While You Were Out Last Night Getting Drunk, The Red Sox Made A Major Signing.

Mike Napoli has reportedly re-signed with the Red Sox for two years and $32 million.  Honestly, I couldnt care less about Jacoby Ellsbury leaving--the guy is a pussy and a bit overrated--but I would have been ripshit had the Red Sox not re-signed Napoli.

This guy is a gamer, he produces and he has all the intangibles.  This is a great friggin move.  On a side note, if the Red Sox do have a press conference to announce this re-signing, I really hope Napoli  shows up shirtless.