Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Will Middlebrooks, David Ortiz and Dustin Pedroia all hit home runs for the Red Sox as they totally unloaded on the pathetic Royals, scoring 11 runs. I dont care that it was against the Royals. If you score with the easy chick, its still counts as getting laid.
Want to hear something really bizarre? The Red Sox record is now 12-16. That is the exact same record they had last season after 28 games. Maybe its time for me to step away from the Tobin.