The Red Sox May Have Lost Last Night, But It Was Still A Great Friggin Night.






Let me start with the Penguins.  It appears the Penguins are all done.  Sure, the series is only tied up 2-2, but their goalie absolutely sucks.  Marc-Andre-Fleury has now allowed 14 goals in the last three games...to the friggin New York Islanders.  And Sidney Crosby cant score 6 goals a game.  Thats not going to happen.

Put a fork in them, theyre done.  The only way the Penguins win this series is if the officials get orders from Gary Bettman and start calling phantom penalties (which I actually wouldnt put past the crooked bastid).

The Canadiens are down 3-1 in their series.  You can put a fork in those pricks too.

It seems as though the stars are aligning for the Bruins.  See, if the Penguins and Canadiens each get knocked out of the playoffs in the first round, that means the Islanders would be the lowest remaining seed and would play the Capitals in the second round, which would mean the Bruins would face the Senators in the second round.  And the Bruins friggin owned the Senators this season.

If all these things fall into place, we're looking at the Bruins cruising to the Eastern Conference Finals.  But hey, if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle.