Canadian Women's Hockey Celebration (The Photo Album)

You want them, Ive got them. The pictures of the Womens Canadian Hockey Team celebrating after their gold medal win—smoking cigars, drinking champagne, Coors Light and Molson.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Professional athletes typically shower each other with champagne after winning a championship.

I give these girls kudos for actually drinking the champagne as opposed to wasting it by dumping it on someone’s head.

The real controversy is the fact that someone got a picture of a Coors Light can among the Molson? That’s just unpatriotic.

 

  

  

Masshole Sports BOOYA

Im humbled. I guess Red Sox are doing a poll to see where people get their Red Sox news from. The massholes have spoken!

Who wants to read grandpas newspaper. Blogging is what its all about these days. And no one does it better than Masshole Sports.

No filter. No editor. No advertisers to bow to. I just speak for the massholes among us.

Suck it Boston Globe. Suck it ESPN. Youre a dying breed.

Dead Boner

We all know that Andrew Koenig, the actor who played Richard 'Boner' Stabone on Growing Pains committed suicide.

Yes, his name on the show was boner. Heres the video clip from Growing Pains where he gets the nickname “boner.”

I dont know how they got away with this kind of vulgarity. I guess the FCC was a little behind the curve when it came to slang back in the 80s.



RIP Boner

A Letter To Julia Mancuso (regarding your cat fight with Lindsey Vonn)

Dear Julia,

I understand there is some sort of cat fight going on between you and Lindsey Vonn. Are you two simply PMSing?   Is that all this is about?   Or do you really not like each other?

Julia, you used to be such a fun girl. I found these pics of you on google:

But you are being a real bitch right now.  Are you just upset because Lindsey Vonn is getting more attention than you?  Cmon.  You have to get over that.

Listen Julia, you are prettier than her and you have alot more fun than her.  You know how to party.

Lindsey is married and boring.   She has to have sex with the same guy for the rest of her life.  YOU DONT!  How cool is that?

Ok, does that make you feel better?  Now go hug it out (take pics of it) and move on.

Sincerely,
Masshole Sports

Red Sox Officially “Unofficially” Retire Clemens’ Number 21

You wont see number 21 hanging in right field anytime soon.  But the reality is that the Red Sox have “unofficially” retired Roger Clemens’ number 21.

The proof you ask?

New Red Sox first base coach Ron Johnson, who wore number 21 in the minors, came to spring training fully expecting to wear the number 21 jersey this season.

Yet when he arrived, he was told that he would be issued number 50 instead of his desired number 21.

What?

Ron Johnson told John Tomase of the Boston Herald, “I don’t think they’re going to unretire Roger Clemens’ number for me.”

No one has worn 21 since Clemens left the Sox but this is the first time that a member of the Red Sox has said publicly that the Red Sox refuse to issue number 21.

This is truly mind blowing.  Roger Clemens, one of the most hated men in all of baseball (on par with Barry Bonds) has had his number officially "unofficially" retired by our beloved Red Sox.

Sorry Tony C, sorry Mike Greenwell, sorry Wade Boggs.  Your numbers arent retired nor are they unofficially retired.  But Roger Clemens, Mr. HGH himself, has managed to reach a place that you will never never see.

And he cheated his way there (making millions along the way).  Kinda makes you want to go back in time and inject that magic needle into your ass the way Clemens did.

That magic needle got him farther than you got with your integrity, hard work and pure talent.  Sucks doesnt it.

Krejci Scores Game Winning Goal For Czech Republic. Why Cant We Get Players Like That

David Krejci scored the game winning goal yesterday for Czech Republic.

That leads me to the obvious question: why cant we get players like that? Krejci hasn’t done squat for the Bruins this season.

Last year he teased us with an amazing year, scoring 22 goals, 73 points and a + 37 plus/minus.

But he’s been invisible this season with 31 points in 57 games and a –1 plus/minus.

And if you’ve watched any of the Czech Republic games, you know that Krejci is playing amazing right now.

Hmmm...I guess pride in your country is a little more than the pride he feels playing for the Bruins.

If Im the Bruins front office, Im pissed right now.

They signed him to a three year extension this past offseason and gave him big bucks ($11.25 million to be exact) and hes been mailing it in for most of the season.

If he comes back from the Olympics and is still a bust for the Bruins Im going to officially start a Krejci sucks campaign on this blog.

Stay tuned…..

WTF Wednesday: Kite Skiing

Oh, you've never heard of Kite Skiing? Its basically a hybrid of skiing and para sailing.

Pretty amazing stuff.

FOR SALE: Team USA 2010 Replica Hockey Jersey

 


FOR SALE:  Team USA 2010 Replica Hockey Jersey
(click on image to purchase either white or navy)

This Official Nike 2010 USA Hockey Team Swift Replica Jersey which will be worn at the 2010 Winter Olympics features: - 100% Polyester new Swift mesh jersey material offers softer feel for added comfort - Large twill-embroidered front crest sewn to jersey - Embroidered twill patch sewn to both shoulders - Sublimated tonal print on sleeves & hem - Nike swoosh logo embroidered to upper right chest

Hey Peyton !

Ive posted this before, but on this day, this glorious day,  I MUST post it again.

Peyton Manning truly does suck.  He doesnt win big games.  He is not a winner.  Its that simple.

His career playoff record is 9 - 9 with ONE Super Bowl title.  Tom Bradys is 14 - 3 with three Super Bowl titles and two Super Bowl MVPs.

And Peyton played on a team that didnt have the balls to go for 16 - 0.

Tom Brady is in a different class of quarter backs than Peyton Manning. The end.

A Letter To The Boston Bruins From Masshole Sports

Dear Boston Bruins,

You guys haven’t won a game in a while. That sucks.

What happened to you guys this year? Last year you guys did wicked awesome. But this year you guys suck. Is it because of the economy? Does it have anything to do with Obama?

Is it because most of you guys were in contract years last year? Like Lucic, Krejci, Savard and Thomas? Is is because Kessel is gone?

All of you guys who signed contracts this off season are doing real bad this year. Are you guys spending all of that money on junk food and video games?

Sorry for all the questions. Im just bummed and looking for something to hang this losing season on. I just don’t get it.

I really hope you beat the Canadiens tonight. If you lose tonight, you might as well stop trying this season. That way you will get a wicked high draft pick next year.

Thanks for reading.

Sincerely yours,
Masshole Sports

Raven Owner Rips Yankees, It Feels So Good

Baltimore Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti attacked the New York Yankees for no apparent reason, and I love it.

Bisciotti said:

"If I'm a Yankees fan, I'm upset we're not winning 130 games with the roster that they have and the money that they pay out."

"I think it's a disgrace they only beat the average team by 10 games in the standings with three times the money." 

"I'd fire that GM. You don't need a GM. All you have to do is buy the last Cy Young Award winner every year."

He is basically saying what Red Sox fans have been SAYING for years: the Yankees suck!

VIDEO: Snookie Does The Weather On Local News

No wonder Snookie couldn’t get laid in New Jersey, she’s a friggin midget.

At first I just thought the weather man was really tall then I saw her stand next to the women and realized she’s tiny. Or maybe everyone on the show is a giant. Yea, ok.

Hey Snookie, come to South Boston! There are plenty of losers in Boston who will give you a chance.

By the way, the weatherman is pissa. He says: “This show is a big hit on THE Mtv.” What a tool.

Heres the youtube video of her doing the weather:

Rondo Weighs In On Celtics Problems, Says Ubuntu Is A Thing Of The Past

After the Celtics won the Championship in 2008, people were wondering how they were going to stay hungry.

They were wondering if the Celtics were simply going to get fat and lazy. I think we have our answer.

