Bruins Make Maple Leafs Look Like A Bunch Of Little Bitches

I don’t care that it was the pathetic Maple Leafs. An 8-0 win is an 8-0 win. It feels good no matter who the opponent was. Hey, just because you banged the fat chic doesn’t mean you didn’t get laid.

The Bruins absolutely dominated in every aspect of the game and the Leafs just took the beating like the little bitches they are. The Leafs only got 13 friggin shots on net. This is the kind of ass whipping that builds momentum.

Seven different Bruins scored goals: Benoit Pouliot (twice), Chris Kelly, Gregory Campbell, Brad Marchand, Zdeno Chara, Brian Rolston and Tyler Seguin.

On a side note, Phil Kessel is a minus-11 against the Bruins this year.