Carl Crawford Will Return Monday. I Dont Mean To Piss On His Return, But So What?

From SI.com:

Carl Crawford will make his return on Monday, against the Chicago White Sox, allowing Boston to field its projected starting outfield (Crawford, Ellsbury and rightfielder Cody Ross) for the first time this season. 

Big shit. The dude isnt even 100%. There are reports that he may need Tommy John surgery.  Last season when he was 100% he barely contributed.

The guy has been a huge waste of money and talent.  Im starting to wonder if this dude was sent here by the Tampon Bay Rays to infiltrate and destroy the Red Sox.  How else to you explain the disaster than has been Carl Crawford? 

Anyway, I dont mean to sound like a prick but I couldnt give two shits about Carl Crawford returning.   A crippled Carl Crawford is not going to be the savior on this team.  Anyone who thinks otherwise is probably wearing a pink hat and hums Sweet Caroline 23 hours a day.

Im not in the business of making predictions, but I predict the dude doesnt last more than 5 games before he goes back on the DL.  What a friggin waste.