This Is The Front Page Of The St. Louis Post-Dispatch Today. That's Pretty Ballsy Of Them.

So, the implication is that Will Middlebrooks' legs obstructed Allen Craig?  Thats funny.  The dude actually tripped over Middlebrooks' mid section.  Nice try, assholes.

If Allen Craig were given some CIA truth syrup, I guarantee he would tell us that he kinda sorta intentionally fell on Middlebrooks, knowing that he may get the obstruction call.  And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.  Dont hold your breath.