Roger Clemens May Or May Not Have Been Hired To Appear At Some Lady's Birthday Party This Past Weekend. How Friggin Pathetic Is His Life?

From BustedCoverage:
What was Roger Clemens up to this weekend? Oh, not much besides singing Wild Cherry’s classic “Play that funky music” at a party Saturday night in Houston. What kind of party was this? We’ll let @NickyGNYC explain the situation.

"I’m in Houston at a friends bday party Clemens was a birthday present from one of his friends! Great night man he hung out for 2 1/2 hours!"

I hope that means what it sounds like it means: Roger was hired to hang at a birthday party at Houston’s Hotel Derek.

Now I understand why Roger Clemens is so desperate to get into the Hall of Fame.  If he doesnt clear his name and get in, his life going forward is basically going to be a series of pathetic appearances at stupid birthday parties and weddings.

If he does get into the Hall of Fame, at least he can make appearances at card shows and other baseball related events and walk off into the sunset with some dignity.