Brett Favre was fined $50,000 for not cooperating with the Jenn Sterger investigation...or approximately $12,500 per inch.
If you haven’t seen the pictures, click here. Warning, they are graphic...and tiny.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Brett Favre Fined $50,000...Or $12,500 Per Inch
Brett Favre was fined $50,000 for not cooperating with the Jenn Sterger investigation...or approximately $12,500 per inch.
If you haven’t seen the pictures, click here. Warning, they are graphic...and tiny.
Celtics Play Pistons Tonight. First Game Since Villanueva Accused Garnett Of Calling Him "cancer patient"
The last time the Celtics played the Pistons, Charlie Villanueva accused Kevin Garnett of calling him a “cancer patient.” He tweeted the following:
Garnett denied the allegation. insisting that he called Villanueva a “cancer to his team.” Villanueva continued to tweet and act like a tough guy and tweeted the following:
Villanueva basically challenged Garnett to a fight and is now changing his tune. He told The Detroit News today, "violence doesn't solve anything. I just wanted to call someone out for that ignorant comment they made.”
What? Um...now that its time to face the music, it seems as though Villanueva is wimping out. Cmon Charlie. Garnett is going to meet you on the playground tonight. You said you wanted to get in the ring. Dont come up with the "violence doesnt solve anything" routine now.
You friggin lied about what Garnett said. Then basically challenged him to a fight. WTF!
If Villanueva had Shawn Thorntons balls, he would get rough within the first few minutes and turn tonights game into a hockey game. But he is being a pussy. He is backtracking now that his back is to the fire. Real classy Charlie. Real classy.
Garnett denied the allegation. insisting that he called Villanueva a “cancer to his team.” Villanueva continued to tweet and act like a tough guy and tweeted the following:
Villanueva basically challenged Garnett to a fight and is now changing his tune. He told The Detroit News today, "violence doesn't solve anything. I just wanted to call someone out for that ignorant comment they made.”
What? Um...now that its time to face the music, it seems as though Villanueva is wimping out. Cmon Charlie. Garnett is going to meet you on the playground tonight. You said you wanted to get in the ring. Dont come up with the "violence doesnt solve anything" routine now.
You friggin lied about what Garnett said. Then basically challenged him to a fight. WTF!
If Villanueva had Shawn Thorntons balls, he would get rough within the first few minutes and turn tonights game into a hockey game. But he is being a pussy. He is backtracking now that his back is to the fire. Real classy Charlie. Real classy.
Ozzie Guillen’s Son Rips Red Sox Reliever Bobby Jenks On Twitter
First of all who the frig is Oney Guillen? Allow me to answer my own question. Oney Guillen is the 20-year-old punk / spoiled brat son of White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.
Apparently Oney Guillen has a twitter problem (and an ego problem). On his twitter page, he calls himself “the man the legend twitter king” even though he only has 2,642 twitter followers. HAHA
And yesterday, while on a family vacation, Oney Guillen decided to air out new Red Sox reliever Bobby Jenks’ dirty laundry.
This no doubt was retaliation for Bobby Jenks’s comments about Ozzie Guillen in which Jenks said, I want to play for a manager who trusts his relievers, regardless of what's going on.” And “I'm looking forward to playing for a manager who knows how to run a bullpen” after signing with the Red Sox.
Apparently Oney Guillen has a twitter problem (and an ego problem). On his twitter page, he calls himself “the man the legend twitter king” even though he only has 2,642 twitter followers. HAHA
And yesterday, while on a family vacation, Oney Guillen decided to air out new Red Sox reliever Bobby Jenks’ dirty laundry.
This no doubt was retaliation for Bobby Jenks’s comments about Ozzie Guillen in which Jenks said, I want to play for a manager who trusts his relievers, regardless of what's going on.” And “I'm looking forward to playing for a manager who knows how to run a bullpen” after signing with the Red Sox.
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VIDEO Shaq Cries Over $35K Fine
Watch Shaquille O'Neal act surprised, roll around on the floor, grab Kevin Garnett and pretend to cry over the $35,000 fine imposed on his for criticizing officials.
If he used this kind of method acting in Kazaam he may have won an oscar.
If he used this kind of method acting in Kazaam he may have won an oscar.
Refs Terrible Call Leads To Bruins Win...But Hey, A Win Is A Win
With 1:50 left in the game last night, Steve Stamkos of the Lightning was called for boarding when he checked Gregory Campbell into the boards behind the Bruins net. If you watched the game you know it wasnt boarding.
Mark Recchi scored on the ensuing power play and the Bruins won.
Was the call questionable? Yes. Did the bad call lead to the Bruins winning? Yes. So who the hell cares?
