Apparently Russians Dont Want Men To Piss Standing Up Or To Fish in Their Toilets. Communism Sucks.

This is an actual sign in a bathroom in Sochi:

via @SebToots

I understand not wanting people to go fishing for shit or to take upper deckers (you know, when you take a shit in the top portion of the toilet).  But men can't even piss standing up?  Damn communism sucks.