3. Danny Ainge will be leaving to become next GM of Phoenix Suns. This one just doesn’t make any sense. This rumor is as stupid as that rumor in middle school about me eating a pencil. I never ate a pencil, yet everyone in school was convinced that it has happened. Ugg.
2. Kevin McHale will be the next head coach of the Celtics. This one is being gobbled up by the sentimental among us. Imagine a day where Danny Ainge is GM, Kevin McHale is head coach and maybe Larry Bird comes to Boston to be team president. Then Rick Pitino’s prophecy will come true. Kevin McHale WILL walk through that door. Larry Bird WILL walk through that door. We're more likely to see an A-lister like Larry Brown or Jeff Van Gundy. Stay tuned.
1. Shaquille O'Neal will sign with the Celtics. He would be Rasheed Wallace The Sequel. Shaq simply mails it in now-a-days. He is old, slow and unmotivated. Sure, writing about the possibility of Shaq signing with the Celtics will sell newspapers, but so does writing about Bat Boy returning to earth and aliens making love to former presidents. File under tabloid journalism.
