How The Hell Is Today Not A State Holiday?

Yes, today is Tom Brady's birthday.  He turns 36 today.  And I will fight anyone who disagrees with the above statements.

Seriously, all he needs is one more Super Bowl win and the critics will have no choice but to shut the hell up.  The assholes out there will say that he has been to five Super Bowls and "only" won if that is some sort of blemish.  They will say that Eli Manning beat him twice.  They will say a lot of stupid shit.  They can screw.

Im not going to waste my time and rattle off a bunch of stats.  It simply comes down to this:  if Tom Brady were to quit football today, he would be know as the best quarterback to ever play the game.  Period.