Well, It's Over.


If the Patriots had just kicked field goals instead of going for it on 4th down (twice) this would have been a very different game. If Stephen Gostkowski hadn't missed that extra point, the Patriots wouldn't have had to go for two and this game would have gone to overtime. And if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle.

Fuck it.  I'll see you all at the bottom of the Tobin.



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FWIW Here's The Photographic Evidence Gronk Was Being Held In The End Zone On That 4th And 6 Play. I'm Not Bitching. Just Saying.

Allow me to refresh your memory.  The Patriots were down 20-12 with 2:30 left in the game.  It was 4th and 6 and they had the ball on the Broncos 14 yard line.  They decided to go for it.  Tom Brady threw it to Gronk in the end zone.....and this happened:



I mean, the officials blew this call.  They did.  There is a goddamn picture to prove it.

The Broncos got the ball back and the Patriots eventually did score one touchdown but you can't help but think what could have been if the officials did their job.

I also can't help but wonder if maybe, just maybe, the officials were really just following Roger Goodell's orders to make sure, come hell or high water, the Patriots didn't win this game.  We'll never know, really.  I wouldn't put it past Goodell, though.  You know that mancunt didn't want the Patriots in the Super Bowl.


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Consider This Your First Offseason Therapy Session: Fitzy's "Wicked Pissah AFC Championship WTF-Cast."

Skip the Prozac, my fellow Massholes, and watch this.




"Take a shit in Von Miller's sock drawer."  I'll be honest. I feel a little bit better now.


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Anonymous Broncos Player: "I tried to rub my nuts on [Tom Brady's] his face." What The Hell Is Wrong With That Team?



From The MMQB:
The New England Patriots offensive line wasn’t mauled, manhandled or overpowered in the AFC Championship Game; they were simply ignored.

To the three or four rushers the Denver Broncos sent careening towards Tom Brady on any given down, the five men standing in front of them might as well have been rec league hoopers taking on the Golden State Warriors.

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”

Embarrassment. In the end, that’s what this was about.

The Monday Morning Quarterback is run by Peter King of Sports Illustrated. But reading this, you would think it was run by a straight D student working at some shitty high school newspaper.

Why the hell would he run a quote like that when it was from an anonymous "Broncos rusher?"  If the guy didn't have the balls (pardon he pun) to put his name on it, then this quote should never have seen the light of day.

But that's beside the point.  I don't know who the douchebag was who said it, but what kind of message does this send to the children?  That it's ok to talk shit about your opponent leading up to the game and brag about trying to "rub your nuts" in the quarterback's face?

I'm sorry, but that is friggin unacceptable coming from an NFL player.  Roger Goodell needs to track down Peter King, find out who told him that and fine him.  Oh yea, I forgot.  Goodell fucking hates Tom Brady.  That's never going to happen.

I guess Tom and his family is going to have to sit there and take it.  Gisele is going to have to explain to her  kids why a grown man said that he wanted to rub his nuts on their father's face.  Welcome to Roger Goodell's NFL.


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VIDEO: Broncos' Von Miller Make A Joke About Intercepted Football Being Underinflated. Well, hardy fucking har har.

I think I may hate the Broncos more than any team I've ever hated in my life.




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Here Are The Patriots Broncos Keys To The Game



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VIDEO: LaDainian Tomlinson Listened To Callers Bitch About The Patriots On 98.5 The Sports Hub And Absolutely Went Off.

I've never liked LaDainian Tomlinson. I've always thought of him as a bit of a whiny bitch. That being said, who would have thought that in these dark days he would be the voice of reason, giving us all a little perspective. 




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Tom Brady Didn't Get Chosen For The NFL's "Super Bowl 50 Golden Team." What The Hell Is This World Coming To?



From NFL.com:
The Pro Football Hall of Fame Board of Selectors have chosen the "Super Bowl 50 Golden Team" in honor of Super Bowl 50, celebrating the best overall career performances in the Super Bowl, the NFL announced today.

"The Super Bowl 50 Golden Team is an amazing list of incredible individuals," said Pro Football Hall of Fame Executive Vice President Joe Horrigan. "Each name conjures up memories of some of the sport's greatest games showcased on its biggest platform, the Super Bowl stage."

Yet Tom Brady isn't on the list?  What a friggin joke.

Brady won four Super Bowls, just like the guy they chose for their team, Joe Montana.  He also holds the record for most touchdowns in Super Bowls (13 verse Montana's 11) and most pass completions (164 verse Manning's 90).

On top of that, there are the clutch fourth quarter comebacks.  Oh yea, and he didn't have a guy like Jerry Rice running around the field with stickum on his gloves.  I guess the snobs who made the list don't care that the man who made Joe Montana who he is admitted to cheating throughout his career.

Next season, Brady should just say fuck it and buy every one of his receivers stickum.  Then ride that stickum all the way to a fifth Super Bowl and shut the critics up.  Hell, they don't seem to care that Montana did.


(Here's the complete team from NFL.com)


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"NFL 2016 Bad Lip Reading" Features Tom Brady Talking About Shaving His Furry Ankles. Um...Okay.

I have no idea who comes up with this stuff, but it's friggin hilarious.




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REPORT: Bryan Stork Was Tipping The Snap In The AFC Championship Game On Every Play. Well, That Explains Fucking Everything.



From InsideThePylon:
Von Miller, DeMarcus Ware, and Derek Wolfe terrorized the Patriots offensive line all game long, putting Tom Brady on the run and on the ground.

After reviewing the tape, center Bryan Stork stood out. Not for his blocking struggles, but because on nearly every snap Stork was tipping the snap by bobbing his head.

Stork tipping the snap allowed the Broncos rushers to get perfect jumps, another advantage over their out-matched opponents.

Here's the video, if you want to get pissed off:

http://insidethepylon.com/film-study/film-study-nfl/offense-film-study-nfl/2016/02/01/bryan-storks-head-bob-costs-patriots/



Well, that sucked.  And it basically explains everything.  Like why Tom Brady got his more than any other quarterback this season and why the Broncos defensive line looked like a friggin juggernaut.

It's real easy to knock Brady down when you know exactly when the Patriots are going to snap the ball.  That isn't an opinion, that is a fact.

It just sucks that something so petty had such a huge impact on the game.  If someone on the Patriots had just noticed this on film, it would have been corrected and we'd be talking about back-to-back Super Bowl appearances right now....and if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle.


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REPORT: Peyton Manning Sent His People To "Sort Through" Records At Guyer Institute. I Guess The NFL's Investigation Is Officially Tainted.



From TheMMQB:
In response to the Al Jazeera program, Manning’s agent, Tom Condon, assembled a legal team and retained crisis management czar Ari Fleischer, former White House press secretary under President George W. Bush.
Manning’s crew sent a team of investigators to Indianapolis. The Guyer Institute allowed the investigators to sort through the Mannings’ records; it is unclear what they found

It’s not disputed that Manning was a patient of the Guyer Institute. He told ESPN’s Chris Mortensen that his treatment at Guyer was “holistic,” involving “nutrient therapy and oxygen therapy” and the like.

So, Peyton Manning's lawyers and crisis manager, aka the guy he hired to mindfuck everyone into thinking he didn't do it, were allowed to tamper with.... I mean sort through.... the records at the Guyer Institute before the NFL has even finished their investigation?

How the hell can you hear this and NOT think they are covering something up?

I mean, the smoking guns in this situation are the packages sent to his house under his wife's name and their medical records.  If those medical records show that Ashley Manning didn't need an HGH prescription, then it's game over for Peyton.  That is the second smoking gun and he basically got caught.

But nope.  Peyton's cronies were allowed to tamper with and destroy....I mean "sort through" the Manning's records at the Guyer Institute.  So, I guess that means it's checkmate.  Peyton Manning just got away with using HGH.

There is no way the NFL can conduct an investigation now after Manning's people "sorted through" the only real evidence that exists. They just can't.  Whatever they do get their hands on will have already been "sorted through" by the guy being investigated, thus making it meaningless.

In reality, Roger Goodell should consider this situation when making his ruling.  Peyton Manning is basically not cooperating with the investigation and tampering with the evidence. That seems worthy of at least a million dollar fine and a loss of draft picks.  But I digress.


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Roger Goodell Says The PSI Data Collected This Season Show No Violations. VP Of Officiating Dean Blandino Says NFL Will "Evaluate" The PSI Data.



From CBSSports:
On Tuesday, commissioner Roger Goodell made it seem as though the NFL had no interest in releasing the data recorded this year on the PSI in footballs.

After looking bad in the public, the NFL’s story is changing. Dean Blandino, the NFL’s vice president of officiating, said on Sirius XM radio that the league has in fact not yet decided what it will do with the data recorded.

“We did spot checks throughout the year, and we measured PSI levels and recorded that information,” Blandino said, per The Boston Globe. “So right now, we’re evaluating the information."

So, first Roger Goodell claims the NFL just did spot checks and there were no violations this season, then this idiot comes out and says that the PSI records they have are being "evaluated."

If you're going to lie, at least have your story straight.  I swear, everyone in the commissioners office has their head firmly planted up their own asses.  I have no friggin idea who to believe anymore.

If there were no violations, then you release the data and you move on.  It's not that complicated. There should be nothing to evaluate.

The reality is, it's more probable that not that most, if not all, of the measurements were consistent with the Ideal Gas Law.  And Roger Goodell doesn't want to release them, prove Tom Brady is innocence, and have to eat shit.

For Christ's sake, just release the data along with an apology to Tom Brady and a humble admission that you didn't understand the Ideal Gas Law when you launched the bullshit crusade against Tom Brady and the Patriots.  Is that really too much to ask for out of a guy whose job it is to preserve the integrity of the game?

Actually, don't hold your breath.  Roger Goodell is an asshole.  It ain't going to happen.


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SURVEY: Patriots Fans Were Voted The "Most Obnoxious" Fans In The NFL.



From Yahoo.com
SOASTA, the leader in performance analytics, today unveiled the results of its 2016 Super Bowl Second Screen Survey. 

The research revealed that the New England Patriots, who were recently eliminated from the NFL playoffs, are #1 when it comes to obnoxious fans. More than 1 in 3 Americans (38 percent) said that the Pats had the most obnoxious fans in the playoffs.

Like we really give a flying fuck.

A survey of butthurt sports fans just voted the fans of the most successful franchise of this century the "most obnoxious" and that is supposed to mean something?  Give me a friggin break.

When a city wins 9 championships in 14 years, people are going to be jealous and they're are going to hate you.  That is just human nature.  So, calling us obnoxious because we win so much just goes to show how obnoxious the rest of this country is.

Oh yea, and the Patriots are already favorites to win Super Bowl 51, according to Vegas.  So, fuck you all.  Fuck you all very much.


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Here's The Video Of Tom Brady Getting Booed At Super Bowl 50. What A Bunch Of Assholes At Levi's Stadium. A Bunch Of Real Assholes.

Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL and he got booed at a ceremony that was supposed to honor him and his accomplishments all because Roger Goodell sucks at his job and mindfucked everyone into thinking he's a cheater.  That is a goddamn shame.

If that bullshit witchhunt known as DeflateGate never happened, then this would have never happened.  So I'm sorry, but these people booing are nothing more than a bunch of mindless fucking assholes and need to take a long hard look in the mirror.


 

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This Sounds About Right...



I just want to remind all the Peyton Manning ball washers that Tom Brady did it without HGH.  Oh yea, and Brady will still be playing football when Manning is admitted to his nursing home...in like 2 years.


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I Just Want To Remind Everyone...



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And Here Is The Definitive Proof That Pablo Sandoval Doesn't Have 17% Body Fat.




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The NFL Combine Is This Weekend And It Got Me Thinking.....




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Here Is The Most Honest Tom Brady Peyton Manning Side-By-Side Comparison You Will Ever See.



In 18 years, Peyton Manning racked up a bunch of individual (regular season) stats, won two Super Bowls and didn't accomplish shit in the postseason, statistically speaking.  Those are the facts.

The Manning ball washers in the media are going to


VIDEO: A Broncos Fan Kicked Over A Porta Potty With A Patriots Fan Inside And Laughed About It. Stay Classy, Denver.



Broncos fans are a bunch of fucking assholes. Who laughs at this kind of barbaric bullshit?  And what kind of person records it and and gloats about it?

I guarantee we would never see anything like this at Gillette.  A Patriots fan wouldn't let another Patriots fan get away with this kind of douchebaggery.  I guarantee it.

This just goes to show you what kind of people support that team.  They don't care that their quarterback used HGH to get where he is and they don't have one ounce of human dignity.  They are fucking animals.  And I say "they" because there are a bunch of people just standing around watching and not one person is trying to help the dude or find out who did it.  Fucking pathetic.


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ESPN'S Danny Kanell Thinks The Broncos Should Hit Tom Brady Late And "Send A Message." I Think He Should STFU.



From NESN:
Danny Kanell caused quite a stir Friday during his ESPN radio show with Ryen Russillo. The former Florida State and NFL quarterback was talking about Sunday’s AFC Championship Game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots when he came up with a controversial idea.

"They’ve been talking about him crying, I almost feel like this is the type of game where you have to send a message like in the first and second quarter, the first half, hit him a couple of times where it’s a little past the whistle. Like, let him know you’re around.

I’m not saying dirty, but questionable. You gotta push the envelope. I would almost challenge them to like be like ‘You know what, get a 15 yarder in the first half. Draw a line somewhere, but say ‘We have to send a message.'” 

It's one thing for a network to openly hate the Patriots to impress Roger Goodell but this guy is taking it to another level.  To suggest the Broncos hit Brady after the whistle and "push the envelope?"  This friggin guy shouldn't have a job right now.

This is a league that is trying to get CTE out of the game.  And this asshole thinks the Broncos should make taking out Tom Brady a part of their strategy.  That isn't exactly a hot take.  That is irresponsible and just douchey.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if the execs at ESPN give him a raise.


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Every Masshole Has To Watch This Movie Trailer For "Boston Accent"....Then Laugh Your Balls Off. You're Welcome.




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VIDEO: Julian Edelman Called Tom Brady A "Sneaky Bastid" After QB Sneak In Chiefs Game. He's Pissa.

So, it turns out the Patriots were mic'd up during the Chiefs game. Listen at the 2:49 mark and you can hear Julian Edelaman call Tom Brady a "sneaky bastid" and a "sneaky son of a bitch."  I like the way he talks.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/0ap3000000626516/Sound-FX-Chiefs-vs-Patriots


(the NFL doesn't allow petty bloggers like me to embed their videos so CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO ON NFL.com)



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For Anyone Thinking Peyton Manning Is Still Good...He's Not. He Sucks, Actually.

via ESPN

For the record, NFL Passer Rating isn't some bullshit stat made up by ESPN (like QBR).  It is actually the official formula used by the NFL to rank quarterbacks and has been around since 1973.

This year, Peyton Manning was statistically the worst quarterback in the NFL.  That isn't me saying that.  That is what the numbers say.

So, anyone who thinks this AFC Championship game is Brady vs Manning is wrong.  The AFC Championship game is going to be about Tom Brady throwing the ball about 60 times and dismantling the Broncos defense.

Well, that and winning despite shitty officiating.  You know Roger Goodell doesn't want to see Tom Brady and the Patriots in the Super Bowl, so the game will be rigged. You know it's coming.  So this game will be about the Patriots overcoming a rigged game as much as it will be about Brady throwing the ball a ton.

But I digress.  So anyway, the Broncos are putting a sucky quarterback on the field and are going to try and win despite him because that front office has no balls and don't want to hurt his feelings.  That's just friggin stupid.  But I applaud their stupidity. 



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A Rhode Island Whiskey Company Sent Peyton Manning A Bottle Addressed To His Wife Complete With An HGH Joke.

From Instragram/SonsOfLibertySpirits:


You have to give these guys credit, this is probably the most creative ball busting I've seen in a while.   



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WEATHER ALERT: It's Not Going To Be That Bad Around Here. No Need To Panic Like A Bunch Of Assholes.

Here is the latest forecast for the weekend.


I think we'll be ok.



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REPORT: Officials Forgot Patriots Footballs At Their Hotel Saturday, State Police Drove Balls To The Game. Cue The ESPN Propaganda Machine.


From CBSBoston:
State Police confirm they helped the NFL deliver footballs and pressure gauges to Gillette Stadium on Saturday after an official forgot them at their hotel.
Approximately two hours before the Patriots were set to host the Chiefs in the playoffs; State Police at Logan Airport were notified by the Hyatt Hotel that the equipment had been left behind.

According to State Police spokesman David Procopio, a trooper on duty, along with the hotel employee that retrieved the equipment, drove the balls and gauges to Gillette Stadium and arrived about an hour before kickoff.

So much for the integrity of the game.

How the hell can a league that cares so much about accurate PSI measurements let anyone other than NFL officials handle game balls?  What a friggin joke this league has become.

Anyway, so how long before the ESPN propaganda machine blows this story up and tries to discredit the Patriots and their win against the Chiefs.  Stay tuned, my fellow Massholes.  It's coming.


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This Is An Actual Tweet From CBS Denver. Bunch Of Assholes.

@CBSDenver

Here a fact they chose to conveniently ignore:  Peyton Manning was ranked 34th out of 34 quarterbacks in Passer Rating this season (here's the complete list, you will have to scroll to the bottom to see Manning's name).  Oh yea, and he sucks now that he stopped using HGH.



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VIDEO: Broncos' Chris Harris Jr Says He's Going To Take Out Rob Gronkowski At The Knees, ESPN Anchor Laughs Hysterically.

Watch as this douche, Chris Harris Jr, admits that he is basically going to take out Gronk at the knees and then listen as ESPN anchor Kevin Negandhi gets all giddy.

I understand ESPN hates the Patriots, but come on. This asshole still has a responsibility to be professional.



On a side not, it's not illegal in the NFL to hit low but this guy has to know that Gronk has been injured twice due to being tackled at the knees.  So yea, it seems like a rather douchey thing to say.

UPDATE:  Gronk has responded....with a blowjob joke.

@RobGronkowski

Gronk is pissa.


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Broncos' Antonio Smith Called Tom Brady A "Crybaby" That Asks Refs To Call Penalties Too Much.



From The Colorado Springs Gazette:
Do the Broncos think Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is a crybaby?

"That would be an accurate statement. I've never seen any quarterback look to the referee right after he gets sacked more than Brady," defensive lineman Antonio Smith said with a smile at Dove Valley on Monday. 

"Every time he gets sacked he looks at the ref like, 'You see him sack me? Was that supposed to happen? He did it a little hard. Please throw a 15-yard penalty on him. Get him fined.'"

It is pretty pathetic that a professional football player would call another player a crybaby days before the AFC Championship game. It really is. Gary Kubiak has no friggin control over that locker room.

Earlier this week, Brandon Marshall was bitching because Rob Gronkowski "pushes off" and gets away with it.  I've never heard a team bitch so much about officiating before they've even played the game.

It's actually sad.  I mean, the Patriots are favored by 3.5 points in this game despite the fact that the Broncos were the #1 seed and are playing at home.  These guy seem scared.  They really do.

They are lobbying the refs for calls before even setting foot on the field.  That is the sign of a team scared shitless.


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Donnie Wahlberg Called Out Boston Globe Troll Dan Shaughnessy For Shitting On The Patriots. Kudos, Donnie.


Dan Shaughnessy wrote an article trashing the Patriots for "not trying to beat the Dolphins" on the last game of the year, thus losing home field advantage in the AFC Championship game.

Now if you read the Globe regularly, you know that Shaughnessy is good for about a dozen or so articles a year bashing the Patriots--a team that has had more success in this town over the past 15 years than any of the other teams combined.

He is basically a ball buster just for the sake of being a ball buster.  The fact that he trolls the Patriots makes his shtick even more pathetic.  He write bullshit articles, and says a lot of stupid shit that he can't honestly believe, just to get clicks and bait people into leaving comments.  And it pisses a lot of people off.

Well, Donnie Wahlberg put that prick in his place....like a good Masshole.  This is from the Boston Globe's Facebook page (note the first comment):



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REPORT: NFL May Release PSI Data From 2015 Season The Week Before The Super Bowl



From ProFootballTalk:
The league has opted to use only a random testing procedure [to test PSI during the 2015 season], periodically removing footballs from service at halftime for testing, and then testing the replacements at the end of the game.

The league has not yet committed to making any of the PSI information public. However, a source with knowledge of the situation tells PFT that the league may be releasing a summary of the data between the conference title games and the Super Bowl.

If the data was going to make Roger Goodell look like an asshole, he would bury it.  If there was any chance that the data could be twisted and manipulated to make Tom Brady look like the bad guy during the DeflateGate saga (and to further Goodell's case in court), you know Goodell would release it when the world was watching.

Well, the world is usually watching the week leading up to the Super Bowl.  So, get ready for Roger Goodell to take a steaming shit on Tom Brady a week before he potentially plays in his seventh Super Bowl.

He is most likely going to say that, according to his data, weather doesn't affect air pressure in footballs and his $5 million witch hunt against Brady was worth it.  And for what?  So he can sway public opinion and keep his dick hard at night? 

What a fucking asshole.


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Broncos LB Brandon Marshall Says Gronk Is Hard To Cover Because He "Pushes Off"


From WEEI:
Broncos linebacker Brandon Marshall kicked off the week leading up to the AFC title game with a shot across the bow at the Patriots and tight end Rob Gronkowski.

Marshall told Pro Football Talk on Monday that the reason why Gronkowski is so hard to cover is “because he pushes off.” Gronkowski has been whistled for five offensive pass interference calls on the season, but none since the end of November.

Wow.  It appears Gary Kubiak doesn't have control over his own locker room.  Do you think Bill Belichick would ever let a Patriots player bitch and moan about an opponent?  Hell no.

Anyway, I see what this douche is doing.  He is lobbying the officials to call offensive pass interference on Gronk this Sunday.  And you know what?  They probably will.  The only way this Broncos team can beat a fully healthy Patriots team is if the officials give them the game.  Everyone in that locker room knows it.

Remember, Gronk was injured in the loss to the Broncos earlier this season and it still took them overtime to beat the Patriots, but I digress.

What I take from this is that the Broncos are a scared team.  They are scared that Peyton Manning has a wet noodle for an arm.  They are scared that Bill Belichick is going to out-coach and out-prepare Gary Kubiak and they are scared of Tom Fucking Brady.

On a side note,  I wouldn't be surprised if Roger Goodell already sent out the memo to the refs telling them to screw the Patriots.  The last thing he wants to do is hand the Vince Lombardi Trophy to Tom Brady on February 7th.

Mark my words, the Broncos will get away with a lot and the Patriots will be handed a ton of bullshit penalties.  And this whiny little bitch, Brandon Marshall, will probably get his way and Gronk will get screwed worse than he's ever been screwed in his life.


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This Will Be The 17th Time Tom Brady And Peyton Manning Meet Head-To-Head. This Sounds About Right....




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VIDEO: Travis Kelce Mocked Tom Brady During His Pregame Into. Boy, Does He Look Like An Asshole Right Now.

A video posted by J. Gomes (@cvboyswagg) on



This doesn't even piss me off. It really doesn't. Because in the end, the Patriots are going to their fifth straight AFC Championship game and this asshole has next week off.


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FINAL: Patriots 27 Chiefs 20



That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

When Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman are healthy, the Patriots can beat anyone on the friggin planet.  Even a team that has won 11 in a row.

Edelman had 100 yards on the day and Gronk had two touchdowns despite playing with an "injured knee and back."

And in the end, the Patriots are playing in their fifth straight AFC Championship game (and Tom Brady / Bill Belichick's tenth). Fuckin A.


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VIDEO: Julian Edelman Outran EVERYONE Out Of The Tunnel Today. Damn, He Is Fired Up.




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Here Are The Patriots Chiefs Keys To The Game



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It All Goes Down Today. I Cannot Friggin Wait For 4:35!!!!!!!!!!!!



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And Here's "Shit Pats Fans Say: The B-Sides" Just For Shits And Giggles.









REPORT: Patriots May Be Deliberately Overstating Gronk's Injuries To Confuse The Chiefs And Their Game Planning.



From ProFootballTalk:
On Thursday night, here’s what a source with knowledge of how the Patriots do business said when it comes to the high-stakes, single-elimination nature of the postseason: “Don’t buy into it.” [the fact that Rob Gronkowski has a knee and back injury]

In other words, there’s a chance that the Patriots are deliberately overstating Gronkowski’s health condition in an effort to confuse the Chiefs as they finalize a game plan for Saturday

And if, in this particular case, it causes the Chiefs to assume that they’ll see an impaired Gronkowski when in fact he’ll be fine, the Patriots could find a way to take advantage of that defect in game planning. 
If true, it’s sort of brilliant. No one ever gets investigated or punished for putting too much on the injury report; the NFL only acts (and rarely at best) when a team fails to disclose enough. If a team discloses too much or otherwise makes the situation seem worse than it is, nothing happens.

The fact that Rob Gronkowski is on the official injury report with a back and knee injury seems really bizarre.  What's even more strange is the fact that some reporters were saying that he got an injection on his knee and some said it never happened.  But now it all makes sense.

So, did Bill Belichick just find another loophole in the rules?  I mean, he has to know that a team can't get punished for putting too much on the injury report.  So, is this how he is game planning for a team that has won 11 straight games?  By mind fucking them?

That is so friggin Belichikian.  It really is.  Confuse the hell out of the Chiefs and make them scramble to come up with two game plans.  Damn, Belichick really is thinking on a whole nother level than the rest of the planet.

The question is, if Gronk shows no signs of being injured on Saturday, scores two touchdowns and the Patriots blow out the Chiefs, how long before the assholes in the national media start calling him a cheater? Stay tuned.


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According To The Police Report, Chandler Jones Was Stoned As Fuck But Polite And Cooperative. Now Let's All Move Along.

He wasn't armed.  He didn't drive there.  He didn't hurt anyone.  And he wasn't confrontational with the police.  This story is officially dead.






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