Because Yesterday Was A Slow Sports Day

The Bruins, Celtics and Patriots were all off last night.  Monday night football sucked. So I did what every sports fan does when there is nothing on.  I spent the night trolling the internet.  Here are the highlights of my night of internet trolling:


Watch the band GWAR destroy Sarah Palin on stage:






Some dude hacked the Xbox motion control device and somehow hooked it up to his Nintendo. Watch him play Super Mario Bros using his Xbox motion control. Pretty cool.







The official Cookie Monster Saturday Night Live audition tape. Seriously. This was uploaded by Sesame Street. And they want Cookie Monster to host SNL.






Have you ever seen a fat guy on crack rolling around on the street? Click play and culture yourself: