At approximately 2:10pm on Friday, the Boston Police Department first reported that Wally the Green Monster had been stolen/kidnapped.
At approxiamately 2:30pm a ransom note first surfaced:
Approxiamately twenty minutes after the ransom note first appeared, the Boston Police Department reported that Wally had been found, unharmed.
It should be noted that Josh Beckett was not traded. Also, according to BostonPDnews.com, "officers were informed by detectives the monster was located and was in the custody of an authorized Red Sox employee. No arrests have been made the case is closed."
Um...if this was some sort of publicity stunt, Im going to be wicked pissed. Stay tuned...