Philadelphia Columnist Says Boston Fans Are Obnoxious. Please, Allow Me To Respond.

A douche bag columnist for Philly.com wrote an article recently titled "Boston fans have become obnoxious." In the article, he basically goes on and on about how Boston sports fans are spoiled because of our city's abundance of championships over the past ten years and says that we are basically sore winners.

He comes across as a frustrated sports columnist who is jealous of Boston's success.

If this dude wants to have a pissing match about whose fans are more obnoxious, I gladly accept that challenge. So please allow me to respond by explaining WITH FACTS NOT OPINIONS (as Michael Felger would say) that prove Philadelphia fans are more obnoxious than Boston fans.

We all heard about that loser who ran onto the field during a Phillies game a few years ago and got tased. Well, running onto the field happens. But what makes this story obnoxious is that he had called his dad moments before he ran onto the field .

He said, “Dad, can I run on the field?” To which his father responded, “I don't think you should, son.” Unless the dude is mentally retarded, I cannot understand why he called his dad and asked permission.

Then there was the Phillies fan who was arrested for intentionally puking on an 11-year-old girl (who happened to be the daughter of a police officer).

Allegedly, the scum bag was being escorted out of the park for being unruly and he leaned over, put two fingers down his throat and vomited on the daughter of the guy who complained about him. But that isnt obnoxious, right?

Then there was the Phillies fan who, in 2009, placed an ad on craiglslist offering sex for World Series tickets. With a face like that, the best she was going to get was maybe bleacher seats. Anyway, she got arrested before she got tickets.

A few years ago, Flyers fans almost booed Sarah Palin out of the building when she was dropping the ceremonial first puck WITH HER DAUGHTERS BY HER SIDE. That doesnt make a fan obnoxious though, right?

Back in 2001 a Flyers fan broke through the glass and fought Tie Domi INSIDE the penalty box. Again, unless the dude is mentally retarded, there is no excuse for jumping into a penalty box and picking a fight with Tie Domi.

But Boston sports fans are obnoxious because our teams win championships and we gloat about it. One more time: unless you are mentally retarded, you know that Philadelphia sports fans are more obnoxious that Boston sports fans.