Pedro Martinez Gives Us Another Gem Of A Quote: "If I was on the Yankees, I’d probably be like a king"

Pedro Martinez didnt disappoint on the field last night and he didnt disappoint on the mic either.

Heres what he had to say after game 2 of the World Series:

“I know they really want to root for me. It’s just that I don’t play for the Yankees, that’s all. They love the fact that I compete. I’m a New Yorker, as well. If I was on the Yankees, I’d probably be like a king over here.” — Pedro Martinez, after pitching six innings in Game 2 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium

Gotta love Pedro. I really hope he finishes his career in Boston. We miss you Pedro!!!

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Nice to see there are Massholes in Philadelphia too!

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The Only Baseball Announcer Worse Than Tim McCarver

I don’t know if this is fake or not, but I do know that this guy is only slightly worse than Tim McCarver.

I think Id rather here this guy call a game than a know-it-all like Tim McCarver.


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Pedro Says "I might be the most influential player that ever stepped in Yankee Stadium"

Pedro Martinez says that he might be the most influential player that ever stepped in Yankee Stadium.

Heres his exact quote to the media:

"I don’t know if you realize this, but because of you guys in some ways, I might be at times the most influential player that ever stepped in Yankee Stadium. I can honestly say that”

What makes that a GREAT quote is that its a direct slap in the face to Joe Dimaggio, Mickey Mantle, Babe Ruth, Derek Jeter, etc.

Admit it Boston. You miss Pedro. He is one of the most interesting personalities to ever play baseball.

He is charismatic, quirky, egomaniacal, chatty and intense. He is a character. Oh yea, and he is a great player. A first ballot Hall Of Famer for sure.

Here is just the latest example of what makes Pedro so great.

Yesterday, when asked about the media calling him the man who NY loves to hate, he said:

“None of you have probably ever eaten steak with me or rice and beans with me to understand what the man is about.”


Pedro Martinez is the new Yogi Berra and we love it. Remember, this is the man who gave us the classic quotes:

“I just tip my hat and call the Yankees my daddy," [after a loss to the Yankees] and “wake up the damn Bambino. Have him face me. Maybe I'll drill 'im in the ass" [after being asked about the curse of the bambino].

As Red Sox fans, we are blessed to have had Pedro Martinez on our team in his prime. When he is inducted to the Hall Of Fame, he will wear a Red Sox cap and he will be immortalized as one of ours.

Thanks Pedro. NOW GO BEAT THE YANKEES TONIGHT AND GET ANOTHER RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I WANT TO PUNCH THIS FACE: GUY WITH MARTIN BRODEUR TATTOO

Ok, people who get tattoos of their teams’ logo are just nuts. This guy is a full-blown flake.

Not only does he have a Martin Brodeur tattoo, he has JERSEY tattooed on his arm. L-O-S-E-R.

This dude just doesnt get it. The New Jersey Devils ruined hockey. Back in the late 90s they invented the neutral zone trap which turned hockey into one of the most boring sports to watch.

I hate the Devils because of that. I hope this guy is at the Bruins / Devils game tonight so I can punch his face.


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Celtics Owner PISSED At Glen Big Baby Davis, Says “He’s going to have to chip in for this situation he caused."

October 28, 2009

Celtics Owner Wyc Grousbeck had some harsh words for Glen "Big Baby Davis. He told Fox25 News:

"I’m not going to call him Big Baby anymore. He’s Glen. He needs to act like Glen and we’ll decide what to do once I talk to him."

Davis punched his childhood friend Shawn Bridgewater this past weekend and broke his hand.

Waltham Detective Capt. William Stanton said, “It was two guys that had a fight over something that was said to a girlfriend.” 

Big Baby will miss 4-6 weeks and according to the Boston Herald has been suspended by the Celtics indefinitely without pay.

The Celtics are basing the suspension on the contractual provision that forbids fighting.

Wyc wasnt done there. He went on to say:

“He’s going to have to chip in for this situation he caused. This was an unauthorized activity resulting in the team losing his services, and he’s going to have to pay for that. There are going to be consequences for that.”


PHOTO:  Glen "Big Baby" Davis Drools (literally) All Over Lakers In Game 4 Of NBA Finals, Living Up To His Name

Nirvana Song (Vocals Only)

If you are a Nirvana fan, you MUST listen to this. Its chilling (and a bit eerie). There are a bunch of these on youtube.

INFILTRATE, DESTROY, REBUILD: Jed Hoyers Mission As GM Of The Padres

Jed Hoyer told The San Diego Union-Tribune, “I want to build from within.”

Does that mean trading your best assets for prospects? Does that mean stacking your farm system? Does that mean trading Adrian Gonzalez to a team that has plenty of prospects to deal?

Gee, I wonder which team has a STACKED farm system and is probably one big bat from being a legit World Series contender.

Would it be too weird to give Theo a call and at least discuss the possibility of maybe trading Adrian Gonzalez to the Red Sox.

It would definitely fuel all of the conspiracy theorists theories. That Jed Hoyer took the Padres GM position so Theo could get Adrian Gonzalez.

Lets not forget, Theo has been drooling over Gonzalez for the past year or so.

It would take balls the size of Bill Belichicks to trade your best player to the team you just left. But the Red Sox may just have the best package to offer for Adrian Gonzalez.

The handling of Adrian Gonzalez will tell us exactly what Jed Hoyer is made of. Trading Gonzalez makes all the sense in the word...especially if your mission truly is to "build from within."

But trading him to your former employer, who had coveted him in the past, just may compromise the integrity of your position and make you come across as a bit immature.

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NO ONE ON THE CORNER HAS SWAGGER LIKE THEM

“We want to be the best defensive team in history” -- Kendrick Perkins

“This team can break the record [held by] Detroit of going seven straight games holding a team under 70 points” – Rasheed Wallace

“We want to have one of the most prestigious teams to ever play the game -- not just for one season” – Paul Pierce

“You put a great defensive player like Rasheed Wallace down there, who covers so much space and is one of the greatest communicators in the NBA, talking on defense with Kevin, it’s going to be a great year.” -- Paul Pierce

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5 YEARS AGO TODAY...WE WERE KINGS

"Back to Foulke, Red Sox fans have longed to hear it: The Boston Red Sox are World Champions.” – Joe Buck



















Take a moment today to think about how you felt that day. The day we won it all.

NFL Officials Wouldnt Need Helmets If They Had The Skills Of This Guy: The Gay Referee

Yesterday, during the Vikings-Steelers game, back judge Richard Reels was bulldozed by the Vikings Jeff Dugan on a kickoff return. Reels was hit so hard that he had to be attended to by the medical staff. He did eventually walk off on his own.

But nontheless, the NFL is considering requiring officials to wear helmets.

If NFL officials had the fancy footwork of this soccer referee, they wouldnt have to wear helmets. I have never seen such incredible backwards running skills in my life.

VIDEO: Dude Freaks Out, Tries To Shoves Remote Up His Own Ass

No, this isn’t an Angels fan after last nights loss. It isnt sports related at all, but I had to post it because it is THE greatest freak out of all time...and an instant youtube classic.




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226 YEARS AFTER REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENDS, PATRIOTS INVADE ENGLAND

Enjoy it Patriots fans. All is well in the universe. Stretches like this dont come around very often. Sure some things still suck, like Laurence Maroney, but lets take a moment to appreciate the positive.

A. Your team was chosen to play in London (despite having the name NEW ENGLAND Patriots) and opened a can of whoop ass on the pathetic Tampa Bay Buccaneers for all of England to see

B. Tom Brady, despite his bad hair cut, is looking REAL good right now

C. The Patriots are doing what they are supposed to be doing and have won two in a row, whaling on two of the saddest teams in the NFL

D. After this coming bye week, you have the Miami Dolphins coming to Foxboro for a serving of the whoop ass I mentioned above

Hope the beer yesterday was cold and the wings were't too hot. The past two weeks have been fun to watch.

But dont buy your plane tickets (to Miami) for the Superbowl yet. This four week stretch (Titans, Bucs, bye, Dolphins) is basically a month long warm up for the Colts game on November 15th which will be a real indicator as to whether Tom Brady is “back” or still “coming back” from his major knee surgery.

That game will define his comeback. That game will most likely define the Patriots season. Stay tuned.


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Japanese Phenom Yusei Kikuchi Is Going To Stay In Japan

According to WEEI:

Yusei Kikuchi, the highly regarded Japanese phenom with whom the Red Sox met on Monday, has decided to remain in Japan rather than pursue a career in the U.S.

