Friday, October 16, 2009

Tom Brady Tops List Of Athletes Going to Hell According to Amazing Grace Baptist Church


The Amazing Grace Baptist Church released a list of athletes who are going to hell, and Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady is on the list.

No offense, but if it takes a sinner to get the Patriots another Super Bowl Championship then so be it.

And what makes this so ironic is that in New England, Tom Brady is a god.

According to their website, which has crashed presumably due to high volume of traffic:

"Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don't marry and do the right thing, don't take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it's okay because of who I am.”


Also on the list:

Richard Petty: "Richard Petty's god is racing, not God Almighty. He teaches that is okay in life to cheat just don't get caught doing it. Is Richard Petty your idol?"

Torrie Wilson (wrestler): "Committed an abomination by kissing a female wrester "Sable" on the lips."

Joakim Noah: "Has long hair, which is disobedient to the Word of God."

Adam Archuleta: "Engaged to a Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott. They have one son. This is called fornication, and we all know what their son is called, the same thing the Bible calls him."

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click here to visit Amazing Grace Baptist Church website and see entire list