Celtics Make The Heat Look Like A Bunch Of Little Bitches...Go Up 3 - 0 In Season Series

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(VIDEO) Rajon Rondo Peeks Into The Heat Huddle And Gets Pushed Out

Well, here's something you dont see every day. Watch as Rajon Rondo tries to peek into the Miami Heats huddle.

Note that it was not a time out. It was just a bunch of players talking to their coach during a free throw. So he had every right to do what he did.

(VIDEO) Glen Big Baby Davis Misses Dunk Against Heat

Glen Big Baby Davis’ missed dunk against the Heat HAS to make the ESPN Not So Top 10 this week. No doubt. He looked like the chubby kid at the YMCA who thinks hes Michael Jordan...until he tries his vertical.

For the record, that was Rajon Rondo with the towel over his head.

In case you missed it:

I Laughed At This...Does That Make Me A Bad Person?

Have you ever seen a midget dressed in a monkey suit get drop kicked? Now you have.

A Message To The Bruins After Last Nights 6 - 1 Loss To The Red Wings

What a difference a day makes. After beating the Canadiens in probably the best, most spirited, entertaining game of the year the Bruins played a stinka last night.

I think this video says it all:

Did Ray Allen Tank The Bobcats Game So He Could Break The All Time NBA 3 Point Record In Front Of Reggie Miller?

Ray Allen is averaging nearly five 3-point attempts per game this season. During the Celtics / Bobcats game Monday night, Ray Allen only attempted (and made) two 3-pointers.

Kinda makes you wonder...did Ray Allen intentionally hold off so that he could break the all time 3 point record tonight-- against the Lakers, at home, on national tv (TNT) and with Reggie Miller (the current all time 3-point record holder) in attendance?

Kind of makes you wonder.

And even if he did, so be it. Give him kudos for wanting to do it in front of the home crowd and in front of the man he is going to pass.

I mean, the Celtics DID lose to the Bobcats by five points. And if Ray Allen did attempt (and make) his average of five 3-pointers, the Celtics would have won the game.

But Im not going to bash Ray Allen. He tanked a meaningless regular season game against the Bobcats so that Celtics fans and Reggie Miller could witness history. So what?

(PHOTO) Bruins Penalty Box More Crowded Than Dunkin Donuts At 7 AM

Yes, there were six Bruins in the penalty box at once last night. It looked like a scene out of Slapshot. THATS the kind of game it was last night.

Bruins Make Canadiens Look Like A Bunch Of Little Bitches

Almost 190 penalty minutes, 14 total goals scored, 7 fights including a GOALIE FIGHT. It was a classic game at the TD Garden last night. And it was a win that sent a message. The Bruins are going to play the Canadiens tough. They want to win the Northeast Divison. And tonights game made that very clear.

Anyway, here is EVERY fight from last nights Bruins Canadiens game. Enjoy.


GOALIE FIGHT: Carey Price vs. Tim Thomas




Benoit Pouliot vs. David Krejci




Jaroslav Spacek vs. Johnny Boychuk, Roman Hamrlik vs. Shawn Thornton, Travis Moen vs. Andrew Ference, Tom Pyatt vs. Greg Campbell

The Celtics Paired With The Incredible Hulk

Marvel Comics and the NBA have teamed up to create a new line of merchandise that pairs NBA teams with super heroes. Who did the Celtics draw? The Incredible Hulk of course.  The merchandise line will be launced at the NBA All Star Game.

I wonder who the brainiacs behind this idea was. Seems pretty lame to me.

Dont You Hate It When People Dont Clean The Snow Off The Roof Of Their Cars

This is what happens when a truck driver doesnt clean the snow off the roof of his 18 wheeler.

Must Be A Slow News Day In Fort Myers

You know it’s a slow news day at Red Sox Spring Training when Nick Cafardo is tweeting about the clubhouse dog taking a piss.

Keep up the good work, Nick!

Ever Seen Someone Go Swimming With Ice Skates On? Now You Have

Watch this guy from Sandefjord, Norway. He skates, proceeds to dive into the water and swim with his skates on...and actually enjoys it.

Red Sox "2011 Truck Day" Has A Corporate Sponsor? Cmon, Is Nothing Sacred?

Is nothing sacred?

Every year around this time the Red Sox equipment truck leaves Fenway Park and heads to Fort Myers, Florida. Typically, camera crews from all four news channels are there to get a shot at the truck driving away. And typically, there are Red Sox fans standing around Fenway Park to watch the symbolic start to the baseball season.

Well, the Red Sox, an organization known to squeeze dollar bills out of rocks, found a way to profit off of this yearly ritual.

Accoring to an official Red Sox press release:

"The 2011 Spring Training Truck Day presented by JetBlue Airways is scheduled for Tuesday, February 8. The Red Sox equipment truck will depart Fenway Park for the 1,480-mile trip to the club's Spring Training home in Fort Myers, Florida on Tuesday at approximately noon.

The equipment truck, which will depart from Fenway Park on Van Ness Street - adjacent to Gate D, will be led in procession by a flat-bed truck carrying Wally the Green Monster and Fenway Ambassadors who will be tossing soft Red Sox baseballs and JetBlue giveaways to fans.

All media outlets are welcome to cover the departure of the equipment truck and go live from Van Ness Street."

I can understand selling the naming rights to the premium level and pavillion level at Fenway Park. I can understand putting advertising on the Green Monster and center field walls. But havent the Red Sox gone just a little too far this time?

Whats next? Are the Red Sox going to sell the naming rights to Opening Day? Uh oh, I may have just given them anothe idea.

Nike Cooperstown Heritage Collection Screws Up

Nike is coming out with a "Cooperstown Heritage Collection" of t shirts that feature silhouettes of iconic baseball players with facial hair.

I was excited to see who the Red Sox silhouette was going to be. Well, there isnt going to be one. But there is going to be a Red Sox player on one of the shirts.

Their White Sox silhouette t shirt is listed as Wade Boggs.

Friggin idiots.

Do Packers Fans Know How To Celebrate Or What?

This is usually the day when I search the internet for videos and pictures of fans doing stupid things after their team wins a championship.

Well, this is the craziest Packers fan celebration photo I could find.

Yup, a grown man wearing Packers pajamas. Ive been searching the internet all day and I couldn’t find any cars being burned, no riots and no drunk idiots fighting.

Worst Seat At Super Bowl XLV

Super Bowl XLV did not break the all time attendance record for a Super Bowl. According to USAToday, attendance for Super Bowl XLV was 103,219, which fell short of the 103,985 standard from Super Bowl XIV.

Its hard to believe Jerry Jones couldnt break the attendance record, considering he sold seats like this:

Seriously? Someone paid for these seats?

(Video) Alex Rodriguez Getting Fed Popcorn By Cameron Diaz...God Forbid He Gets Butter On His Fingers

Is Arod living the life or what? Not only is he rich enough to go to the Super Bowl, he doesn’t even have to touch the popcorn and get butter all over his fingers.

In case you missed it, heres the video of Alex Rodriguez being fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz at the Super Bowl:

Tweet Of The Night

Good to know Im not the only one who hates the Black Eyed Peas

Aaron Rodgers Calls Out ESPN’s Colin Cowherd After Super Bowl

Colin Cowherd of ESPN has been hyper critical of Aaron Rodgers this season. He has refused to call Aaron Rodgers an elite quarterback and has ripped him because he had never won a playoff game going into this post season.

Well, listen to Colin Cowherd squirm when he gets called out by Aaron Rogers. Gotta love this guy.

Big Ben Is No Tom Brady

Ben Roethlisberger had the ball with 2:00 left in the game. His Steelers were down six points, 31-25. A touchdown and the Steelers win the Super Bowl.

What happened? Nothing. A dud. No third Super Bowl ring for Big Ben. And best of all, we don’t have to hear all that nonsense about Ben Roethlisberger being as good (or as accomplished) as Tom Brady.

Thankfully.

Doc Rivers Plans To Play All Four Celtics At Once At All-Star Game

Ever wonder how the Celtics “Big 4” would fare against an All-Star team?

Well, wonder no more.

All four of the Celtics “Big 4” will be playing in the All-Star game this year--Rajon Rondo, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen--and Doc Rivers (who is coaching the Eastern Conference All-Star team) said that he will play all four at the same time.

It should be interesting to see how the Celtics big 4 play against the Western Conference All-Stars.

You know they are going to have swagger and you know they are going to have something to prove.

If they go on a run and make the Western Conference All-Stars look like mere mortals, THAT will be the headline the day after the All-Star game. THAT will be the lead story on SportsCenter.  And the Celtics Big 4 knows that.  Stay tuned...

Ps. no word on who the fifth wheel will be

Paul Pierce Challenges Ray Allen To Enter 3-Point Contest At NBA All-Star Weekend

Paul Pierce, the reigning 3-point champion, challenged Ray Allen to compete against him in the NBA All-Star 3-point contest.

Paul Pierce is currently shooting 42.3% from the 3-point line while Ray Allen is on pace to become the NBA’s all time leader in 3-point shots made.

Ray Allen won the 3-point contest back in 2001 when he played for the Milwaukee Bucks.  When asked about competing against Paul Pierce, Ray Allen said, “I like my chances.”

The Stupidest Thing You Will Ever See (today)

This is a minimalist pieced titled, "Clapping Music." And its stupid.

Bruins Make Dallas Stars Look Like A Bunch Of Little Bitches With 3 Fights In First 4 SECONDS Of Game

There were three fights within the first 4 seconds of the game last night and two goals within the first 90 seconds. In case you missed them, here are all four fights from last nights game:



Fight #1 Greg Campbell vs Steve Ott (at 0:01 of first period)





Fight #2 Shawn Thornton vs Krys Barch (at 0:02 of first period)





Fight #3 Adam McQuaid vs Brian Sutherby (at 0:04 of first period)





Fight #4 Andrew Ference vs Adam Burish (at 3:51 of first period)

Documentary Claims: “Without beer we’d probably still be living in caves”

This is a documentary called How Beer Saved The World and people in this documentary say things like “without beer we’d probably still be living in caves” and “we wouldn’t have the pyramids if it weren’t for beer.”

No word on whether the people saying this are sober or drunk.

Steelers Fan Song "Steel Defense" vs Packers Fan Song "Green And Yellow"

Steel Defense. This is one of the better fan videos out there. Compared to the Jets fans song that was going viral a few weeks ago, this song deserves an Grammy.





Green And Yellow. Catchy but really cheesy lyrics.

Dreams Do Come True...Beavis And Butthead Are Returning To MTV

MTV has confirmed that Beavis and Butthead are coming back. Mike Judge has signed on to write new episodes that will air this summer.

Beavis and Butthead originally ran from 1993 to 1997 back when you could get away with much more on television than you can now. It should be interesting to see what they can get away with.

Here is the first ever Beavis and Butthead cartoon called "frog baseball." It aired during the show Liquid Television.

The Funniest Thing You Will Ever See (today): Justin Bieber booed at Knicks game

Not only did Justin Bieber get booed at the Knicks game last night, the announcers actually talked about him getting booed. haha

Porn Star Diamond Foxxx Promises Free BJs To Twitter Followers If Steelers Win Super Bowl

Porn Star Diamond Foxxx has promised to give blow jobs to every one of her twitter followers if the Steelers win the Super Bowl.

Oh, you dont know who Diamond Foxxx is? Well, shes nothing to brag about (see pic below) and she currently has over 34,000 followers on Twitter. So if you dont mind waiting in line naked with 34,000 other people then start following her on twitter!

Ummm...Why Hasnt This Video Gone Viral Yet?

This is the best wrestling video since...since youtube was invented.

10 Bizarre Super Bowl XLV Side Bets

I trolled a bunch of internet gambling sites and collected the top ten bizarre side bets, also known as prop bets:

1. Will a current NFL players be arrested during Super Bowl Week? The over / under is 0.5.

2. What will be the color of Gatorade dumped on the head of the winning coach? The favorite is yellow, with the blue colored Gatorade ranking in as the long-shot. Heres the breakdown: Blue (10/1); Clear/Water (2/1); Lime Green (5/1); Orange (3/1); Red (15/2); Yellow (3/2)

3. Who will have more first-half points. Lebron James against Clippers or the Packers?

4. How many times will Fox announcers mention Brett Favre on air during the game? Any taped or past video does not count and the announcers has to say “Brett Favre” exactly. The over / under is 2.5.

5. How many times will FOX show Cowboys owner Jerry Jones during the game? The over or under is 2.5 times.

6. Will there be more total field goals in the Super Bowl or more hockey goals in the Capitals-Penguins game?

7. Will Fox show Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend Jessica Szohr first or Ben Roethlisberger’s fiancee Ashley Harlan?

8. Will the MVP thank his family, God, coach or teammates first (or no one)? God is the odds on favorite to get the first mention followed by his teammates and family.

9. Will a punt hit the scoreboard during the game? The odds are are 10:1

10. How long will Christina Aguilera hold the word “brave” at the end of the National Anthem? The over / under is 6 seconds. Also, the over / under on the total length of the song is 1 minute 52 seconds.