If you don’t know who Yusei Kikuchi is, he is a left handed Japanese pitching prospect who just graduated from high school and throws in the mid 90s.

How is it that Theo Epstein has no problem throwing money at the likes of JD Drew, Dice K, Julio Lugo, etc yet he cant strike a deal with Yusei Kikuchi.

Maybe Theo needs to re-watch The Godfather and re-learn the art of “making an offer he cant refuse.” He’s starting to look a lot more like Fredo Corleone than Michael Corleone.



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YOUTUBE CLASSIC: Notorious B.I.G. Thomas the Tank Engine Mashup

The amount of creative, talented people in this world blows my mind. Thank you Youtube for shedding light on those who have no flashlight.






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THEO EPSTEIN BLINDED BY SABERMETRICS, CALLS JD DREW "One of Baseball's Most Valuable Outfielders"

Just as a the nerd in high school will tell you that fanning yourself on a hot day will actually make you hotter and not cooler because your body uses more energy to create the fanning than it recuperates by the fanning itself (or some nerdy explanation like that), Theo Epstein says JD Drew is one of the most valuable outfielders in baseball.

Theo says:

“There’s been a lot of strides in the game in terms of how people properly value players based on more meaningful statistics. Drew is sort of a touchstone so to speak for that because you actually look at the underlying performance and things that really matter as far as winning games and not winning games, he’s been over the length of the contract one of the 10 most valuable outfielders in baseball.”

Theo Epstein sounds more like a slimy businessman trying to rationalize a business acquisition or merger that has failed. J.D. Drew batted 8th in the Red Sox lineup this season! Where else in MLB is the number 8 hitter making $14 million a year?!?!

Allow me to give you some perspective

J.D. Drews stats for 2009 are: 24 hr 68 rbi .279 batting average.

Kevin Youkilis' stats for 2009 are: 27 hr 94 rbi .304 batting average.

Oh yea and Youklis made $2.5 million in 2009 (he will make $10 million annually for 4 years after 2009) and has won a gold glove AND he can play two positions (first and third) AND he batted clean up for the Red Sox in 2009.


Theo went on to say:

“What he’s done qualitatively and when you even factor in the amount he’s played over these three years, yeah, he’s come out to a tick more than $14 million per year.”

Im ready to pull my hair out.

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LeBron James: "I Would Dunk On George W. Bush”

In an interview with Maxim Magazine, Lebron James said that if he could dunk on ANYONE on the planet, he would dunk on George W. Bush.

Heres his full answer:

“If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush. I would dunk on his ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass.”

HAHA It must suck to be George W. Bush right now. Not only did you invade two countries, get the world to hate us and allow the mortgage meltdown that eventually crippled the economy, now one of the most popular and recognizable athletes on the planet bashes you.

I wonder if Bush gets a decent seat at Bingo Night or if the people at the door hate him too. haha

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File Under "WE”RE ALL FUCKED" : Basketball Team Named The Burger King Whoppers

There is a basketball team playing in the Philippine Basketball Association called the Burger King Whoppers.

And you were pissed when they put ads on the Green Monster at Fenway Park. Ugg Corporations are taking over I tell ya.

And isn’t it just a but ironic that a basketball team is named after something that makes you fat and clogs your arteries…thus ensuring that you cant play basketball at a professional level?

see wikipedia entry for Burger King Whoppers basketball team

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Kevin Garnett To Guest Star On Family Guy

According to TheFutonCritic.com:

Celtics star Kevin Garnett will serve as a guest voice on the FOX sitcom Family Guy late next month. In the episode, Garnett guest-voices when Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. However, things don't look so good for Garnett when it's discovered that Quagmire hates him.

A-W-E-S-O-M-E

Adalius Thomas to Belichick: “It’s not kindergarten. I don’t play mental games.”

Adalius Thomas had some harsh words regarding Bill Belichick benching him in last weeks game against the Titans.

When asked about being a healthy scratch, Thomas said:

“I don’t need something like this to fire me up. You just go out there and do your job. It’s not kindergarten. I don’t play mental games.”

WOW. Someone has the balls to stand up to Bill Belichick.

Six different times yesterday Adalius Thomas’ replied to reporters questions with, “Ask Bill.”

You gotta give Belichick credit. It takes balls of steel to bench a veteran like Adalius Thomas.

