Here Are The Keys To The Bruins Penguins Series





Catching Up With Henrik Lundqvist (aka "the best goalie in the world")



"Best goalie in the world" my ass.




Its Amazing How All The Sidney Crosby Ball Washers Conveniently Ignore This One Fact

Thats right. Its not Sidney Crosby's mug an top of the leader board. The dude's name is David Krejci.  Penguins fans better learn his name and the sports talk radio blowhard in that town better be taught the proper pronunciation (if you're reading this, its DAY-vid KRAY-chee).

These people in Pittsburgh need to get their collective heads out of their asses and realize that, first of all, Crosby isnt even leading the NHL in scoring these playoffs and secondly, he will be facing a friggin beast in Zdeno Chara.

The Penguins have nothing than can stop Krejci. Nothing.  The Rangers didnt and the Maple Leafs sure as hell didnt.





You're Never Too Young To Be A Massholes



This kid has the coolest dad ever.




This Might Be The Best "Crosby Is A Pussy" Sign Of All Time


I really, really hope this lady shows up to at least one game this series.





In Honor Of The Red Sox Playing The Yankees This Weekend, Here Are Videos Of Yankees Fans Getting Hit In The Face With Foul Balls.


This has become a bit of a Masshole Sports tradition.  Anytime the Red Sox play the Yankees, I post these videos of Yankees fans getting hit in the face with foul balls for your enjoyment.

So, in honor of the Red Sox playing the Yankees for a three game series this weekend, here they are again.  Yankees fans getting hit in the face with foul balls.  Enjoy.
 

Watch this douchebag talking on his cell phone when the ball bounces and hits him directly in the face.  Sucks to be him.






This dude reaches for the ball and just flat out misses.  Friggin loser.






In this classic, the lady holding the camera gets hit in the head. Unfortunately, you cant see it...but you can hear it.






This dude had his glove on and appears to be ready for the ball yet decides to try and catch it with his face.  Bonus points on this one for the blood at the end.





If she wasnt a Yankees fan, Id say "poor lady."  But she is...so I wont.






In this one, the ball gets deflected and the poor bastid never had a chance.











FINAL: Red Sox 9 Phillies 2


Well, we didnt have to see Jonathan Papelbon's ugly face again. The Red Sox gave the Phillies a nice swift kick in the balls last night, winning 9-2. Jacoby Ellsbury was the story. The dude got on base five times and stole five bases. He made the Phillies look like real assholes.

Ellsbury is now leading the majors in stolen bases and has reached base in 10 consecutive games.  He is hitting .400 in that span.

Somewhere, his agent Scott Boras has a pants tent. If you've been living under a rock and didnt know, Ellsbury is a free agent at the end of the season and most likely wont re-sign with the Red Sox.  His agent is a real dickhead.  So, lets just enjoy the ride until Jackie Bradley Jr takes over in center next year.

Anyway, the Red Sox are now in sole possession of first place in the AL East, with a two game lead over the Yankees. That's pissa.  The Sox now head to New York this weekend and have a chance to really bury those overachieving pricks.  Jon Lester will be pitching against CC Sabathia tonight. It should be a good one.




Penguins Are Selling Ulf Samuelsson Shirts As Part Of Their "Legends Line." That Is Such Bullshit.

photo via SportingNews

Ill keep this simple: Ulf Samuelsson was a piece of shit.

Penguins fans will say that he was just an agitator who played a very physical game but thats only partly true.  The reality is, he was a dirty player who didnt fight and was the kind of dick who would bait the other teams more talented players into taking penalties.  That is not an honorable way to play the game.

When you look back at a dudes career and realizing that he was nothing more than a pussy who annoyed people, you cant call him a legend.  This guy should not be celebrated.  Anyone with a hockey IQ above zero knows this.

But how many Penguins fans have a hockey IQ above zero anyway?  They are stupid enough to think that Tomas Vokoun is going to outplay Tuukka Rask and bring them a Stanley Cup this year. 

Anyway, here is Cam Neely verbally ripping Ulf Samuelsson a new asshole:







A Bar In Pittsburgh Is Refusing To Sell Sam Adams During Conference Finals. As If We Give A Shit.

via Facebook

A bar in Pittsburgh called Howlers Coyote Cafe is refusing to sell any Boston beer during the Eastern Conference Finals.

Real cute.  As if the people of Boston really give a shit.  All these morons are doing is depriving the people of Pittsburgh good beer.  But the owner is probably sitting in his shitty house in Pittsburgh laughing his ass off thinking he is doing the people of Pittsburgh a favor.

If he wanted to do them a favor, he would relocate the entire population out of that shithole and into a real sports town.  I mean, their teams are so hard to root for.  Their football team is anchored by a rapist and their hockey team is lead by one of the biggest prima donna's in all of sport.  On top of that, they dont have a basketball team or a baseball team (the Pirates dont count).

Now they are being deprived of real beer.  Poor bastids.





FINAL: Red Sox 3 Phillies 4



Um...Daniel Nava hit his seventh home run of the season, tying his career high.  Other than that, this game sucked.




Four Days After His Team Was Eliminated By The Bruins, John Tortorella Can Officially File For Unemployment



From NYRangers.com:
The Rangers announced on Wednesday afternoon that John Tortorella has been relieved of his duties as the team's head coach. Named the 34th head coach in franchise history on February 23, 2009 when he replaced Tom Renney, Tortorella coached 319 regular season games with the Blueshirts, posting an all-time record of 171-118-1-29.

Like I said before, the Rangers were basically one Tuukka Rask butt stumble away from getting swept by the Bruins. That is unacceptable for a team who finished with the best record in the Eastern Conference last season and was two wins away from making it to the Stanley Cup Finals.

So in the end, John Tortorella was the scapegoat...and rightfully so. 

In that series with the Bruins, the Rangers played with their thumbs up their collective asses and relied on Henrik Lundqvist to win the series for them.  Thats not how you win a series in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  Im really surprised John Tortorella couldnt figure that out sooner.

I mean, it took him until game four to bench Brad Richards.  He basically let his players play like shit for three games before making a bold move.  You dont do that and expect to keep your job.

Anyway, this isn’t a Rangers blog so Im not going to dissect and analyze.  I frankly dont give two shits about that team.

Now just for shits and giggles, here is a video of an official yelling, "thats enough, fuck you" at John Tortorella  Enjoy:






I Guess I Wasnt Too Far Off When I Called John Tortorella A Prick.








Im Dont Mean To Toot My Own Horn But I Saw This Coming A Mile Away.

Did I call it or what?  I tweeted this Sunday morning:







REPORT: Dustin Pedroia Has Been Playing With A Completely Torn Ligament In His Thumb All Season...And Hasnt Missed A Game.


From the Boston Herald:
Pedroia did not make the best baseball decision of his career in the ninth inning of Opening Day on April 1 at Yankee Stadium, where he slid headfirst into first base in the ninth inning with the Red Sox up by six runs. He jammed his thumb on the bag and the next day had an MRI. Pedroia said he was told he had a complete tear of the UCL.
The Red Sox played Game No. 53 last night. Same with Dustin Pedroia.

Given what we now know about what Pedroia has been dealing with since the first game of the season — a complete tear of the ulnar collateral ligament in his left thumb — last night could have been Game No. 2 for Pedroia.

For most players, it would have been and should have been No. 2. A torn UCL in the thumb takes about eight weeks to heal.

Dustin Pedroia has the biggest balls of them all.  I mean, who the frig does that?  Who completely tears a ligament in their thumb and doesnt miss a game or go on the DL?  Dustin Pedroia is the definition of Grit & Balls

Despite playing injured all season, the dude is having a great year.  As of right now, he is batting .332, is tied for third in the AL in hits and has an an OBP of .422.  And he has been playing Gold Glove caliber defense.

Seriously, its time to change those silly Chuck Norris facts with Dustin Pedroia facts.  Ill start:
  • There is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals Dustin Pedroia allows to live. 
  • Dustin Pedroia can slam a revolving door.
  • Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Dustin Pedroia stories.
  • Dustin Pedroia has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.  The bear isnt dead...its just afraid to move.




FINAL: Red Sox 1 Phillies 3



Ryan Dempster pitched pretty well, giving up just 2 earned runs and 6 hits over 7 innings.  But Cliff Lee was better.  And seeing Papelbon come in and close out the game just reminded me of how much of a shit show the Red Sox closer situation has been all season.

That game just sucked.






Papelbon Says He Would Pitch For Red Sox Again…Yet He Put Red Sox On The “No-Trade List” In His Contract. This Dude Is Such A Bullshit Artist.


From WEEI.com:
According to a major league source, Jonathan Papelbon has the Red Sox as one of the eight teams on his no-trade list. While Papelbon wouldn’t comment on his no-trade clause, the Philadelphia closer wouldn’t rule out one day pitching in Boston again.

“Yeah, I could see myself in Boston,” he told WEEI.com.

Don’t get me wrong, Im not pissed at Papelbon for leaving the Red Sox.  If anything, Im pissed at the Red Sox for not giving the dude his money.  But thats another story for another day.

What's pissing me off today is that Papelbon is such a phony.  I mean, the dude is a Grade A bullshit artist.  He was asked by the media if he would ever pitch for the Red Sox again and, instead of being honest and telling them that they were on his "no-trade list," he gave them a bullshit line about how he can see himself pitching for the Red Sox again.

Jesus Christ, grow a pair of balls.  He probably doesnt want his legacy in this town to be about how he didnt like pitching here, how he bolted town at the first chance he got then including the Red Sox on his "no-trade list."  But come on, sometimes you just have to strap a pair on and face the music.  Throwing a bunch of bullshit cliches at reporters just makes you look like even more of a dick.




Alfredo Aceves Has Been Sent Back To Pawtucket. See, I Told You He Sucked.



So in the end, the Red Sox used Alfredo Aceves like a dirty whore. They needed a spot start out of someone, so they tossed him out there hoping he would survive against a shitty Phillies team and he did. Then, literally a day later, they buried him back in the minors. Good.

And for all you thinking that he pitched well on Monday night, well even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. This dude sucks.

He and Bobby Valentine were the reasons 2012 was such a shit show and, as far as Im concerned, he should never show his face in this town again...just like Bobby Valentine.  And whenever his ugly mug does show up around here, Ill be sure to shit all over it. 

Mission accomplished this go-round.




How Can I Shit On Sidney Crosby Today. Um...He Was Once Voted The NHL's "Biggest Whiner" In A Players Poll. I Shit You Not.

See, Im not just some chest thumping Masshole who thinks Sidney Crosby is a pussy, a diver and a whiner because he is playing against my team. NHL players were polled and 52% feel the same exact way I do.







The NHL Hasnt Officially Released The Eastern Conference Finals Schedule Yet, But...



There are "multiple reports" suggesting it will begin Saturday.  By multiple reports, I mean a Canadian tv executive opened his big mouth and word spread on twitter yesterday like a rumor in junior high school.  So, Im running with it because I believe everything I read on the internet.





FINAL: Red Sox 9 Phillies 3



Boy don’t I look like a dick right now. I spent most of the day Monday bitching about how much Alfredo Aceves sucked and the dude came out and only allows one run in six innings.

It was against the Phillies, who suck this year, so you have to take it with a grain of salt. Im convinced that if Clay Buchholz was pitching, he would have thrown a no-hitter. But Aceves did only give up one run over six innings, so the dude does deserve a a nice golf clap.

Anyway, the Red Sox scored 6 runs in the first three innings and knocked Phillies starter Tyler Cloyd out of the game before the dude could finish the third inning. Mike Napoli and Dustin Pedroia each homered in the first inning. Cloyd ended up giving up 6 earned runs in 2.1 innings of work. Sucks to be him.

The Red Sox have now won four straight and are all alone on top of the AL East. Pissa.




VIDEO: Heres A Sidney Crosby Diving Compilation That Puts The Canadiens To Shame.

And you thought the Canadiens were bad? Watch this bullshit:







Milan Lucic Compared Penguins To The Miami Heat And Sidney Crosby Took It As A Compliment. What A Douche.

When Milan Lucic compared the Penguins to the Heat, he was basically calling them a team of cocky superstars who have a sense of entitlement, the officials on their side and the national media humping their leg nightly. Yet for some reason, Sidney Crosby thinks it was a compliment.



Do you think maybe Crosby is so big of a douche that he doenst even know he is a douche.  I mean, this is the guy who convinced Jarome Iginla to nix the deal to the Bruins after it was already agreed upon.  You must admit, that is the height of douchebaggery.

And this is the guy who bitches and moans to the officials more than anyone Ive ever seen in all my years of watching hockey.

He is also second in the NHL in playoff scoring this year behind David Krejci, yet the people of Pittsburgh think he is the kings shit while David Krejci is a nobody, which kinda makes Penguins fans super douchey too.  But I digress.




Majority Of Rangers Fans Want Tortorella Fired, GM Fired And The Owner To Sell The Team. I Guess A Bitch Slapping By The Bruins Will Do That To An Organization.

Here are the current results of a NY Daily News poll called "keep em or dump em:"







Hey, I guess a second round bitch slapping by the Bruins will do this to an organization.

I mean, the Rangers had high hopes after beating the Capitals in the first round.  They had "the best goalie in the world" playing for them.  They had a coach who allegedly knew how to push all the right buttons.

Then came the Bruins.  And the Rangers got treated like the bitches they really are.  They got manhandled in every aspect of the game and only avoided a sweep because of a Tuukka Rask butt stumble.

Now fans want the organization dismantled and sold.  Boy, it must sucks being a Rangers fan today.

By the way, the poll is still live if you want to vote (Vote here).





Alfredo Aceves Will Start In Place Of Clay Buchholz Tonight. This Has Got To Be A Friggin Joke.


Clay Buchholz has irritation in his right AC joint and some genius in the Red Sox front office thought it was a good idea to give Alfredo Aceves another shot at starting.  Yes, Alfredo "Fucken" Aceves.

The guy who has an 8.20 era this season.  The guy who, in his last start, allowed 7 earned runs in 3.1 innings.  The guy who is holding opponents to a .325 batting average this year.  And the guy who, on top of everything I just said, is a wicked big asshole.

Remember, after his last start (the one in which he gave up 7 earned runs in 3.1 innings and the Red Sox ended up losing 13-0) he infamously blamed the Red Sox offense asking, "Why didnt they hit?"

He was optioned to Pawtucket the next day and John Farrell went out of his way to say that the demotion was solely "performance based."  Yea, ok.  You cant bullshit a bullshitter.  They sent him down because the guy is an asshole who pitches when he wants to pitch but most of the time just stands on the mound with his dick in his hand.

The dude has a serious attitude problem and probably a personality disorder too.  He does not deserve to be in the big leagues, never mind start for the Boston Red Sox.

Just the idea of Alfredo Aceves standing on the mound come first pitch Monday night pisses me off.  I mean, there is a really good chance that he shits all over our Memorial Day.  And what pisses me off even more is that he probably wont even care.




FINAL: Red Sox 6 Indians 5


Jacoby Ellsbury hit the game-winning double with two outs in the bottom of the ninth and the Red Sox ended up taking 3 of 4 from the former AL Central leading Indians.  Thats right, coming into the series with the Red Sox, the Indians were in first place in the AL Central. Not anymore.

Stephen Drew scored 3 runs, going 3 for 4 with a single, double and triple.   He also stole a base.  I took him off my shit list after he hit a grand slam in the 9-2 ass pounding of the Rays a few weeks ago. Its safe to say this dude is firmly off my shit list.

Anyway, the Red Sox now have 31 wins on the season.  Only two teams in MLB have more wins that the Red Sox right now--the Rangers and Cardinals.  Pissa.

The Phillies and their sub .500 record come to Fenway for two, starting Monday.




FINAL: Bruins 3 Rangers 1


The bottom line is the Bruins have better forwards, better defensemen, better goaltending, and were better coached.  Its that simple.

John Tortorella couldnt get his players to show up, Henrik Lundqvist isnt as good as people think and if Tuukka Rask hadnt fallen on his ass in Game 4, the Bruins would have swept.

Yawn...on to the next round.





I Would Congratulate The Rangers On A Series Well Played But They Played Like Shit. So Instead Ill Just Say This...



The bottom line is the Bruins have better forwards, better defensemen, better goaltending, and were better coached. Its that simple.

John Tortorella couldnt get his players to show up, Henrik Lundqvist isnt as good as people think and if Tuukka Rask hadnt fallen on his ass in Game 4, the Bruins would have swept.

Yawn...on to the next round.




So In The End, The Bruins Won The Game, The Series And The Dick Measuring Contest

The Bruins fourth line friggin owned this series. This picture basically sums up the entire series.







So About That Lundqvist Guy








And They Said It Was Going To Be Too Shitty To BBQ This Weekend

via IanTheCrusher

Have a great Memorial Day Weekend, Massholes.




Well, We Didnt Get To See Derek Dorsett Get His Ass Kicked, But At Least We Got This

I really wanted to see Thornton use his face as a punching bag, but Ill settle for this.







Are You Ready To Laugh Your Balls Off? The EA Sports Simulator Had The Rangers Winning The Stanley Cup.


This is from EASports.com (April 19th, 2013):
Today, EA SPORTS named the New York Rangers as their official prediction for the 2013 Stanley Cup Champion using EA SPORTS NHL®’s simulation engine. 

The New York Rangers win their fifth Stanley Cup in franchise history and their first since the 1993-94 season, defeating the Chicago Blackhawks in six games. 

New York Forward Brad Richards was dominant throughout the Playoffs, tallying 24 points to lead all players in scoring. Lundqvist had a 16-8 record with a 1.89 GAA and a .917 Sv%, including 2 shutouts

Video games are friggin stupid.






Just A Reminder, Here's How The Experts At ESPN Boston Predicted The Bruins Rangers Series.








I Have A Message For All The Rangers Fans Out There



So the Rangers won one game.  Big shit.  They can give themselves a nice golf clap today and embrace for the wrath of 17,565 rabid Massholes on Saturday.  I cant friggin wait for that game.




I Think I Found The Only Shitstain In This Town Happy That The Bruins Lost



Comparing Tuukka Rask falling on his ass to Bill Buckner letting the ball roll between his legs is a dick move.  It really is.  I swear, this douchebag is rooting for the Bruins to lose this series.

Remember, Shaughnessy is the guy who invented the phrase "Curse of the Bambino" and wrote a book about it--and made a lot of money selling a horseshit curse.  I wouldnt doubt it if he has already started writing a book about the collapse of 2013 in an attempt to turn the Bruins into the loveable losers in this town. 

Maybe he'll call it, "The Curse of Tim Thomas."  No, he'll get more creative than that.  Maybe, "The Ghost of Michael Ryder."  Ill stop now.  Im sure Little Orphan Annie will surprise us with a gem of a title.

Seriously though, if the Bruins lose, his ugly mug will be all over place rehashing the past collapses in this town and he will have a shit eating grin on his face doing it.  For the sake of Bruins fans everywhere, this team need to end this series and end it soon.





FINAL: Bruins 3 Rangers 4



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One More Thing About That Game...



But seriously, anyone who compares this series to the Flyers series in 2010 needs to be punched in the face. David Krecji dislocated his wrist in Game 3 of that series and didn’t play again. And that was the turning point.  That changed everything.

This year is nothing like 2010. Nothing.  Only an asshole would compare this series to the 2010 Flyers series.  It is lazy, irresponsible douchebaggery (yes douchebaggery, not journalism)

If Tuukka Rask didnt fall down, we'd be talking about how a sucky team put up a good fight and still got swept.  That was not a series changing play.  The only people calling that a series changing play are the yahoos in New York who think they are the kings shit.  I wouldnt expect any less from those arrogant pricks.




VIDEO: Linesman Says "Thats Enough. Fuck You" To John Tortorella And The Microphone Picks It Up. Thank You CNBC.

Listen to a linesman yell "fuck you" at John Tortorella.  Im not sure which official said it, but I would really like to shake his hand and buy him a beer.







Keep It Classy, New York





Hey, I Wasnt The Only One Ignoring The Red Sox Last Night

This was the grounds crew at Fenway Park last night.



Now I dont feel so bad.




Rangers Fans Are Funny When Theyre Pissed Off






Henrik Lundqvist Says Bruins Are Up 3-0 Because Of "Lucky Bounces." I Shit You Not.



From ESPN Boston:
"I've looked at a few games, and they definitely got some lucky bounces," Lundqvist said Thursday morning. "Last game I blame the loss on lucky bounces. They go hard to the net, that's what they do," Lundqvist said. "That's how they've played. They put pucks on the net, and they create chances from rebounds and screens and deflections."

So the Bruins have "lucked" themselves to a 3-0 series lead?  Give me a friggin break.  I know he wasnt born there, but this guy is starting to sound like every other arrogant, self-absorbed, obnoxious New Yorker.

He wont give credit where credit is due and is treating the Bruins like they are a bunch of assholes who dont deserve to be up 3-0.  Keep it classy, Henrik.

The bottom line is the Bruins have been playing a full 60 minutes every game and there are times when his team plays like they just dont give a shit. 

Hell, the Maple Leafs put up more of a fight than these clowns.

Daniel Paille beat his defenseman to the net and kocked in a rebound that Tuukka Rask wouldve pounced on. Thats not luck. Thats a result of hard work, hustle and determination. Calling it anything other than that is just ignorant.

This guy is on a sinking ship and is kicking and screaming like a little bitch on the way down.  Rangers fans must be so proud.





I Know Its Supposed To Be All About The Rangers Right Now, But Really Its Never Too Late To Shit On Toronto.








FINAL: Red Sox 6 White Sox 2



Clay Buchholz didnt even pitch his best game of the season last night and still only allowed 1 earned run over 7 innings.  This dude is absolutely filthy.  Im sure somewhere Dirk Hayhurst is shaking his head (thats the douche who accused Buchholz of cheating).

Anyway, so the Red Sox avoided getting swept by the White Sox and went 6-3 on the road trip.  Im not going to call the road trip pissa but Ill be honest, 6-3 is a pretty damn good road trip.




Because I Feel Like Being A Ball Buster, Here Is How The Experts At ESPN Boston Predicted The Bruins Rangers Series

So, the Bruins have absolutely dominated the Rangers in this series and have a chance to sweep the tonight. Here is how the experts at ESPN Boston predicted the series. The Rangers made some of them look like real dicks.








I Guess Denial Isnt Just A River In Egypt







Tweet Of The Night

This was tweeted at 7:41pm last night:


Yea, howd that work out?  If I may quote the great Bill Belichick, "stats are for losers."






VIDEO: Tuukka Rask Says "Are You Fuckin Serious?" To Reporter Who Touches His Shit During Interview. You Just Cannot Fuck With Rask This Time Of Year.

This is just further proof that you do not fuck with Tuukka Rask this time of year.  On a side note, I love his poise and composure. The dude just keeps on answering questions.





By the way, that reminded me of a scene from a certain movie:





Just A Friendly Reminder






FINAL: Bruins 2 Rangers 1


Henrik Lundqvist got beat by the Bruins fourth line in a game that the Rangers had to win. And that is friggin awesome.

Shawn Thornton had 2 assists, Gregory Campbell had an assist and Danielle Paille had a goal and an assist, including the game winner.  That is just pissa.

Seriously, I think its time for people to stop using the phrase “world class goalie” and Henrik Lundqvist in the same sentence. A “world-class” goalie would have stolen this game. Lundqvist has shown me nothing to prove he is anything more than a middle of the pack goalie in this league.

I am getting so sick of the ball washing.  His team was the #6 seed for Christ’s sake. If he didn’t have the words “Vezina winner” on his resume, he wouldn’t even have been talked about in this series.

While Im off on that tangent, Rick Nash sucks, Brad Richards sucks, Carl Hagelin sucks, Dan Girardi sucks, John Tortorella is overrated and Derek Dorsett is a pussy.

Anyway, so the Bruins are now up 3-0 to these bitches from New York.  That is fucken awesome.

And this is not 2010.  There is no need to feel insecure about this series lead.  The Bruins have now played three consecutive games of balls to the wall hockey and the Rangers have looked flat to the point that Im convinced they are trying to get Tortorella fired.  They are 0 for 10 on the power play in this series.  That isnt normal.

The only way the Rangers win this series is by an act of God.  Jesus may save but I can confidently say that he's not going to strap on a pair of skates and help the Rangers with their power play or take over for Lundqvist and stop pucks.





These Are What Big Bad Bruins Look Like




The Bergeron gash was a result of a face to face collision and Zdeno Chara got a high stick in the face, which by the way none of the on ice officials saw so wasnt called for a penalty.

For the record, neither of these guys went to the locker room for repairs.  Hell, neither of them even missed a shift.

This is what a pussy looks like: