The Patriots Rookies "Belichicked" The Media At OTA's And Gave The Same Answer To Basically Every Question. I Friggin Love It.

It appears Bill Belichick got the rookies to drink the Kool-Aid. Today's theme seems to be "I'm just trying to get better every day."

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Terrell Suggs: "The Last Coach That Got Caught Cheating Got Suspended For A Whole Year." This Clown Needs To STFU.

From TMZ:
The Baltimore Ravens stud was leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Bev Hills last night when we asked if the Pats got what they deserved -- $1 million fine, loss of draft picks and the 4-game suspension for Brady.

Sugg's response -- "I don't know. That's not my job. I'm glad I don't got it ... but the last coach that got caught cheating got suspended for a whole year. So ..."

Seems he's strongly suggesting Brady and the gang got off SUPER EASY compared to New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton.

If this friggin moron really thinks that paying players to injure other players is the same thing as (allegedly) deflating footballs below regulation, then he is dumber than I ever imagined.

On a side note,  I don't understand how anyone can listen to a guy who is so fucked up in the head that he once punched his girlfriend and dragged her from a moving car while his kids were inside and also poured bleach on her face while she was holding their one year old.

Seriously, this douchebag is lucky to even have an NFL career. In reality, he should be in jail right now.  So, he needs to shut the fuck up and be thankful that he isn't waking up beside a guy named bubba every morning and wondering why his ass is always sore.

The NFL gave him everything.  And this ungrateful son of a bitch has the balls to run his mouth about the greatest franchise in the past 15 years and the greatest coach this game has ever seen?  Wow.

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Well, Here's The Bill Belichick / Whitey Bulger / Black Mass Mashup We've All Been Waiting For

After watching this video, I'm ready to say fuck it and just accept the fact that the Patriots are the badasses of the NFL--they cheat more than anyone else (because everyone cheats) and they get away with it and they win championships because of it.

And if you hate us, then maybe your head coach and quarterback should grow some balls and push the envelope the way Belichick and Brady do.

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VIDEO: Gronk Started A "Free Brady" Chant At A Nightclub The Other Night. That is Friggin Awesome.

Hmm...that shirtless guy chanting "free brady" (at the 0:28 mark) looks familiar.

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Well, The Red Sox Just Keep On Sucking Along...

I haven't posted about the Red Sox in a while mostly because I hate writing headlines like these and just don't particularly enjoy shitting on this team.  But what the hell.  I'm bored with DeflateGate, so here we go.

Their "ace," who is supposed to stop the bleeding, gave up 6 earned runs in seven innings today.  His ERA is now 5.37...and the Red Sox owe him $95,000,000 (that's 95 million) over the next five season.  How the Christ does Ben Cherington still have a job right now?

The Red Sox scored 7 runs in this series sweep and Dustin Pedroia drove in four of them.  Kudos to him for playing balls to the wall and shame on the rest of this lineup for half assing it most nights and simply showing up because they have to in order to collect their paycheck.

This team is in last place and they're showing zero signs of life.  If John Henry had any balls, he'd fire John Farrell sooner than later and replace Ben Cherington with a Kermit the frog hand puppet.  Hell, he'd probably do just as good of a job.

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While You Were BBQing And Getting Drunk This Weekend, Robert Kraft Admitted That He Bowed To Goodell In That Press Conference To "Benefit Brady."

Everyone has been wondering why Robert Kraft held that press conference last week and gave Roger Goodell a verbal BJ.  Well, now we know why.

Larry King (yes, that Larry King) says that he spoke with Robert Kraft this weekend and Kraft told him that the only reason he bowed to Roger Goodell was because he, "hopes that may somehow benefit Tom Brady."

I'm telling you right now, I will be friggin shocked if Tom Brady's suspension isn't completely wiped out. The only way Robert Kraft would have gone out there and got on his knees for Goodell is if he was promised that Tom Brady's punishement would be completely exonerated.

Anything less and Roger Goodell will go down as the biggest asshole in the history of everything.


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This Was Easily The Best Sign From The Free Tom Brady Rally Today (real, not photoshopped)

Yes they are, my fellow masshole. Yes, they are.

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This Picture Of Tom Brady And His Dog Is Proof He Gives Zero Fucks About DeflateGate Right Now.

We are living in a much different world today than two weeks ago. Roger Goodell hired someone to write a report making it look like Tom Brady cheated, the world believed the bogus report and Tom Brady is now the bad guy. Yet, his first post on social media since the shit got real in this witch hunt is of him introducing the world to his new dog, Scooby.

Yea, I think this is proof that Tom gives zero fucks about the witch hunt right now.

REPORT: Tom Brady WILL Be Suspended. The Announcement Will Be Made Next Week. Oh My God, The NFL Is A Friggin Joke.

From NY Daily News:
Tom Brady will be the highest profile player ever suspended in the 96-year history of the NFL.

Roger Goodell's decision is expected to be announced next week and it is no longer a matter of if the NFL commissioner will suspend Brady, but for how long he will suspend him.

The NFL is convinced, according to sources, that connecting all the dots of the evidence supplied by Wells leads to one conclusion: Brady cheated.

How in the name of everything that is holy can you suspend a guy based on the fact that he "probably" cheated?  That is fucked up beyond words.

Roger Goodell fucking sucks at his job.  He saw the video of Ray Rice beat his fiancee and (first lied about seeing it) then suspended him for two games.  Now he is going to suspend the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL because he "probably" cheated?  That is fucking ridiculous.

Goodell has to go.  Like fucking now.  I'm telling you right now, there will be protesting outside his office the day he announces the suspension.  And when the people of New England take to the streets and riot, the blood will be on his hands.

There is no proof that Brady ordered balls to be deflated below regulation.  None.  Period.  Being "generally aware" of something is arbitrary.  It's Ted Wells' opinion.  And it is fucking bullshit.  It is so friggin sad that in the NFL you are guilty until proven innocent and can be suspended because some hired lawyer thinks you "probably" did something wrong.

On a side note, I am calling it right now: Tom Brady will not lose a game this season.  Whenever he does come back, he will be playing "fuck you football" and ride this league wide hatred for him to the Super Bowl.  And when Roger Goodell hands him his fifth Super Bowl trophy, he'll look him in the eye, say "you fucking asshole" then drop the mic and walk away.

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There Is Now A Website That Explains In Detail How And When Every Single Team In The NFL Has Cheated.

Everyone calling the Patriots cheaters need to visit this website then STFU.

VIDEO: Tom Brady Was Asked About The Ted Wells Report Tonight At Salem State And Some Masshole Yelled, "Who Cares?"

Here's video of Tom Brady at Salem State tonight. Listen to the audience of masshole boo when Jim Gray mentions the Ted Wells report and listen to one actually scream, "who cares?"  Well played my fellow massholes.

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Mayor Walsh Publicly Ripped Ted Wells And Says The NFL Is "Stretching Their Report." Damn, That's What I Call A Verbal Bitch Slap.

From BostonHerald:
Mayor Walsh told reporters he regarded the “more probably than not” standard as “very vague.”

“I don’t know what type of investigation that is. Usually when you have an investigation it comes back with some concrete answers, this is what was known, this is how we did it.

It seems like somebody’s stretching something. And I don’t know if the NFL’s stretching their report and they don’t have any facts and they’re just trying to make it look bad on the Patriots, or the Patriots haven’t responded properly. I don’t know.”

Okay, when you have a sitting mayor calling your report bullshit, you know you've failed.  The bottom line is, Ted Wells and his cronies found nothing on Tom Brady yet had the balls to release the report anyway.  Everyone should be pissed right now.

In summary, Wells theorized that Tom Brady "probably" knew balls were deflated under regulation and people actually think Wells proved that Brady cheated.  Damn, there are a lot of mindless shitheads out there.

The dude found a way to sway public opinion and convince people that Brady cheated with absolutely no evidence.  Yup, Ted Wells just mindfucked an entire population.  And that is goddamn scary.

Thankfully, our mayor is an independent thinker and the kind of guy who has the balls to call out Wells' and the NFL for their bullshit propaganda...I mean report.  Massholes everywhere thank you, Mr Mayor.

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Ted Well's DeflateGate Report Concludes Tom Brady Was "Probably" Aware Of Deflated Balls. That Report Is 243 Pages Of Bullshit.

The entire DeflateGate report from Ted Wells has been released and it is 243 pages long and appears to be mostly bullshit.

There are a lot of vague accusations in there, like when it says Patriots "probably" intentionally deflated balls and Brady was "generally aware."  Yea, okay.  Just like how we know, as a society, that there is "probably" alien life somewhere in the Universe and we are "generally aware" of them.

It also says that is was "unlikely that an equipment assistant and a locker room attendant would deflate game balls without Tom Brady's knowledge and approval."  So, they are just assuming Brady ordered these guys to cheat and was aware of it?  What a friggin lazy investigation.

The report ends with, "based on the evidence developed in connection with the investigation and summarized in this Report, we have concluded that it is more probable than not that New England Patriots personnel participated in violations of the NFL Playing Rules and were involved in a deliberate attempt to circumvent those rules."

Wow, what a half assed accusation.  And what a friggin waste of 103 days.  So basically, there is no definitive evidence that Tom Brady or Bill Belichick or anyone in the organization ordered balls to be deflated below regulation.  Good job, Mr. Commission.

What sucks is the national headlines will read, "Tom Brady Probably Knew About Deflated Balls" and all the Patriots haters will think he ordered them to be deflated under regulation.  Fuck em.

(Click here to read the entire 243 pages of bullshit.)

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So, Tom Brady Had A Pretty Good Seat Last Night. I Want His Life So Friggin Bad.

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Roger Goodell Says He Won't Apologize To The Patriots Even If They Are Found Not Guilty Of Deflating Footballs.

 From ESPN:
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was a guest on ESPN Radio's "Mike & Mike" program on Friday morning from the NFL draft in Chicago, and he was asked about the investigation into New England Patriots underinflated footballs from the AFC Championship Game. 

Goodell was then asked if he was prepared to apologize to the Patriots and owner Robert Kraft if the investigation reveals no wrongdoing.

"Well, no, because here’s the thing, and I’ve said this to Robert and I’ve said this publicly -- our job is to protect the integrity of the game," Goodell said on the program. "There are 31 other teams that want to know that the rules were followed. That’s our job, and that’s what we’re going to do. I’m not going to apologize for doing our job."
Sure, his job was to find out if the rules were broken...which should have taken about three days.  The fact that he allowed this to drag on for months and let this become a national conversation, thus giving all those Patriots haters a chance to bash this organization and the greatest quarterback to ever play the game is a fucking joke.

The Patriots brand was damaged.  Tom Brady's reputation was tarnished.  And the Kraft family was embarrassed.  All because this incompetent prick dragged his feet and didn't do his job.

And now the asshole has the balls to say he won't apologize because he was just doing his job?  Oh my God, I can't even take this fuck face anymore.  I really can't.

Remember, Robert Kraft publicly asked for an apology. If Goodell doesn't deliver, he better start looking for a new job because he is friggin toast.

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So, A-Rod Hit Home Run Number 660 Last Night To Tie Willie Mays For Fourth All Time.

VIDEO: Malcom Brown Says He Models His Game After Ndamukong Suh. Yea, I Think The Patriots Just Got A Badass Motherfucker.

Here's a Malcom Brown highlight video. I like the fact that he says he models his game after Ndamukong Suh. I also like the fact that this highlight video is called, "Quaterbacks Worst Nightmare."

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