According To The Stats Nerds, The Red Sox Have A 99.9% Of Making The Playoffs This Season.

According to, the Red Sox have a 99.9% chance of making the playoffs:

Dont shoot me, Im just the messenger.  Believe me if, by some act of God, the Red Sox dont make the post season, Im unleashing all my hate, anger and frustration on the stat nerds at  They're taking the heat if the shit hits the fan.