Tucker Carlson Says Michael Vick Should Have Been Executed...Three Days After Barack Obama Praises Eagles For Giving Vick Second Chance
First, Barack Obama calls Jeffrey Lurie, the owner of the Philadelphia Eagles, to applaud the Eagles for giving quarterback Michael Vick a second chance.
Then last night Tucker Carlson, was filling in for Sean Hannity on his Fox News show Hannity, said that Michael Vick “should have been executed.”
This country is more divided on this issue than OJ Simpson verdict. Seriously. Could the divide be any more racial?
Then last night Tucker Carlson, was filling in for Sean Hannity on his Fox News show Hannity, said that Michael Vick “should have been executed.”
This country is more divided on this issue than OJ Simpson verdict. Seriously. Could the divide be any more racial?
The Most Enlightening Thing You'll Ever Hear (today)
I must say, this guy has got it all covered. He's sorta like Dr Ruth, Dr Drew, Dr Laura and Dr Phil all balled into one...but wiser.
Dolphins LB Channing Crowder Thinks Brady Shouldn’t Win MVP...Reminder, Dolphins Are Playing Patriots This Sunday
Crowder was asked by Fanhouse.com who should be the 2010 MVP and said “everybody knows it should be Michael Vick, but they're going to let Brady win it because it's Tom Brady. You've got to go with Vick. Vick's my dude."
Well, I guess Tom Brady has a reason to play on Sunday. And you thought Sundays game was going to be boring and uninteresting.
On a side note, Channing Crowder is the guy who didnt know where London was on a map. Earlier this season he said:
"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
2 Year Old Kid Knows His Football...Not Sure If D.S.S. Has Stepped In Yet
If this 2 year old kid knew the alphabet or algebra I would be impressed. But knowing the names of football teams based on their helmets is kinda disturbing.
Sure its cute when, in a white trash kinda way, he calls the Cowboys "the cowgirls" and says the the Chargers are "one and done." But cmon. What is this really going to get him in life...other than to make grandpa chuckle.
Sure its cute when, in a white trash kinda way, he calls the Cowboys "the cowgirls" and says the the Chargers are "one and done." But cmon. What is this really going to get him in life...other than to make grandpa chuckle.
Shaq Fined $35K For Criticizing Officials. Responds By Saying: "Whoop de freakin do"
Shaquille O'Neal was fined $35,000 by the NBA for criticizing the officiating of the Celtics / Magic game on Christmas Day.
Well, Shaq has responded to that fine. He said (and Im quoting), “Whoop de freakin do.”
That’s not all he said. Shaq went on to say, “over my 18-year career, I’ve probably paid $90 million in federal tax, $20 million in FICA and $1 million in David Stern tax.”
Tom Brady Jersey Retails Value $79.99...Tom Brady Jersey Retail Value With Dane Cooks Autograph $18.45
Recently, a Tom Brady replica jersey with Dane Cooks autograph sold on eBay for $18.45. Meanwhile over at Modells, a Tom Brady replica jersey WITHOUT Dan Cooks autograph is selling for $79.99.
Ahh…it feels good to know that the rest of the world gets it. Honestly, if the Tom Brady jersey with Dane Cooks autograph sold for more than $79.99, I would have lost all faith in humanity.
I wonder how much a Dane Cook concert t shirt with Tom Bradys autograph on it would sell for.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Bruins – Thrashers Brawl Is Exactly What The Doctor Ordered
Last nights brawl was exactly what the Bruins needed. The Bruins needed to go out there and show some heart, passion and basically kick some ass. They did.
If you want to watch the Bruins - Thrashers brawl again, here it is:
And if you want to see one of the all time great brawls in Bruins history, here it is:
If you want to watch the Bruins - Thrashers brawl again, here it is:
And if you want to see one of the all time great brawls in Bruins history, here it is:
Newsflash: Tom Brady Isnt Superhuman...He Has The Flu
Well, I guess Tom Brady didn’t get a flu shot this year. He missed practice yesterday and canceled his press conference today due to the flu.
I have just one question: why the frigg wouldn’t a guy who earns $18 million a year get a flu shot?
Maybe Brady thinks he is superhuman. Hell, the rest of New England does.
Meathead Eagles Fan Celebrates Win A Little Too Intensely
There are very few things in this world that would cause me to rip off my shirt and run around the block. Maybe winning the lottery or finding out that Santa Clause really is real.
All it took for this guy was an Eagles last minute win against the Giants.
All it took for this guy was an Eagles last minute win against the Giants.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Rex Ryan Foot Fetish Video Confirmed! Rex Ryan Is A Creepy Dude.
So yesterday Deadspin.com posted a video of a woman who looked eerily like Michelle Ryan (Rex Ryans wife) in a foot fetish video.The voice in the video sounded just like Rex Ryan.
