took just 40 seconds. Add in a few bobbles and the time it took to get in and out of the bathroom stall, and the entire affair took me just 77 seconds — well under the 90-second deadline.

And the witch hunt goes on.  Seriously, this is just kinda pathetic.

The New York media is hell bent on bringing down the Patriots, no matter how absurd.  When are the New York papers going to start writing about their own sucky teams and leave the Patriots alone? Christ Almighty.


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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Okay, This Picture Of Tom Brady At Media Day Is Friggin Ridiculous.

I'm not even putting a caption on this one:


I guess this kind of stuff happens when the best quarterback to ever play the game shows up.






This "Belichick Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself" Song Has To Be The Weirdest Patriots Fan Song Of All Time.




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And This Parody Of "Stay With Me" Called "Beat Brady" Is Probably The Most Pathetic Patriots Hating Song Of All Time.

Everyone has had their ass beat by Tom Brady at some point.  This guy needs to get a friggin life and get over it.  No need to write a song bitching about it.






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Monday, January 26, 2015

VIDEO: Robert Kraft Says He Expects The League To Apologize To The Patriots For DeflateGate. Daaaamn.




If you haven't heard, the NFL is reportedly "zeroing in" on a locker room attendant who allegedly was caught tampering with footballs before the Patriots Colts game.  And Robert Kraft is pissed.

I mean, that is what you call a verbal bitch slap right there.  When have you ever heard an owner tell the NFL to apologize to them?  Take takes balls...big brass ones.

And I don't blame him at all.  I've been calling for Roger Goodell to apologize to the Patriots organization and for ESPN to be sued for slander since this shitstorm started.

The Patriots were humiliated, Bill Belichick's genius was questioned and Tom Brady's greatest was was put in doubt all because of this stupid media created witch hunt that Roger Goodell could have squashed after about a day.

This all falls on Roger Goodell--the Patriot hate mongers, the Brady bashing, the integrity questioning.  All of it.  Kudos to Mr. Kraft for getting up there and giving Goodell a swift kick in the balls on his first day in Arizona.  Fuck him.


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It Took Roger Goodell Over A Week To Figure Out It Wasn't Brady or Belichick But A Locker Room Attendant Who Tampered With The Footballs


According to Jay Glazer of Fox Sports:
FOX Sports has learned that the NFL has zeroed in on a New England Patriots locker-room attendant in connection with the scandal of improperly inflated footballs used in the AFC championship game against Indianapolis.

There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports.

Tom Brady shouldnt have had to give a press conference about this bullshit.  And Bill Belichick shouldn't have had to give two press conferences.  But they did because Roger Goodell is an incompetent piece of shit.

The Patriots Colts game was last Tuesday.  It took Goodell a friggin week to announce that a locker room guy was being "zeroed in on?"  If Goodell did his job, this story would have been dead by last Tuesday....and if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle.

Anyway, this incompetent shithead owes Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the entire Patriots organization an apology.



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Ray Lewis Just Will Not Shut Up About The Patriots. Now He's Questioning Their "Integrity."


From LarryBrownSports:
Ray Lewis is a prideful man who holds the sport of football in the highest regard. To Lewis, the game is about RESPECT and INTEGRITY.  And the way the Patriots had deflated footballs in the AFC Championship Game against the Colts did not sit well with the former Baltimore Ravens linebacker.
"We’re back at another place where we let a team go into an AFC championship, and if it’s proven that they played with deflated balls… we’re at a place now where we’re going to celebrate an organization once again, put an asterisk by it, because they went into a championship game. The integrity of this game…that’s not the way you go into games trying to win football games.”

The Ravens employed this man after he killed someone....and he is questioning the Patriots' "integrity" for using deflated footballs.  What a fucking hypocrite.  That's all I have to say.



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WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY!!!



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GIF: Mayor Walsh Ripped Of His Jacket And Showed Off His Tom Brady Jersey At The Patriots Rally Today...Like A Good Masshole.



He also revealed that he's been a Patriots season ticket holder for 20 years. I had no idea he was that much of a masshole.



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And The First Seahawk To Run Their Mouth On Super Bowl Week Is Mega Douchbag Richard Sherman. What A Shock.



From Yahoo:
The first shot by Richard Sherman during Super Bowl week has been fired. The Seattle Seahawks cornerback, in the team's introductory media news conference on Sunday, was asked about potential discipline that could come down on their Super Bowl counterparts, the New England Patriots, in response to the deflate-gate incident.

"Will they be punished? Probably not. Not as long Robert Kraft and Roger Goodell are still taking pictures at their respective homes. [Goodell] was just at Kraft’s house last week before the AFC championship. Talk about conflict of interest. As long as that happens, it won’t affect them at all.”

What a way to represent his organization, huh?  He could have taken the high road.  He could have just deflected the question or said that deflated footballs don't really give a team a competitive advantage.  But he didn't.  He had to be a dick about it.

Just assuming the Patriots did something wrong is kinda douchey.  And using this as a way to take a shot at Roger Goodell is just unprofessional.  What's ironic is this loudmouthed douchebag will probably get fined for calling out Roger Goodell and the Patriots won't get punished at all (because they didn't do anything).

Then he'll probably bitch about that too.  Stay tuned.


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