A Letter To The Boston Bruins From Masshole Sports

Dear Boston Bruins,

You guys haven’t won a game in a while. That sucks.

What happened to you guys this year? Last year you guys did wicked awesome. But this year you guys suck. Is it because of the economy? Does it have anything to do with Obama?

Is it because most of you guys were in contract years last year? Like Lucic, Krejci, Savard and Thomas? Is is because Kessel is gone?

All of you guys who signed contracts this off season are doing real bad this year. Are you guys spending all of that money on junk food and video games?

Sorry for all the questions. Im just bummed and looking for something to hang this losing season on. I just don’t get it.

I really hope you beat the Canadiens tonight. If you lose tonight, you might as well stop trying this season. That way you will get a wicked high draft pick next year.

Thanks for reading.

Sincerely yours,
Masshole Sports