Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Letter To The Boston Red Sox Regarding Dice K


Dear Boston Red Sox,

Looks like Dice K threw another stinker last night huh?

It made me think…remember that story about the adopted child from Russia who was sent back to Russia with a note from his adopted parents?

Well it worked. The kid ended up in Russia and the family lived happily ever after.

Just a thought…have you considered doing something like that with Dice K?

He really sucks this year and is REALLY frustrating to watch.

When I look at the pitching preview in the newspaper and see that Dice K is pitching, I get the feeling that I used to get around fifth period in middle school knowing that the bully would be waiting outside for me.

Enough is enough. Sometimes you have to cut your loses and move on. Those parents did. They moved on and seem better of for it.

At least consider it.

Sincerely,
Masshole Sports

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