But give Belichick credit. When a guy signs a five-year, $35 million contract and doesn’t perform like a $35 million dollar man, you've got to send a message.

Do you think ANYONE is on Adalius Thomas’ side? I think not.




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I'D LIKE TO PUNCH THIS FACE: Bus Driver Drives Through Puddle And Soaks Children

Id like to find the driver of this bus and punch his face repeatedly.




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VIDEO: Brad Penny Making Out With Karina Smirnoff

Brad Penny was seen making out with Karina Smirnoff at the Key Club in Los Angeles on Monday.

In the past, Brad Penny has dated knockouts Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano.

I remind you, Brady Penny isnt exactly a super star pitcher and he's one Double Cheeseburger away from being Seth Rogen. And Im talking about the fat Seth Rogen.

All I can say is, what the fuck. This guy must have bought every season of The Pickup Artist on dvd and memorized the proven techniques.



Heres the video:




And here are Brad Pennys ex girlfriends:

Alyssa Milano


Eliza Dushku


Karina Smirnoff


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VIDEO: MARIANO RIVERA CAUGHT CHEATING! SPITS ON BASEBALL DURING GAME!

What we have here is video evidence of Mariano Rivera spitting on a baseball in last nights game (in the 10th inning, with the game tied).

In case you didn’t know, a spitball is not allowed in baseball. It is considered cheating.

And people wonder why Mariano Rivera has been so dominant over the years! Check it out for yourself:



In the video, he has his back to home plate so the home plate ump can't see. He then looks down at the ball, then up to see if the 2nd base ump is watching. Then he CLEARLY spits on the baseball. Wow. All I can say is wow.

And I hope there are repercussions. Or maybe MLB doesn’t have the balls to take disciplinary action. Stay tuned....


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Ted Williams Halloween Costume: Proof That His Legacy Has Been Destroyed

When Joe Dimaggio did a Mr. Coffee commercial in 1978, I knew his legacy would be tarnished a bit.

When Mickey Mantle acknowledged that years of hard drinking caused his liver failure (and eventual death), I knew that would be part of his legacy.

When Ted Williams’ son decided (against Ted Williams’ will) to cryogenically freeze his fathers head, I knew his legacy was going to be tarnished forever.

This proves it. This is how people remember Ted Williams. And it’s a sad.



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IT WAS 5 YEARS AGO TONIGHT

It was 5 years ago tonight that Curt Schilling took the mound at Yankee Stadium for Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS. He went on to pitch 7 innings and earned the win (forcing a game 7) in what will forever be known as The Bloody Sock Game.

Sports illustrated called the Bloody Sock Game “one of the legendary performances of all time.”

After the game, Schilling said, “As each inning went by I felt like something special was happening -- you can just feel it. It was like an out-of-body experience.”

Do you remember where you were? Do you remember how you felt? Take a moment today to reminisce and reflect. And if you have the 2004 World Series dvd box set, pop in ALCS Game 6. It will make you feel good...and help you forget this season ;)


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DAVID WELLS FARTS ON LIVE TV

Forget about TBS’ new show Lopez Live (I can already tell its going to suck and go the way of Frank TV, which lasted about a half of a season).

TBS should just show this clip every night at 11pm and they will get great ratings.

I don’t know what was funnier--watching Dennis Eckersley crack up laughing or hearing David Wells say nonchalantly “I just farted.”




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Bruins Trade Chuck Kobasew to the Minnesota Wild for Craig Weller, Alex Fallstrom and a 2nd round pick in 2011

Who did the Bruins get for Chuck Kobasew? Well forward Craig Weller is currently playing in the AHL and forward Alex Fallstrom is currently a freshman at Harvard University.

Kudos Peter Chiarelli. With this trade, Chiarelli cleared $2.3 million off the Bruins salary cap and gave the Bruins another draft pick (and prospect) to potentially deal at the trading deadline.

Remember, in the Phil Kessel deal the Bruins got a first AND a second round pick in the 2010 draft, plus a first-round pick in the 2011 from Toronto. So the Bruins are in great position come the trade deadline.

Chiarelli knows that the Bruins are probably one or two players away from being a legit Stanley Cup contender and this trade was just what the Bruins needed. They cleared cap space and absolutely loaded their purse with trade bait.

