Jerod Mayo Is Now Selling His Own Line Of Mayo. No, This Is Not From The Onion.

New England Patriots linebacker Jerod Mayo is getting into the mayonnaise business, releasing a line of “gourmet” mayo-based condiments. The “All-Pro” mayonnaise comes in three fitting flavors: Kickin’ Buffalo, Bruisin’ Bacon, Curshin’ Chipotle.

Mayo plans to donate a portion of his proceeds from his “All-Pro Mayo” to Boston Medical Center.

So, that happened.