Last night, Rajon Rondo gave the media the following gems:

“You don’t feel like it’s the same continuity and camaraderie in the locker room as it was the first year. The first year, it was a crazy spirit in the locker room. But now it doesn’t feel the same.”

“I think if we all had the right spirit as far as one goal, one thing in common, I think we’d be a lot better.”

“I can’t really elaborate on it too much, but I think we’ve just got to be a team with no agendas.”

Remember the phrase “ubuntu?” It was the Celtics mantra in the 2007-2008 season. They would chant it before every game and during every practice.

Its is an African philosophy that is hard to define but basically preaches “many people, one mind” or “collective success.”  Ubuntu was the mantra of the 2007-2008 Celtics and it won them a championship.

If you were wondering how long Umbuntu was going to last, we have our answer. It lasted one season.

Dont be mad at ubuntu.

Ubuntu got Celtics fans Banner 17.   It got us a parade and a banner ceremony.  It got us alot.  The problem is, ubunto is like that brand new video game you bought in 2002.  It gave you plenty of joy for about a year and then it got old and boring.  There comes a time when you have to buy a new one that will find you joy.

Its time for this years Celtics to find a new mantra.  A new calling  that will bring them another championship.

Unfortunately we already have.

This years Celtics mantra seems to be “call a doctor, Im hurt.” And I dont think this one is going to win us another championship.

Was Manny Ramirez Trade Similar To Selling Babe Ruth?

Calm down, calm down. Im not comparing Manny Ramirez to Babe Ruth.

Im just saying that back in the early 1900s, the Red Sox were the dominant team in baseball, winning titles in 1903, 1912, 1915, 1916 and 1918.

There dominance had everything to do with a man named George Herman Ruth, Jr.

In the early 2000s, the Red Sox again were a dominant team in baseball, winning titles in 2004 and 2007 and making the playoffs in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2008 and 2009.

And their playoffs appearances had A LOT to do with a slugger named Manny Ramirez.  Anyone who thinks otherwise probably at lead paint as a child.

Trading Manny in 2008 was the right thing to do. But NOT replacing him with another big bat may be the biggest mistake of this current ownership.

We all know what happened after Babe Ruth was sold. And anyone with two eyes can see what has happened since Manny Ramirez left.

All Im saying is:  get ready for the "Next Great Drought" because this ownership is too blinded by sabermetrics to realize that it takes a big bat in the middle of the line up to win championships.

Boston Sports Blogapalooza Coming This Spring

Looks like the first annual “Boston Sports Blogapalooza” is gaining momentum.

Its still in the early planning stage but its gaining momentum. 27 people representing over 15 blogs have committed.

Boston Sports Blogapalooza is an event for Boston Sports Bloggers (like me) to meet their fans in person, talk sports and talk about their blogs. Its also a chance for bloggers to meet other bloggers and network, trade tips, etc.

It most likely will take place this spring. So let the buzz begin!

This will be similar to the Boston Baseball Writers annual dinner but for the cool kids...the bloggers.

If you are a blogger and want to attend, contact Joe Gill at bostonsportsthenandnow@gmail.com

Stay tuned for more info. Ill post more details as they come in.

MTV Considering Filming Jersey Shore Season 2 In South Boston

This isn’t a joke. MTV is bringing back Jersey Shore for a second season and they are considering bringing it to South Boston. Yes, South Boston.

MTV is asking people to vote on the next location of Jersey Shore Season 2. The choices on their poll are:

• Miami
• Ibiza
• South Boston
• The Congo
• Skywalker Ranch
• ‘The Hills’ of L.A.
• Detroit
• Cabo

I want all you massholes to go their the MTV website and vote for South Boston!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE POLL AND VOTE !!!

If they film in South Boston, we’ll get to see those Jersey douchebags get beat up every night by massholes!

And I gaurentee Snookie will finally get laid. There are plenty of tools around here who will throw it in her.

related article:
Boston Version Of Jersey Shore Begins Casting, Will Be Called "Wicked Summah"