What about Craig Weller? Well he’s a classic goon and he can FIGHT. Check it out:



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WHAT'S WRONG WITH TOM BRADY?

SHUT UP. All you people who have been asking what’s wrong with Tom Brady just SHUT UP.

The Patriots 59 - 0 win over the Titans Sunday had nothing to do with the fact that the Patriots were playing the 0 - 4 Tennessee Titans.

It had everything to do with the fact that the Patriots were coming off a devastating loss to the Broncos coupled with the fact that Tom Brady had five games under his belt going into this game.

It was just a matter of time before Tom Brady shook off the rust and absolutely erupted. Most normal people knew it was a matter of time.

It was those blow-hards and attention whores...I mean sportswriter (who don’t know how to watch a game and come up with an interesting story line to write about) who thought that Tom Brady was "done."

Memo to all of you pundits: get over yourselves. You arent going to write the "next great article defining Bradys career." He is still an elite quarterback and he is by no means "done."

Did he have rust through the first few games? Yes. Was he over throwing guys? Yes. Is it annoying when I ask questions and then answer my own questions? Probably.

But did you REALLY think that we would never see the Tom Brady of old?

Anyone who watched the first few games of the season and thought they were seeing the best of Tom Brady were wrong. Todays ars whipping of the Titans proved that.

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What A Great Way To Spend A Snowy Sunday Afternoon

59 to friggin nothing!

When it was 45 – 0 at halftime I honestly thought that the Patriots would score 100 points...and had Brady stayed in the game, they just might have.

Anyway, Im happy with 59 – 0.

Tom Brady Tops List Of Athletes Going to Hell According to Amazing Grace Baptist Church

The Amazing Grace Baptist Church released a list of athletes who are going to hell, and Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady is on the list.

No offense, but if it takes a sinner to get the Patriots another Super Bowl Championship then so be it.

And what makes this so ironic is that in New England, Tom Brady is a god.

According to their website, which has crashed presumably due to high volume of traffic:

"Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don't marry and do the right thing, don't take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it's okay because of who I am.”

Also on the list:

Richard Petty: "Richard Petty's god is racing, not God Almighty. He teaches that is okay in life to cheat just don't get caught doing it. Is Richard Petty your idol?"

Torrie Wilson (wrestler): "Committed an abomination by kissing a female wrester "Sable" on the lips."

Joakim Noah: "Has long hair, which is disobedient to the Word of God."

Adam Archuleta: "Engaged to a Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott. They have one son. This is called fornication, and we all know what their son is called, the same thing the Bible calls him."

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VIDEO: Kareem Abdul Jabbar On Celebrity Jeopardy

Watch Kareem Abdul Jabbar embarrass himself on Celebrity Jeopardy. This is almost as funny as the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketch. haha

An Instant Youtube Classic!




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Americas New Love Affair: BALLOON BOY

When the local AND national news lead with a story like this, we know its a slow news day.

The bizarre thing is, within minutes of it being on the news, this balloon boy was ALL OVER the internet.

Move over Jon & Kate, move over ugly Kardashian sister, move over Letterman. Its all about Balloon Boy now!


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2010 Winter Classic Ticket Prices and Seating Chart

I think Id rather spend the money on a flat screen tv because it looks like any seat in Fenway Park is going to suck.




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The Red Sox Cup Is Empty

Amalie Benjamin of the Boston Globe is reporting that the Red Sox do not have a prospect ready to make the leap to the big leagues in 2010.

Turns out that most of the Red Sox prospects are in single A and double A.

Over the past few years, we have seen our share of prospects make the leap:

Jonathan Papelbon in 2005
Jon Lester and Manny Delcarmen in 2006
Clay Buchholz, Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia in 2007
Jed Lowrie in 2008
Daniel Bard in 2009

So what does that mean for 2010 and beyond? Well, it seems as though we have seen most of these aforementioned players come of age and succeed in the big leagues.

But is this the core that will bring us to the Promised Land.

Most of those players were contributors in the 2007 World Series team. Most of those players are legit big leaguers. But, as we witnessed this season, the Red Sox need one or two more pieces for this puzzle to be considered championship caliber.

And it looks as though those pieces wont be coming from the farm.

Last offseason we thought it was going to be Mark Teixeira. It wasnt. Who will it be this offseason.

...stay tuned...