You can hear the male voice saying “can I touch your feet.” Then later saying, “can I smell them?” And he proceeds to smell them before saying “most men would like to do a lot of things with those feet.”
Then he turns the camera off.
Well, today the Jets have responded to the story telling the NYDailyNews.com “This is a personal matter and Rex will have no comment.”
Talk about an early Christmas present! Learning than Rex Ryan is a freak with a foot fetish trumps any sort of misery I could have wished upon the Jets.
Because Yesterday Was A Slow Sports Day...
Because last night was a slow sports night I spent the night trolling the internet for stupid shit. Here are the highlights of my night of trolling.
Blooper Reels Of Alf Saying "Nigger." This is a real outtake montage of the classic tv show Alf in which Alf says “nigger, asshole, shit and hard-on." If you want to hear 80s icon Alf saying such words then click play. If you are offended by those words, then don’t press play.
Jersey Shore Season 3 Official Trailer Released. If you weren’t repulsed by the Jersey Shore in the past, you will be now.
The Worst Sportscaster Ever. And you thought Steve Burton was bad. Watch this dude stumble over his words, give us plenty of awkward silences and flat out fail on live tv. It happened back in on December 19th, 1995 and is still a classic.
The kicker is his final sentence. He ends by saying, “hopefully we’ll have more news tomorrow night.”
Blooper Reels Of Alf Saying "Nigger." This is a real outtake montage of the classic tv show Alf in which Alf says “nigger, asshole, shit and hard-on." If you want to hear 80s icon Alf saying such words then click play. If you are offended by those words, then don’t press play.
Jersey Shore Season 3 Official Trailer Released. If you weren’t repulsed by the Jersey Shore in the past, you will be now.
The Worst Sportscaster Ever. And you thought Steve Burton was bad. Watch this dude stumble over his words, give us plenty of awkward silences and flat out fail on live tv. It happened back in on December 19th, 1995 and is still a classic.
The kicker is his final sentence. He ends by saying, “hopefully we’ll have more news tomorrow night.”
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Whatta Shocka! YankeesTo Pay $18 Million In Luxury Tax For 2010! Red Sox To Pay A Mere $1.49 Mil
Payroll information from the 2010 MLB season was sent to all 30 teams Tuesday.
The Red Sox 2010 payroll was $170,650,856 making them slightly over the MLB salary cap of $170 million.
The Red Sox went over the luxury tax threshold for the first time since 2007. They will pay a mere $1.49 million.
The Yankees, whose payroll in 2010 was $215 million will have to pay $18 million in luxury tax. OUCH! Talk about giving a middle finger to the system.
The luxury tax system, also known as the "competitive balance tax," is in place to deter teams from perverting the system...and basically hoarding all the good talent.
Well, the Yankees not only defy the system, they grossly ignore it. Sure, the Red Sox are over the threshold, but at least they TRY and play within the rules. The Red Sox make a concerted effort to stay under the threshold.
The Yankees? Well, have you ever wondered why people chant "Yankees suck?" Yea, you dont have to wonder anymore.
Here’s the list of MLB payrolls for 2010, according to the Associated Press:
N.Y. Yankees $215,053,064 (made playoffs)
Boston 170,650,856
Philadelphia 145,539,931 (made playoffs)
Chicago Cubs 142,410,031
Detroit 135,913,308
New York Mets 127,560,042
Los Angeles Angels 123,478,263
Chicago White Sox 112,197,078
Los Angeles Dodgers 109,753,719
Minnesota 103,039,407 (made playoffs)
San Francisco 101,417,943 (made playoffs)
St. Louis 98,354,244
Milwaukee 94,554,209
Seattle 93,376,107
Houston 90,119,188
Atlanta 89,226,985 (made playoffs)
Colorado 87,974,390
Toronto 86,803,549
Cincinnati 82,451,340 (made playoffs)
Tampa Bay 77,510,502 (made playoffs)
Kansas City 76,781,350
Texas 74,302,980 (made playoffs)
Baltimore 73,231,289
Washington 71,937,323
Arizona 70,531,163
Oakland 61,773,644
Cleveland 60,500,460
Florida 47,331,979
Pittsburgh 44,146,967
San Diego 43,654,177
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DeSean Jackson's Game Winning Punt Return Against The Giants On Tecmo Bowl
Ever wonder what DeSean Jacksons game winning punt return would look like on Tecmo Bowl? Look no further:
The Funniest Thing Ive Ever Seen (today): Eli Manning Press Conference Diss
Eli Manning doesn’t just get dissed by the media...he gets embarrassed. Ok, I understand the Giants had just blown the game to the Eagles and the Eagles locker room was probably flooded with media types. But you gotta figure that there would be more than one reporter at the Giants press conference.
This is just friggin embarrassing.
This is just friggin embarrassing.
