John Lackeys Wife Is HOTTTTT!

Here is the woman who helped bring John Lackey to the Boston Red Sox. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you Krista Lackey.  I cannot understand how a man who talks like Kermit The Frog and looks like Sloth from Goonies got with a woman so hot.

The dude must have a bank account bigger than Bill Gates or a dong the size of Florida.

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