Tuesday, October 23, 2012
What A Kick In The Dick. Former Red Sox Marco Scutaro Is Named NLCS MVP. Why Cant We Get Players Like This?
Old friend Marco Scutaro went 14 for 28 in the NLCS. Yes, that comes out to a .500 batting average. He scored six runs, had a .533 on base percentage and a .607 slugging percentage. Marco Scutaro.
Dont get me wrong, Im happy for the dude. He's 36 years old, has been in the league 11 years and has never played in a World Series. But shit, when he was here in 2010 and 2011 he was just another mediocre middle infielder. Now he's a playoff hero? How the frig does that happen?
Hmmm...so an aging baseball player goes to San Francisco and put up Godly numbers. Hmmm.
Anyway, I dont mean to kick you in the dick and the balls, but the Red Sox traded Scutaro to the Rockies last offseason for Clay Mortenson. Do you know what Clay Mortenson did for the Red Sox last season? Me neither.