The “Lingerie Football League” Brawl Video You’ve Been Dying To See
Did you even know there was a Lingerie Football League? Yea, well there is. And Friday nights game between the Miami Caliente and the Tampa Bay Breeze ending in a brawl.
Why did they brawl? Well, watch closely. One girl grabs the refs yellow penalty flag and rubs in on her pussy (Im not kidding). It happens at the 0:15 mark. The other team takes exception and awesomeness ensues:
Why did they brawl? Well, watch closely. One girl grabs the refs yellow penalty flag and rubs in on her pussy (Im not kidding). It happens at the 0:15 mark. The other team takes exception and awesomeness ensues:
For People Who Hate Stubhub, AceTicket, And The Shady Scalpers Who Hang Around Outside Fenway And The Garden
The death of the ticket scalping industry is in sight.
Theres a new ticket reselling website whose shtick is to sell tickets to sporting events UNDER face value.
It’s a priceline type concept where you name your own price. They guarantee that you can get tickets for under face value every time with no servicing fee.
Not sure if it’s a bunch of hype, but the founder of the site, ScoreBig, was on CNBC. That means something right?
Monday, December 20, 2010
Tom Bradys Favorite Christmas Present Ever Wasn’t A Football Or A Joe Montana Jersey. It Was (drumroll please)....
Tom Brady was on WEEI today and was asked what his favorite Christmas gift of all-time was.
It wasn’t a football. It wasn’t a Joe Montana jersey. It wasn’t 49ers tickets. It was a BB gun.
He told WEEI: “I wanted a BB gun, if you can imagine that. I'd shoot cans in the backyard. And I loved doing it. Once I got the BB gun, I was good."
Um…okay…I was expecting it to be something a little more football orientated. Well, at least he didn’t shoot his eye out.
It wasn’t a football. It wasn’t a Joe Montana jersey. It wasn’t 49ers tickets. It was a BB gun.
He told WEEI: “I wanted a BB gun, if you can imagine that. I'd shoot cans in the backyard. And I loved doing it. Once I got the BB gun, I was good."
Um…okay…I was expecting it to be something a little more football orientated. Well, at least he didn’t shoot his eye out.
Video Of Dan Connollys 71 Yard Kickoff Return (with his shirt off)
Dan Connollys 71 yard kickoff return was the highlight of the night and maybe of the season. Forget the amazing Wes Welker and the incredible Danny Woodhead. Forget Brandon Meriweather and Jerod Mayo.
Dan Connolly running for 71 yards takes the cake.
I know you're wondering, so here is a computer simulation of what Dan Connolly looked like running 71 yards...with his shirt off:
Heres the actual play:
Dan Connolly running for 71 yards takes the cake.
I know you're wondering, so here is a computer simulation of what Dan Connolly looked like running 71 yards...with his shirt off:
Heres the actual play:
Channel 7 Weatherman Pete Bouchard Compares Snowfall To His Dick Size
Oh, Pete Bouchard you joker. Anyway, I hear only Frances Rivera and Kim Khazei REALLY know...but they wont tell.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Remember, Tonight Is Tedy Bruschi Night Yall
This isnt just Patriots - Jets. This isnt just a preview of the AFC Championship game. This isnt just the biggest game of the season. Tonight is also Tedy Bruschi night.
Bruschi will be honored during halftime of tonights game. So if you are going, make sure you take your bathroom break before halftime....and be prepared to get some chills during halftime.
Heres a little something to warm you up:
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Red Sox Aquire Adrian Gonzalez...Again
Ok. So the Red Sox have finally acquired Adrian Gonzalez. For real this time.
According to mlb.com: The on-again, off-again trade of Padres first baseman Adrian Gonzalez to the Boston Red Sox is on again and it appears it will stay that way. The deal is essentially done and could be announced as soon as Monday at the Winter Meetings at the Walt Disney World Swan & Dolphin Resort outside Orlando.
A part of me thinks Theo finalized the deal after the 2pm deadline intentionally just to fuck with the media. We all know he hates the media and probably would get some sort of kick seeing them sent into a frenzy. Sick bastard.
Did Tim Friggin Thomas Make The Save Of The Year Or What?
Im not the only person calling this the save of the year. The internet is abuzz.
Check out Colby Armstrong (#9 on the Maple Leafs) hold his stick in the air to celebrate only to be stunned. Then Francois Beauchemin (#22 on the Maple Leafs) immediately looks up at the jumbotron to see the replay after being stoned by Tim Friggin Thomas.
Classic.
Check out Colby Armstrong (#9 on the Maple Leafs) hold his stick in the air to celebrate only to be stunned. Then Francois Beauchemin (#22 on the Maple Leafs) immediately looks up at the jumbotron to see the replay after being stoned by Tim Friggin Thomas.
Classic.
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