Here Are The Keys To The Patriots Bills Game

My official prediction:  I don't give a shit.

This is basically a preseason game.  All I care about is guys staying healthy and not getting injured.  That is it. Seriously, if Gronk pulls a hamstring or Brady tweaks an ankle in a game that means literally nothing I'm going to be bullshit.

I'll be shocked if Tom Brady plays more than a half in this game.  And if Jimmy Garoppolo has a good game and I hear even one person in the media talk about a "quarterback controversy" I am going to rip them a new asshole right here on Monday. Stay tuned.

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