Matt Cooke will be in the building tonight. As will The Golden Boy Sidney Crosby, Colin Campbell, Gary Bettman and most of the 1970 Bruins team.
Tonight we will find out if the Bruins have the heart of a lion or a vagina.
Will Matt Cooke get his face punched. Will Sidney Crosby get, as Jack Edwards put it so eloquently, 9 teeth knocked out of his face?
Or will the Bruins show us their black and gold vagina and simply “fight for a playoff spot.”
Anything less than blood on the ice tonight will be a disappointment and will solidify their place as one of the softest teams in the NHL.
