Sports Illustrated Has Written Alex Rodriguez's Obituary And It Reads, "Nothing Dies Pretty." Sucks To Be Him.

Lets be serious. Alex Rodriguez will probably never be on the cover of Sports Illustrated again. This is it. This is his "fall from grace" article and its basically his sports obituary...and the subtitle reads, "nothing dies pretty." Seems fitting.

Now I just wish Bud Selig would hurry up and suspend the asshole. Im getting sick of hearing about him. Selig needs to either take a shit or get off the toilet.