Sunday, October 28, 2012
Typical soccer games are 1-0, maybe 1-1 if it’s an exciting game. The geezers in London watching the Patriots Rams game probably experienced a friggin sportsgasm of a lifetime. 45-7? Damn.
(FYI, "geezer" is british slang for dude. Im not calling people of London old bastids, if that’s what you were thinking.)
Rob Gronkowski was in friggin beast mode. The dude had 2 touchdowns and 146 yards...and two of the most awesome touchdown dances we've ever seen.
After his first touchdown, the dude marched like a guard at Buckingham Palace and after his second touchdown, he swung his dick around like the long hand on Big Ben going round and round.
Tom Brady threw for 304 yards, 4 touchdowns and had a 131.1 rating. Stevan Ridley ran for 127 yards and a touchdown. The Patriots never turned the ball over and Tom Brady was never sacked.
This game was a text book bitch slapping. Sure, it was all against the pathetic Rams, but the last time I checked the Rams are an NFL team and this counts as a win. Anyone who tries to cheapen this win because it was against the Rams needs to shut the fuck up.
And for the first time in a long time, I didnt bitch about the secondary in the fourth quarter. I didnt have to. Christ, the Patriots were up by 31 points at the end of the third. And Im not bragging, but in my pre game analysis on Friday, I kinda said that the Patriots would be up by at least 20 points going into the fourth.
The Patriots are now at the halfway point of the season and are 5-3. And if not for the fake refs, they'd be 6-1 right now--remember the phantom holding call on Gronkowski in the Cardinals game and the field goal that wasnt really a field goal in the Ravens game...but I digress.
Anyway, so this part of their schedule is as soft as babies shit. Their next four games are against the Bills, Colts, Jets and Dolphins.
November is going to be friggin awesome.