Jacoby Ellsbury's Wife Follows Me On Twitter. In Related News, Jacoby Ellsbury's Wife Needs To Stop Following Me On Twitter Right The Fuck Now.


This lady needs to click "unfollow" now.  One of the perks of being on the Red Sox is getting to read about yourself (or your husband) on Masshole Sports.  Well, that ends after today.  This lady needs to go find a Yankee blogger who does what I do.  She wont.  And she will quickly realize New York sucks and her husband never should have left this town.

Anyway, the tweet has been sent: