Blackhawks' John Scott Says He’ll "Kick the Shit" Out of Shawn Thornton Over "Chirping" Comments

When Shawn Thornton was skating towards the locker room after getting a skate blade to the forehead, he says that some of the Blackhawks were “chirping” at him.

Thornton went on to say after the game, “If I ever find who it was, I'll deal with it my own way.”

Well, Blackhawks goon John Scott has responded.

Scott said :

“He’s Mr. Tough Guy and he’s trying to challenge Pisani. If I’m in the lineup, he’s more than welcome to come chirp at me. I’ll kick the shit out of him.”

HAHA. This tool is setting himself up for an ass whipping of the ages. If there really are hockey gods, the Bruins will play the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup Finals this year and we’ll get to see Shawn Thornton smack this bitch around.

Lets cross our fingers.

The Only Highlight From Last Nights Bruins Maple Leafs Game

Even though the Bruins lost to the friggin Maple Leafs in a shoot out, there was one highlight. Milan Lucic fought Jay Rosehill.

The fight was a draw but you gotta give Lucic credit for standing toe to toe with a goon like Jay Rosehill. He even sparred for a bit.

Milan Lucic vs. Jay Rosehill

Boston Herald Declares 2011 Red Sox "Best Team Ever" Before Season Even Starts

The 2011 Red Sox havent even played one real game, yet the Boston Herald is declaring the 2011 Red Sox the best Red Sox team ever.

No disrespect to the 1903, 1912, 1915, 1916, 1918, 2004 and 2007 teams of course.


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73% Of ESPN Experts Predict Red Sox Will Win World Series

This 2011 Red Sox team has baseball analysts everywhere drooling. The lineup is stacked with players tailor made for Fenway Park and the AL East should be a cake walk considering Tampa Bay was gutted this offseason.

So, how do the experts over at ESPN see this season?

According to JoyofSox.com:

45 of 45 (100%) of ESPN analysts pick the Red Sox to win the AL East
42 of 45 (93%) of ESPN analysts pick the Red Sox to win the AL pennant
33 of 45 (73%) of ESPN analysts pick the Red Sox to win the World Series

Geez, will Red Sox fans have anything to complain about this summer?

Meanwhile Over On Youtube...

This is a clip from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s direct-to-VHS classic "To Grandmother’s House We Go." You just dont see comedy like this anymore. People are so sensitive nowadays.


Mary Kate and Ashley: The Adorable Racists

(PHOTO) Shawn Thornton’s 40 Stitches

Heres a picture of Shawn Thorntons 40 stitches on his forehead. The dudes a hockey player. Click here to see the video of the incident.

(VIDEO) Shawn Thornton Gets Bloody, Then Gets Chirped At By Blackhawks Bench

Heres the infamous video of Shawn Thornton getting a skate to the forehead. Thornton is claiming that someone from the Blackhawks bench “chirped” at him as he was heading towards the dressing room which caused him to lose his shit (as you can see in the video).

Joe Haggerty tweeted that someone on the Blackhawks bench said (in reference to the blood on his face) “enough to piss him off.”

Thornton said after the game, “If I ever find who it was, I'll deal with it my own way.”

(VIDEO) Soccer Fans In Colombia Bring Coffin, With Dead Body Inside, To Soccer Match

The dead body in the coffin was that of Christopher Jacome, a 17 year old Colombian gunned down while playing soccer.

He was a huge fan of the Cucuta Deportivo Colombian soccer team so after his wake friends took the coffin from the funeral home and paraded it around and then into the stadium.

I don’t even know what to say. I am speechless.

Sports Illustrated Thinks Red Sox Will Win 100 Games AND The World Series. No Pressure Or Anything.

Sports Illustrated has come out with its 2011 MLB predictions.

SI is predicting that the Red Sox will have the best record in all of baseball, at 100-62, and win the World Series.

Wow. So do Red Sox fans have the right to have a little swagger this year? Maybe.

