How The Hell Did David Ortiz's Selfie With Barack Obama Not Break Ellen's Record For Most Retweets?

via @DavidOrtiz

Ellen DeGeneres' stupid selfie with a bunch of obnoxious "movie stars" got over 3 million retweets. How is it that David Ortiz, the greatest designated hitter in the history of Major League Baseball and three-time World Series Champion, takes a selfie with the president of the United States and it gets a mere 35,888? People suck.