REPORT: Massachusetts Ranks 2nd In "Residents Least Likely To Curse." Surveys Like This Really Piss Me Off.

The company Marchex examined more than 600,000 phone calls over a 12 month-period. Researchers looked at calls placed by consumers to businesses across 30 industries, including cable and satellite companies, auto dealerships and pest control centers. They then scanned for curse words and matched them to the state from where the calls were placed.

The state less likely to drop the f-bomb or some other curse word? Washington. People there cursed once in about every 300 conversations. Massachusetts, Arizona, Texas and Virginia rounded out the top five of what Marchex dubbed the “goody two-shoes” category.

Whoever conducted this study is so full of shit.  They've probably never even been to this state yet have the balls to call us pussies based on phone calls made to cable companies?  Fuck that.

Listen to the nerd who conducted the research spew his bullshit: