FINAL: Red Sox 8 Astros 4. The Red Sox Have Major League Baseball By The Balls Right Now.

Felix Doubront looked shaky in the first inning, allowing 2 runs, but the Red Sox overcame that and beat the team with a lower payroll than Alex Rodriquez by a final of 8-4.

David Ortiz went 2 for 3 with 3 RBI and continues to tear the shit out the ball.  He is now batting .519 on the season.  Holy shit, no one saw this coming.

Despite the fact that the Red Sox are currently playing without a short stop in the lineup, they currently have the best record in all of MLB.  And if the Red Sox win on Sunday, they will tie a team record for the most wins in the month of April.  Jesus H Christ, what a difference a year makes. 

On a side note, how the frig is Daniel Bard not stocking shelves at a super market somewhere right now?  He came on in the eight inning and walked two batters on nine pitches.  Thankfully, they won despite him.  But I just dont understand why this organization thinks he has anything left.

Well, maybe they keep him around so people like me have something to bitch about.