And remember, Sports Illustrated is a national media outlet, so this isn’t the case of a bunch of homers picking the home team.

Here is Sports Illustrated’s complete Major League Baseball 2011 predictions:

AL Division winners
East: Red Sox
Central: Twins
West: A's
Wild Card: Yankees

NL Division winners
East: Phillies
Central: Red
West: Giants
Wild Card: Rockies

AL Division Series
Red Sox over A's
Twins over Yankees

NL Division Series
Phillies over Rockies
Giants over Reds

AL Championship Series
Red Sox over Twins

NL Championship Series
Giants over Phillies

World Series
Red Sox over Giants

Booya

Blackhawks (AKA The BEST TEAM On NHL 94) Coming To The Garden Tonight

Is there really a debate as to who was the best team on EA Sports' NHL 94?

The Chicago Blackhawks had an overall rating of 78 and a roster that included Jeremy Roenick, Chris Chelios and Ed Belfour. And I don think its too far fetched to say that Jeremy Roenick was the most dynamic player in the history of sports video games.

A lot of people were in love with the Detroit Red Wings in NHL 94 because of Steve Yzerman, Sergei Fedorov and Paul Coffey.

But their overall rating was only 75. Plus, their goaltending sucked and fighting was removed from NHL 94 so Bob Probert was basically a waste of a roster spot.

Anyway, so Bruins vs. Blackhawks tonight at the Garden. Should be a good one. Lets just hope no one cracks their head open and has to be removed for a period.

(VIDEO) The Big Lebowski 2 Trailer

Watch Tara Reid play every role in this trailer for The Big Lebowski 2. The plot is basically the same as The Big Lebowski, except The Dudes couch gets stolen instead of his rug. Hmm....something tells me this isnt the official trailer.

The Big Lebowski 2 with Tara Reid from Tara Reid

A Video Response To Celtics' Loss To The Pacers

The Celtics loss to the Pacers 107 – 100 last night and Ive decided not to write about the loss. Instead, I present to you this video response.

Enjoy.

I Just Want To Remind You That Yankee Fans Are Obnoxious Assholes

Ahhhhh...baseball season is right around the corner.

Red Sox Spring Training Ratings Up 108% From Last Year. Thank You, Adrian Gonzalez And Carl Crawford

According to NESN.com, Red Sox spring training tv ratings are up 108% from last year.

Remember, when the Red Sox signed Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez people were saying that it wasn’t because they needed a first baseman and an outfielder but rather because NESN’s ratings last season were abysmal…and the owners knew that signing big named free agents would translate into more tv viewers.

Well, I guess those blow hard were right.

Baseball Prospectus 2011 Prediction: Red Sox Win AL East, Yankees Win Wild Card

The nerds at Baseball Prospectus have released their 2011 MLB predictions.

According to them, the Red Sox will win the AL East, the Tigers will win the AL Central and the Rangers will win the AL West, with the Yankees winning the AL Wild Card.

But before you get all giddy inside, remember that last year Baseball Prospectus had the Tampa Bay Rays winning the AL East and the Red Sox winning the AL Wild Card...and we all know what happened.

For their complete predictions, visit BaseballProspectus.com.

The Hangover 2 Movie Poster Revealed

The official movie poster for the Hangover sequel was released today. It's gonna take place in Bangkok? Hmmm

Bruins Make Flyers Look Like A Bunch Of Little Bitches, And Officially Clinch Playoff Birth

It was poet justice that the Bruins clinched a playoffs spot by beating the team that bounced them from the playoffs last year. And in clinching the playoff spot, the Bruins made the Flyers look like a bunch of little bitches.

This Guy Is A 20 Goal Scorer

Brad Marchand scored his 20th goal of the season yesterday against the Flyers.

Brad Marchand just doesn’t look like a hockey player. He looks more like the kinda guy you see in the balcony waiting in line for a beer.

Seriously, Marchand could probably ride the green line home after a game and would blend in with all those Bruins fans that wear jerseys to the game.

But the dude can play hockey. Who woulda thunk that he would have more goals this year than Tyler Seguin.

Rivalry Brewing Between Red Sox And Orioles?

Last week, Orioles manager Buck Showalter said “I’d like to see how smart Theo Epstein is with the Tampa Bay payroll. You got Carl Crawford ’cause you paid more than anyone else, and that’s what makes you smarter? That’s why I like whipping their butt. It’s great, knowing those guys with the $205 million payroll are saying, ‘How the hell are they beating us?’”

Yesterday, Terry Francona shot back saying, “That's my boss. I was actually kind of aggravated a little bit. It's not the end of the world but I thought he shouldn't have done it. I just thought that was a little bit out of line.”

My question: can the Orioles and Red Sox really be rivals? This sounds more like a pissing match more than anything else. Showalter is probably a little pissy because his owner has signed some really bad contracts over the years (see Miguel Tejada, Albert Belle, et al).

Meanwhile Over On Youtube...

Ever wonder what it would look like if you played badminton with a lightsaber? Well, look no further.

Playing Badminton With A Lightsaber

Last Nights Bruins Canadiens Game On NESN Got Highest Ratings EVER

Last nights Bruins Canadiens game on NESN got a 6.6 rating, which made it the highest rated regular season Bruins game in the history of NESN. Wow.

Bruins Make Canadiens Look Like A Bunch Of Little Bitches

Bruins fans were looking for a bloodbath. They got a good old-fashioned blow out. Enjoy my photo album.

Bruins Fight Of The Night: Greg Campbell vs. Paul Mara

Im calling it a draw.


Greg Campbell vs. Paul Mara

Infant Canadiens Fan Reacts To Last Nights Blow Out

I think this kid sums up the Canadies loss pretty accurately.

Proof That When Robots Take Over The Earth, It Will Be Awesome

(VIDEO) Is The 2011 Red Sox Anthem “This Is Boston” The Worst Red Sox Song You've Ever Heard?

Im not sure if this is a fan video or an official NESN production but this video titled “This Is Boston” (claiming to be the 2011 Red Sox Anthem) is making its rounds on the internet and it is TERRIBLE.

If this is a fan video, it is probably the worst fan video Ive ever seen—and I don’t mean bad as in Lonely Island bad, I mean bad.

The sad this is, it kinda looks like an official video made by either the Red Sox or NESN.

Im going to guess that the big wigs at NESN or the Red Sox marketing team decided to make an official video that kinda sounds like a fan video and that may go viral.

Well, they failed miserably.

Now as a blogger, I have to post this video. But be warned, it is bad and will probably make you feel uncomfortable

More Humbling News For Red Sox Fans: You’re Ranked Behind Phillies And Yankees Fans In "Sports Loyalty Index"

Red Sox fans like to think they are the most loyal in all of sports. Well, we all know there is a difference between the way people perceive themselves and the way the world perceives them.

That humble reality came to fruition today as Red Sox fans were ranked as the third most loyal fans in major league baseball behind Phillies and Yankees fans.

According to Bloomberg.com:

"The Yankees led the major leagues with attendance of 3.8 million in 2010, followed by the Phillies at 3.6 million. The Phillies sold a higher percentage (104 percent, including standing room) of their 43,651 seats at Citizens Bank Park, compared with 89 percent at 50,287-seat Yankee Stadium."

I know what you’re thinking: but Fenway Park sells out every night! Well, yea, but it is also the smallest ballpark in the majors. The Red Sox owners are great at mind fucking people and they have found a way to make people think that the Red Sox are the most popular team in major league baseball and that their fans are the best in baseball.


TOP FIVE MLB TEAMS IN SPORTS LOYALTY INDEX

1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. New York Yankees
3. Boston Red Sox
4. San Francisco Giants