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I WANT TO PUNCH THIS FACE: Sal Dimasi

Sal Dimasi, the former speaker of the house in Massachusetts, was charged with extortion yesterday on top of his previous charges of extortion, conspiracy and honest services fraud.

Sal Dimasi faces prison time that could total 185 years.

He is EVERYTHING that is wrong with politics these days. He’s corrupt, unethical and a criminal. Yes, these are common traits of politicians these days and its pretty sad.

Id like to punch his face.

AMAZING TRAMPOLINE VIDEO

Some of the stuff these guys do is just SICK. Turn on the fog machine and strobe light and they'll make more money than Circus de Soleil.




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Sports Team 'The Master Baiters' Forced To Change Their Name

In what has to be the greatest name in the history of sports (other than the University of South Carolina Gamecocks) a New Zealand netball team called Master Baiters has been forced to change its name to Master Netter.

The term Master Baiter is a reference to whitebaiting, which is a popular past time in New Zealand, but organizers raised concerns over a possible double meaning.

Im going to guess that had the Master Baiters kept their name, they would have sold more team merchandise and apparel than any other sports team in history.

Oh what could have been :(


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Rasheed Wallace Says The Celtics Can Win 73 Games This Season

I hope he was kidding

Rasheed Wallace told the Sporting News that thinks the Boston Celtics can make a run at the Chicago Bulls' 72-win season.

Wallace said:

I think we can get that Bulls record. You know we have the talent for it. We have the will for it and ... I think we have the defense for it.

Its one thing to be confident and to set high goals to motivate your teammates but cmon Rasheed. Keep this stuff in the lockerroom.

Dont you know that the rest of the league us listening. Including Shaq and Lebron. ugg

Im not saying that the Celtics would do it but Rasheeds cockyness may have just hurt the Celtics chances of breaking the 1996 Bulls record.

click here to read Sporting News article

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RIP Captain Lou Albano 1933-2009

Louis Vincent Albano died in suburban New York today of natural causes. He was 76 years of age.

Thank you Captain Lou. You were an icon to us children of the 80s.

If you see Andre The Giant up there, be sure to talk some smack for us.

SLOW SPORTS DAY SO HERES A VIDEO OF A PEDICAB DRIVER GETTING HIS ASS WHIPPED

When I watch porn online, I usually wish I am the guy in the video. In this video, I wish I was the cab driver.

I HATE PEDICAB DRIVERS! They weave in and out of traffic, the cut in front of cars when you're stopped at a red light and then proceed to ride REALLY slowly and they are arrogant.

This cab driver is fulfilling my inner most fantasy. Click on the image below to watch the video:



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Without “Game Breakers” like Vrabel, Bruschi, and Seymour Patriots Are Just Another Mediocre Team

The NFL has always been about parity, but the Belichick/Brady Patriots have always transcended above the mediocrity in the league…until now. Patriots fans may be in denial but considering their play so far this season, the Patriots are just another mediocre team.

They simply don’t have the intangibles that Patriots teams of old used to have. They don’t have game breakers—players who make the “perfect” play.

Tedy Bruschi, Richard Seymour and Mike Vrabel were the last of a dying breed.

Tom Brady is still here but we aren’t seeing Tom Brady. We are seeing a shell of Tom Brady working his was back from major surgery.

So, now we are left to deal with a 3 – 2 team who may not make the playoffs…and the curse of having witnesses three Super Bowl Championships in four years. Its like watching your kid make the honor roll every year in high school and then going to college and failing. Painful.

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Spike TV Names Red Sox Fans #3 Most Annoying Fans In Sports

Yup. We are just behind the Ohio State Buckeyes fans and Chicago Cubs fans. And why did we get #3 honors?

Well according to Spike TV, Ben Affleck is one reason. Another reason is because:

after winning the World Series you became the nerdy girl who grew boobs one summer, got really hot, and became an unbelievable bitch to everyone around her because she didn’t know when this new found popularity or social success would end.

I don’t even know what the fuck that means. My guess is that Spike TV just wanted some good ratings and decided to pick on the most loyal, rabid fans in baseball because they knew it would get them ratings.

I must admit, I am ashamed that Ben Affleck and Dane Cook are Red Sox fans…but hey, you can’t choose who follows your favorite team. You just have to hope that NESN doesnt pan the crowd and find them while you're watching the game.



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