Larry Lucchino Dressed Up As Jason Aldean For Halloween. I Shit You Not.


If Jason Aldean wasnt scheduled to play at Fenway Park this summer, do you think Larry would have dressed like him?  Yea, I didnt think so.  What a fraud.  Anyway, if he had a sense of humor,  he wouldnt dressed like Bobby Valentine.  Now that would have been friggin hilarious.


Heres All I Have To Say About Rajon Rondo's Clothesline On Dwyane Wade





Marc Savard Blames Heachaches On "NHL Bullshit." This Is So Friggin Sad.


Marc Savard tweeted this yesterday (real, not photoshopped).  First of all, I like the way he talks.  Second of all, he said what most players are probably thinking but cant say.   The NHLPA and owners have to get their thumbs out of their asses and start talking.  If it means locking yourself in a boardroom, then friggin do it.  Its friggin time.


Hey Lebron...




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It was the first game of the season.  Big shit.


VIDEO: Ray Allen Greets Kevin Garnett, Garnett Doesnt Even Acknowledge His Existence. That Was Friggin Awesome.



You know what pisses me off?  People are going to say that Ray Allen is a class act while Kevin Garnett was the dick in this situation.  Couldnt be further from the truth.

Would you shake hands with someone who you thought was loyal to you and would go to the end of the Earth with you but ran away because he was pissed at the GM?  Screw the passive aggressive bullshit.  Garnett should have kicked him in the balls for even approaching him.



Did I Just Get Bitchslapped By Devin McCourty?

So, the back story is that Devin McCourty shares a twitter account with his twin brother, Jason. Read on:


If Devin McCourty is pissy because I shat on him, then he has issues.  When you play for the Patriots and you dont do your friggin job, I am going to shit on you.  When you do your job, I wash your balls.  Its that simple.

If he wants a war, then Ill gladly draw the battle lines.  Either you are with Masshole Sports or you are with Devin McCourty...and I guarantee Ill win that war.  But Im not going to do that.  Ill just consider that a friendly bitch slap and move on.  Touche, D-Mac. Touche.


Heres All I Have To Say About Ray Allen



Its a damn shame, it really is.  The dude is a first ballot hall of famer and one of the NBA's all time greats.  Yet because he didnt like Danny Ainge dangling him as trade bait one time, he will also have the word douchebag (or insert any synonym for douchebag, really) attached to his name.

Why couldnt he just bury the hatchet and get over it?  Every player in the NBA has to deal with the trade rumors at some point in his career.  Yet Ray Allen felt the need to abandon the fans in Boston and run away like a little bitch....because his feeling were hurt.

It is a Goddamn shame.  And he deserves all the shit he has gotten since leaving, and will probably get for the rest of his career.


Rajon Rondo Is Pissa





Shit Goes Down Tonight At 8



The last game the Celtics played was game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Heat.  And as if the Celtics needed any more motivation to beat the Heat tonight, they have to watch these douchebags raise their banner and get their rings.

When I see Lebron James' shit eating grin tonight, the rage Im going to feel is going to be equal to the rage I feel when I cant change lanes on 93 North during rush hour.

Anyway, I dont care if the Celtics win this game, I really dont.   All I want is for Ray Allen to play like shit.  Thats it.  And if that makes me a bad fan, then so be it.


The "Experts" Have Celtics As A Top 4 Team In The NBA. Anyone Calling Them Old Needs To STFU.

You have to give Danny Ainge credit.  This offseason he accomplished three things:  he put together a deep bench, he didnt trade Rajon Rondo, and he re signed Kevin Garnett.  And because of that the Celtics are still considered an elite team in the NBA (well, that and the fact that Derek Rose is now damaged goods).

Danny Ainge did what Red Auerbach couldnt do back in the late 80s/early 90s...he basically rebuilt on the fly.  Any blowhard that calls the Celtics old or says their window is closing is full of shit and doesnt know what the hell they are talking about.  

Call me a homer if you want, but the Celtics have a shot this year.  They do.  And anyone who says they dont needs to STFU.


Douche



I want to see this man fail so badly.



Jared Sullinger Admits He Loves The Song "Party In The USA" By Miley Cyrus. I Shit You Not.

Celtics rookie Jared Sullinger is considered a power forward. He is 6'9" 264 lbs...and he loves a song that is popular with 12 year old girls.  I guess you have to respect the dudes balls.  Even if I did like that song, I wouldnt admit it.




Heres the video of Jared Sullinger and his Ohio State teammates singing Party In The USA.

This BBC Article Says Tom Brady Was “Imperious” And Shane Vereen “Duly Obliged.” They Talk Friggin Weird.


From BBC.co.uk (read this with a British accent or it wont make any sense):
In the sixth year that London has hosted an NFL regular season game, imperious Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw four touchdown passes. After a bright start, in which they scored on their opening possession, the Rams were repeatedly torn apart by New England's top-ranked offence.

New England, who boasted the NFL's best offence coming into the game, signalled their intent on their own opening drive.

The Rams, whose defence has improved considerably since last season, thought they had done enough to restrict the Pats to a field-goal attempt, but in typically bullish fashion coach Bill Belichick ordered his team to go for broke on fourth down.  Young running back Shane Vereen duly obliged, running into the endzone.

But John Hekker, instead of putting the ball down for Zuerlein to kick, picked it up and was still thinking about throwing a pass when he was gleefully swamped by the Patriots' alert defence. 

Duly obliged?  Gleefully swamped?  Could they make football seem any more snobby?  I guess they media still speaks the Queens English over there, huh? They have to change their tone.  This is football..not professional tea sipping.



Further Proof Nothing Can Stop This Friggin Team Right Now





So I Guess The Giants Won The World Series Last Night


Not that ESPN or anyone is talking about it (ESPN spent more time talking about the NY football Giants this morning),  but the San Fransisco Giants won the World Series last night and Marco Scutaro drove in the game winning run in the 10th inning.  Yes, THAT Marco Scutaro.

Good for him.  Imagine that....its gotten so bad around here that we're congratulating former players for winning championships.  Pathetic.


That Was Friggin Awesome. Im Not Going To Lie, I Experienced Multiple Sportsgasms


Typical soccer games are 1-0, maybe 1-1 if it’s an exciting game. The geezers in London watching the Patriots Rams game probably experienced a friggin sportsgasm of a lifetime. 45-7?  Damn.

(FYI, "geezer" is british slang for dude. Im not calling people of London old bastids, if that’s what you were thinking.)

Rob Gronkowski was in friggin beast mode. The dude had 2 touchdowns and 146 yards...and two of the most awesome touchdown dances we've ever seen.

After his first touchdown, the dude marched like a guard at Buckingham Palace and after his second touchdown, he swung his dick around like the long hand on Big Ben going round and round.

Tom Brady threw for 304 yards, 4 touchdowns and had a 131.1 rating.  Stevan Ridley ran for 127 yards and a touchdown.  The Patriots never turned the ball over and Tom Brady was never sacked.

This game was a text book bitch slapping.  Sure, it was all against the pathetic Rams, but the last time I checked the Rams are an NFL team and this counts as a win.  Anyone who tries to cheapen this win because it was against the Rams needs to shut the fuck up.

And for the first time in a long time, I didnt bitch about the secondary in the fourth quarter.  I didnt have to.  Christ, the Patriots were up by 31 points at the end of the third.  And Im not bragging, but in my pre game analysis on Friday, I kinda said that the Patriots would be up by at least 20 points going into the fourth.

The Patriots are now at the halfway point of the season and are 5-3.  And if not for the fake refs, they'd be 6-1 right now--remember the phantom holding call on Gronkowski in the Cardinals game and the field goal that wasnt really a field goal in the Ravens game...but I digress.

Anyway, so this part of their schedule is as soft as babies shit.  Their next four games are against the Bills, Colts, Jets and Dolphins.

November is going to be friggin awesome.


VIDEO: Gronkowski Scores Touchdown, Does London March. This Dude Is Friggin Pissa.

Watch Rob Gronkowski score a touchdown and march like a guard at Buckingham Palace.  After the game he told reporters it was a tribute to, "that little nutcracker dude that's guarding the house." Gronkowski is friggin pissa.





Stevan Ridley Was In Friggin Beast Mode On Sunday


Stevan Ridley was in friggin beast mode on Sunday.  He was running dudes over and in the end, he had 127 yards on 15 carries and a touchdown.  I dont think Im understating the fact that this guy is a game changer.  The Patriots are now 4-0 when he runs for over 100 yards.



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Finally, There Is Order In The Universe





Theres Only One Man On This Planet Who Has The Balls To Wear A Hoodie With Cut Off Sleeves Over A Dress Shirt...And Earmuffs.


And this is why I friggin love Bill Belichick.  He has no problem telling the world to fuck off.  I wish I had his balls.


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Yet Another Roundhouse Kick To The Balls. NHL To Cancel Winter Classic And All Star Game.


I am getting so sick of talking about this friggin lockout.  It is nothing but bad news.  Today, the NHL owners told fans to fuck off yet again, announcing that all games in November have been cancelled.  And they reportedly will announce Monday the cancellations of the Winter Classic and All Star Game, which were scheduled for January 1st and 27th respectively.



I wish they would just put us out of our friggin misery. Just come out and tell us that the season has been cancelled.  This slow, painful death is too much.  I cant take these weekly roundhouse kicks to the balls anymore.